Here’s Madonna in Portofino, Italy celebrating her 51st birthday and, yes, she’s wearing a jersey with her own name on it. Because a woman who parades around on stage in fishnets can’t wear a bathing suit, she has to look like LeBron James after a terrible bleaching accident. As if that’s not bad enough, after jumping into the water, Madonna finds the sun’s rays to be too harsh and makes an assistant swim out to her. Holding an umbrella. Jesus. Could you imagine if the water was too cold? “Hey. Somebody swim out here and build me a fire. Madonna demands warmth!”
Photos: Fame
Que | August 18, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Que undettered leather.
Shep | August 18, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Looks like some sort of mid evil experiment to see if she’s a witch or not……. I know which one I’m putting my money on
spaaanky | August 18, 2009 at 12:50 pm
I heard her right shoulder has sustained a ton of sun damage. Good thing she has that umbrella. Idiot.
Sport | August 18, 2009 at 12:52 pm
she’s frightening. Fucking scary.
KKK | August 18, 2009 at 12:55 pm
white people are dumb
The 'A' Man | August 18, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Thank heavens she aint wearing a bikini!!!!!
dandi | August 18, 2009 at 1:02 pm
I was out last night when think about this lady of music and whiteness. She shine on my head brain and I thinking, why the sun so afraid of the skin of her? Then I hit head with me palm and said, ‘FACEPALM!’ and makes me laugh.
ptooey | August 18, 2009 at 1:03 pm
picked scab
Christhebliss | August 18, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Madonna: The new face of geriatrics
dandi | August 18, 2009 at 1:04 pm
I was out last night when think about this lady of music and whiteness. She shine on my head brain and I thinking, why the sun so afraid of the skin of her? Then I hit head with me palm and said, ‘FACEPALM!’ and makes me laugh.
dandi | August 18, 2009 at 1:04 pm
I was out last night when think about this lady of music and whiteness. She shine on my head brain and I thinking, why the sun so afraid of the skin of her? Then I hit head with me palm and said, ‘FACEPALM!’ and makes me laugh.
gaggletooth | August 18, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Ican’tfindthespacebar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
farles chew | August 18, 2009 at 1:12 pm
“Death Takes a Dip”
TUBBO | August 18, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Natalie Wood drowns and just our luck this freak has cork up her ass……….
Lenny | August 18, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Oh, I know these pictures!
They’re from an exclusive photoshoot for http://www.gothsinhotweather.com
Jill Smith | August 18, 2009 at 1:26 pm
that lady is stupid
Madonna who? | August 18, 2009 at 1:26 pm
#’s 7, 10, 11- LMFAO!!!!
macca | August 18, 2009 at 1:28 pm
She’s crossing into MJ territory. Watch the trashy NJ Italiano chick morph into the Bristish royal sunfreak skeletor…
Madonna who? | August 18, 2009 at 1:28 pm
#’s 7, 10, 11- LMFAO!!!!
Savalas | August 18, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Nice gams, granny!
$avalas | August 18, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Nice gams, granny!
Shavalas | August 18, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Sorry! Ignore comment 21 and look at comment 20!
Carolyn | August 18, 2009 at 1:40 pm
My god but she’s ugly.
material bag | August 18, 2009 at 1:41 pm
like a sturgeon….hey
Guido | August 18, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Ugly thick calloused Italian mammone’s feet…make me some homemade tomato sauce bitch!…an get me a beer yuze at it
dandi | August 18, 2009 at 1:53 pm
When I make facepalm, its makes me think, do others in around me say ‘hey, that girl is giving facepalm for? Does she drink crazy juices for breakfast?”
I hope they think it crazy. Cause I facepalm again and scream ‘I do it again!!!!!’ and then I slap the knee..
dandi | August 18, 2009 at 1:53 pm
When I make facepalm, its makes me think, do others in around me say ‘hey, that girl is giving facepalm for? Does she drink crazy juices for breakfast?”
I hope they think it crazy. Cause I facepalm again and scream ‘I do it again!!!!!’ and then I slap the knee..
Io | August 18, 2009 at 1:55 pm
there are truly some desperate people in this world. were I a man, I would rather have my penis shrivel up, turn to dust and be carried away in the wind that to even think of allowing it anywhere near the crypt keeper, not to mention allowing my mouth near hers or her twat
Max Planck | August 18, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Be careful what you say here.
She may unleash her flying monkeys.
Gacked on Madonna | August 18, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Dignity and seclusion are two words this ugly fuck should look up. She needs a body guard or 4 because every average man wants to throw her down a flight of stairs. When she was tweny and had hairy arm pits she would suck your dick for twenty bucks, she got worse with age. Proof no matter how much money some people have they will always be assholes.
dandi | August 18, 2009 at 2:02 pm
But I have never heard of the monkeys flying!!! It does scare me that I think now they use their tail for helecopter. Whip whip whip around and shoot up in the big sky!!!!!!
FACEPALM!!
I never knew the monkey flying!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
dandi | August 18, 2009 at 2:02 pm
But I have never heard of the monkeys flying!!! It does scare me that I think now they use their tail for helecopter. Whip whip whip around and shoot up in the big sky!!!!!!
FACEPALM!!
I never knew the monkey flying!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
sandwichman | August 18, 2009 at 2:06 pm
dandi, marry me.
mrs.t | August 18, 2009 at 2:35 pm
make sure at least one of her adopted kids is wearing and ‘i heart madonna’ t-shirt….it’s in nanny handbook. she will cut you.
and can dandi run for office?
mrs.t | August 18, 2009 at 2:35 pm
make sure at least one of her adopted kids is wearing and ‘i heart madonna’ t-shirt….it’s in nanny handbook. she will cut you.
and can dandi run for office?
Progesterone | August 18, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Nice going, try to hide from the sun. She doin it to keep wrinkles of her forhead or something? Cuz I dont see the big issue, she can just have another plastic operation if she starts getting wrinkles.. xD
Stinky | August 18, 2009 at 2:39 pm
The sun is winning…
Mr Smith | August 18, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Cant believe that a star of her size (erhmm..) can behave so strange.. I mean, come on, clothes with her own name on them? xD
Rasputins Liver | August 18, 2009 at 3:00 pm
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OH FOR THE LOVE OF FREEKIN’ GAWD!!
Mad-donna looks fuckin’ hagged beyond belief. She looks like Grannie Clampett for cryin’ out loud. She should be ashamed! But barring that, the very least she could do is spare the rest of us the sight of her grotesquery.
The great British actrss Helen Mirren at 64 years old looks a 1000 times better in a bikini than does Hagdonna! Check it out:
http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2008/7/hellen-mirren-bikini.jpg
[img]http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2008/7/hellen-mirren-bikini.jpg[/img]
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Kelley | August 18, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Good post, but what’s with the three times ?? Helen really looks awesome.
Sarah | August 18, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Hey I don’t know who that lady Hellen Mirren is, but you’re right – she looks way better than Madonna. Normally I don’t bother to comment, but these pictures of Madonna are just plain annoying. She has issues.
Courtyardpigeon | August 18, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Seriously, and umbrella in the water?
april | August 18, 2009 at 4:54 pm
at least she’s keeping that shit under wraps. mostly. can’t believe that young dude is doing her.weird
Sarah2 | August 18, 2009 at 5:04 pm
she’s trying to fill the creepy pale superstar void left by jacko…
Sarah2 | August 18, 2009 at 5:04 pm
she’s trying to fill the creepy pale superstar void left by jacko…
Biff | August 18, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Hey, look at the dog! And the cute little poodle, too.
girl | August 18, 2009 at 5:34 pm
She knows nobody wants to see her disgusting
zombie body.
Vince | August 18, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Hey #18. for the record she is from Detroit Michigan and then she lived in New York City she is not from New Jersey. This bitch is about as Italian as the Olive Garden. She is an utter disgrace to Italians everywhere!
mad-donna | August 18, 2009 at 6:15 pm
that young dude is doing her because hes a latino and latinos are menwhores that could bang any old creepy hag for money ! no one in the world (besides her gays fans) could find this woman atractive or nice, she s a shameless, megalomaniac, ugly cunt !
but hey,
look at the black kid wearing that stupid shirt *i love maddona* WTF ! and the other latino looking at them while they kiss ! priceless, he s like WOW, gross ! but i guess the money is good though, so keep fucking the hag JESUS !
BTW very nice swimsuit you old miserable hag !
mad-donna | August 18, 2009 at 6:16 pm
that young dude is doing her because hes a latino and latinos are menwhores that could bang any old creepy hag for money ! no one in the world (besides her gays fans) could find this woman atractive or nice, she s a shameless, megalomaniac, ugly cunt !
but hey,
look at the black kid wearing that stupid shirt *i love maddona* WTF ! and the other latino looking at them while they kiss ! priceless, he s like WOW, gross ! but i guess the money is good though, so keep fucking the hag JESUS !
BTW very nice swimsuit you old miserable hag !