Madonna still in controversy

October 26th, 2006 // 80 Comments
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Just a few days after claiming he didn’t know Madonna would gain permanent custody of his child, Yohane Banda, the father of the 13-month-old Malawian boy Madonna wants to adopt, says he’s scared Madonna will back out of the adoption because of all the negative press. He says:

“I am afraid Madonna may get angry and frustrated and decide to dump my son because of these people. These so-called human rights activists are harassing me every day, threatening me that I am not aware of what I am doing. I’m afraid David may be sent back and the orphanage may not even accept him back. So where will he end up? Here? He will certainly die.”

And regarding his previous statements about not meaning to give Madonna permanent custody he says:

“I was telling these rights groups that I wasn’t selling my son. I said I wouldn’t … sell my son for anything but I had agreed with Madonna before a judge so my comments were taken out of context and I hope Madonna is not angry.”

I was hoping the first pictures of Madonna’s new family would be of her and her two kids and in the background would be David chained to the radiator eating out of a dog bowl. But no, she’s actually treating the adopted kid with dignity and respect. And now that she has the approval of the father it makes it imposisble to hate what she’s done. Although the father is so completely confused about everything I think with enough coaxing we could get him to admit the kid isn’t even his and then confess to staging the moon landing in his basement studio.

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  1. BeautifulNightmare

    FIRST!

  2. radio4play

    motherfucking shit!

    this sux ass! donkey ass

  3. jrzmommy

    She still could have just given the man an opportunity to keep his family together and adopted a child that was truly orphaned. And she could have gotten her fucking roots touched up, too.

  4. Maybe if she didn’t involve the press in the first place…

    NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU MADONNA!!!

  5. radio4play

    somehow this picture is creepy but ya ya nice work Madonna

  6. radio4play

    the white boy looks freaky

  7. I am glad to hear all is well with that, it has to be a very intense thing to go through. I feel bad for the dad… he must just be swamped with obnoxious American reporters as well with no money for his newly found fame.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  8. Adding onto #4

    Go crawl in Saddamm Hussiens spider hole and die.

  9. Can’t we just let them be and move on to crap
    that is truly frivolous like Paris Hilton’s
    hair pie or Lindsey’s bearded clam?
    MUCH more interesting!

  10. Dirt McGirt

    IM BACK AND MY ASSHOLE IS BIGGER THAN EVER THANKS TO DADDY AND THAT BEER BOTTLE

  11. kate

    That’s actually a sweet picture.

    I still think Madonna is a pretentious bitch, though.

    But its a nice pic.

  12. GirlyGirl

    What. The. Fuck is going on!

  13. Dirt McGirt

    I AM BIG PUSSY WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR

  14. jrzmommy

    And excuse me, but how in the hell is the media communicating with someone who lives in the bush of Africa? I didn’t think they had spoken language much less phones and interview capabilities where little “David” is from. They don’t even wear clothes there.

  15. Dirt McGirt

    DIRT MCGIRT YOU DON’T OWN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER, I OWN YOUR TROLLING ASS. LEAVE WHILE YOU STILL HAVE SOME SEMBLANCE OF DIGNITY LEFT

    YOU PIECE OF SHIT

  16. Dirt McGirt

    DIRT MCGIRT THE OWNERS OF THE SUPERFICIAL HAVE BEEN CONTACTED ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE YOUR ASS IS BANNED

  17. Madonna: Oprah, I hope that all of this doesn’t shine a bad light on kidnapping, I mean, buying, I mean, adopting African children…

    Oprah: (shrugs) Whatever.

    http://www.blackbeatpress.com

  18. BarbadoSlim

    Why doesn’t this “dad” just stop giving statements, so now he’s afraid the ORPHANAGE
    won’t take back HIS fucking kid.

    what a fucking hero….clap…clap …clap.

  19. serial snarkalec

    Nothing like pimping your children to keep the publicity wheel grinding. After a tit-alating nudie book, endless inventions of yourself and self cruxifiction, what’s next? Getting your kids to have group sex together?

    BTW, does anyone have a BROOM? There seems to be a little too much Dirt in here.

  20. serial snarkalec

    Which is saying a lot.

  21. Terry

    Radio, there are new pics of MK Olsen @ faded ( http://fadedyouth.blogspot.com )

    scrolll down a couple. she’s with her TRASHTASTIC new boyfriend.

    they look hideous. LOL

    like the new kurt and courtney. LOL

  22. Terry

    Radio, there are new pics of MK Olsen @ faded ( http://fadedyouth.blogspot.com )

    scrolll down a couple. she’s with her TRASHTASTIC new boyfriend.

    they look hideous. LOL

    like the new kurt and courtney. LOL

  23. Tha-Flash

    lol #23.

  24. biatcho

    This “family” picture is remniscient of the old Banana Republic adds… just missing a slant.

  25. Oprah

    10 years ago i would have bitch slapped that talentless cracker, but you get older, you see stuff, and hey, let’s be honest, at least half the black dads are worthless niggers. give him his kid back? just to bounce back to the orphanage? how about free sterilization instead? for all of ‘em? now that’s a real solution to the problem. a final solution.

  26. biatcho

    that’s what wine will do to you… I meant “ad” and I’m pretty sure I didn’t spell that word that means “reminds me of” right. or maybe I did. or perhaps i’m lit.

  27. Italian Stallion

    In the picture they’re all fighting over the last Sunny Delight, except little David, he’s content with the grape drink he’s eyeing up………..

  28. Is it me or it looks like Madonna & Lourdes want to make out ?

  29. PrettyBaby

    They look defensive and edgy, not happy or content. Very strange, even little Rocco has that chip-on-his-shoulder look. What did she do to those kids? Sheesh, does she let them eat Poptarts and watch Pokemon or is all Kabbalah- approved snacks and Madonna movies? An odd clan.

  30. PrettyBaby

    #27 Wow….

  31. Madrid Marriott

    1. I wonder how you say “Madonna” in Malawian.

    2. Clearly, Yohane Banda is the father of Anna Nicole’s child.

  32. Fuck all of you, this is a sweet picture and you know it;)

    E – http://blog.ateava.com/

  33. tawnie

    pensive little Rocco there is thinking “I shall call him GoatStink”

  34. @30 Skönflicka – Or Lourdes just wants to get the fuck out?

  35. commissioner

    Remember when she had that annoying high pitched, nasally voice?

    That’s what buckets o’ money will do for ya. Make you British.

  36. RichPort

    I wonder if they built a thatched straw hut in the back yard with some hay flooring, just to make the little fucker feel at home. Maybe they’ll airdrop food into her backyard with boxes marked UN Hunger Relief. They might wanna walk around with some machine guns and click alot, or the kid might realized he’s been kidnapped, er, um , I mean ‘adopted’…

  37. mulva

    Angelina just flew her plane over an Nambian village, lowered a net, scooped up all the children, and legally adopted them while still in flight. so she wins

  38. jrzmommy

    Mia Farrow has issued the following statement: “If ya wanna impress me, adopt a brown one with no legs!!! Or one that’ll fuck your husband when you’re not looking! There! You want adoption! I got your fucking adoption!!!”

  39. gatorbates

    I think she must be acting.

    Or else she didn’t take her medication today.

  40. SonJaSpiCe

    David is probably one of the cutest babies I have ever seen. Lourdes looks so much like her mother it’s uncanny and the other one, the boy, whatshisface, looks like he’ll grow up to be one little hellraiser. It’s a nice family photo… but where is Mr. Ritchie?

  41. mlk

    when he gets older, the kid will realize his rights were violated. and then he’ll demand to go back to his dirt poor country, get his rat-infested bed back at the orphanage, and arrange for regular visits from his mentally challenged father. or, he’ll look at a few pictures of his native land and his father wearing his characteristic “duh…doy?” expression, wipe his forehead and say “PHEW!”

  42. sophiecatrupertjerk

    NO MORE WIRE HANGARS!!! (that’s what it sounds like at Madonna’s house).

    Oprah is a blowhard!

    Let’s get those people in Africa sterilized. I bet Madonna’s money would be put to much better use to have them sterilized than to build another orphanage.

  43. BarbadoSlim

    Oh Oprah that post was intense down to your final reference to complete genocide, I think a a Seig Heil is in order.

  44. jrzmommy

    42–duh. he’s taking the picture!!!!

  45. BarbadoSlim

    Neh nah Etan, fuck YOU and make sure you wipe your mouth before you eat, you have Madonna’s shit all over your mouth.

    You’ll ruin your dinner

  46. jrzmommy

    Etan is Nate spelled backwards and the world Nate makes Jrzmommy angry.

  47. justme

    The little spook will grow up and rape the daughter and kill the Dad.. Then burn their house down.. That’s what coons do.. Ungrateful monkeys..

  48. chilifries

    Three children by three different fathers? What a whore!!!

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