Madonna to adopt African baby


Madonna arrived in Malawi today to help AIDS orphans, and the secretary to the minister for gender and child welfare says she’s planning to adopt a child. Which is the equivalent of her nanny adopting a child, because I didn’t even know she had children (she has two) until I read the article. Pretending you’re Jesus and crucifying yourself on stage isn’t the awesome parenting tool the media would have you believe. I’ve read books. I know.

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