Madonna Supports Kabbalah Juice
Madonna is taking her devotion to Kabbalah to the next level and is considering becoming the new face of their energy drink. She has decided to test the drink on herself before deciding whether to agree to the deal. The beverage will be launched in California before being sold worldwide. Kabbalah spokesman Darin Ezra told The Sun, “We are going after the Red Bull market but Kabbalah Energy Drink tastes better. It is infused with Kabbalah water, which is holy water.” Kabbalah water, eh? Sounds…legitimate.