Madonna still enjoys A-Rod

Despite recently dating a zombie, Madonna has rekindled her love affair with Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez. The two spent the weekend at Jerry Seinfeld’s home in the Hamptons, according to Page Six:

But the downtime did little to calm the recently divorced pop star’s nerves. She’s fuming over unflattering photos from her album cover shoot that were leaked online. A snitch said, “Madonna called up the label screaming when the photos got out.”

Right, because before the leaked images got out, I didn’t think Madonna drained the life-force of children to live. But now, RUN, DAVID BANDA, RUN! Warn the villagers! She’s got adoption papers!

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