Madonna still enjoys A-Rod

January 27th, 2009 // 41 Comments

Despite recently dating a zombie, Madonna has rekindled her love affair with Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez. The two spent the weekend at Jerry Seinfeld’s home in the Hamptons, according to Page Six:

But the downtime did little to calm the recently divorced pop star’s nerves. She’s fuming over unflattering photos from her album cover shoot that were leaked online. A snitch said, “Madonna called up the label screaming when the photos got out.”

Right, because before the leaked images got out, I didn’t think Madonna drained the life-force of children to live. But now, RUN, DAVID BANDA, RUN! Warn the villagers! She’s got adoption papers!

Photos: Flynet
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  1. Anthony

    First.!!! And I dont understand why A-Rod is doing this…WHY?

  2. Anthony

    First.!!! And I dont understand why A-Rod is doing this…WHY?

  3. kate

    No comment on her lizard jacket? I’m disappointed, Fish.

  4. Dan

    The sad part (for Yankee fans) is that A-Rod’s had a namesake ever since he saw those pictures.

  5. CaptainMorgan

    Nice pantaloons. How is she out in the daytime? OH! Right! She’s allergic to WATER….got it.

  6. sla

    Madonna: you are not Ward Cleaver, Stevie Wonder, a pimp or a wanna-be teenage gangsta. Give back the hat, glasses, coat and pants.

    But when you do, PLEASE find something else to wear. You also are not a 21-year-old hottie.

  7. What is the hell is she wearing?

  8. Charma Kameleon

    I’ll bet she still enjoys a rod. Probably about any rod she can get her hands on.

  9. what madonna wants, madonna gets!

  10. Plastic Sturgeon

    When are people going to realize that they are spending time together for ~drum roll~ publicity! Both A-Rod and Madonna are “A list” attention whores.

    That, and she clearly had cheek bone implant surgery when she had her face lift just before her tour.

    She is in sick shape but she has to learn the term “age gracefully”.

  11. Scared Straight

    For just a moment, I thought that was Michael Jackson.

  12. jimmy

    Time and tide wait for no man! Now I understand, why people say Madonna should be the hottest cougar on ==== AgelessMate.com=== she will never give up to hold back some younth time!!! Understandable!

  13. jimmy

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Time and tide wait for no man! Now I understand, why people say Madonna should be the hottest cougar on ==== AgelessMate.com=== she will never give up to hold back some younth time!!! Understandable!

  14. mable

    “She’s fuming over unflattering photos from her album cover shoot that were leaked online.”

    Really??? Are any photos of her EVER flattering these days???

  15. Anexio

    Technically speaking, isn’t any picture of Madonna a bad picture?

  16. fearsarewishes

    JFC, that coat looks like it may be authentic alligator or crocodile. If it is real it must have a bazillion dollars.

    What’s her stance on PETA?

  17. p0nk

    @8 well done!

  18. fearsarewishes

    Cost…looks like it must have COST a bazillion dollars.

    Sheesh.

  19. Cash

    Too bad she’s still such A-Tool.

  20. me

    Anyone posting after me sucks on A-Rod’s big bat and plays with Madonna’s balls

  21. boo

    Those pants amuse me.

  22. pffft

    @20

    you did the job so well already that no one needs to imitate you, thanks

  23. Alright who’s the joker that dressed Michael Jackson up in a leather jacket and prison pants and paraded him around as Madonna. Did you think anyone would seriously buy it?

  24. JungleRed

    Nathasha!

    Or is it the black spook from spy vs. spy?

  25. madonna really should try to class it up a little.

  26. JPRichardson

    I like her coat.

  27. Tracey

    She was bothered by bad photos? When is the last time this hag looked at herself in the mirror? She’s GROSS!

  28. Alright who’s the joker that dressed Michael Jackson up in a leather jacket and prison pants and paraded him around as Madonna. Did you think anyone would seriously buy it?

    hahahaha. good comment looks like someone has fixed his nose too

  29. Ummm...yeah...

    Poor creature…vampires can’t take direct sunllight you know, so I guess that explains the clothes…
    I have yet to see any, and I do mean ANY flattering pictures of this ugly bitch…
    even when she started in this business there was no hope for her fucking face ….gazillions of $$$ and 35 years just made it worse.
    As for King of the DoucheBags…he’ll get enough of the drywall when his fucking dick falls off…she’s the only one who wants his ass any fucking way.

  30. Diana

    I thought that was Michael Jackson on first look.

  31. ali

    wow. and the title is not “madonna still enjoys A’s Rod” ??
    i’m disappointed in you, superficial writer.

  32. We are allowed to laugh because of this PATHETIC CREATURE, folks?

  33. Sam

    The real question is – why were they in Jerry Seinfeld’s home?

  34. That’s not gonna be good for anybody, Jerry. (Chicken Roaster)

    This will be like the stinky car episode. He’ll end up burning the house to get the stank out. The Beast!

  35. FACE

    She should find out what Prince takes to look 20 years younger than her. She looks like an old reptile of some sort.

  36. Sean Penn

    PICS OR GTFO, MADONNA!!!!

  37. ghf

    ashlee ‘s got the chin,jessica’s got the double chin

  38. ghf

    ashlee ‘s got the chin,jessica’s got the double chin

  39. lola

    which bits of her in the photos was she fuming about? does she not recognise herself? poor thing.

  40. YourMom

    A-Rod is dating Michael Jackson? When did this happen?!
    Goddamnit.

  41. Love these romantic romps with Madonna .. A-Rod doesn’t even have to show up.. he could be at home but
    he released his moniker to Madonna again.. so go for it.. Same place, same A Rod.. same weekend..??

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