Madonna vs. The Sun: The Battle Continues…

By: The Superficial / August 18, 2009

Here’s Madonna in Portofino, Italy celebrating her 51st birthday and, yes, she’s wearing a jersey with her own name on it. Because a woman who parades around on stage in fishnets can’t wear a bathing suit, she has to look like LeBron James after a terrible bleaching accident. As if that’s not bad enough, after jumping into the water, Madonna finds the sun’s rays to be too harsh and makes an assistant swim out to her. Holding an umbrella. Jesus. Could you imagine if the water was too cold? “Hey. Somebody swim out here and build me a fire. Madonna demands warmth!”

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