Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez is starting to get pissed about Madonna spending more and more time with 22-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz (above). Somewhere Cindy Rodriguez is laughing on top a pile of alimony. NY Daily News reports:
Madonna has been trying to soothe the Yankee slugger by telling him Luz is just a decoy to take the heat off of their own romance. “Madonna pooh-pooed her relationship with Jesus and called it a publicity trick,” the insider confides. “But now that Jesus was spotted out with her kids, she can’t hide her subterfuge any longer.”
So far, the Material Mom’s (r.) relationship with Luz has been uncomplicated. “Jesus comes and goes, but he never stays at her house. He’s certainly not moving in,” says the source. “It’s not like Madge is going to marry Jesus. He’s keeping her warm at night.”
I’m pretty sure Madonna could be pregnant with Jesus Luz’s child and A-Rod would still believe it’s a publicity stunt. Wanna know why? He had sex with Madonna in New Cryptkeeper Disguise therefore failing nature’s IQ test. This technically puts him somewhere between a sea cucumber and Jesus Luz who at least knows not to spend the night. That’s when she feeds.