Despite recently dating a zombie, Madonna has rekindled her love affair with Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez. The two spent the weekend at Jerry Seinfeld’s home in the Hamptons, according to Page Six:
But the downtime did little to calm the recently divorced pop star’s nerves. She’s fuming over unflattering photos from her album cover shoot that were leaked online. A snitch said, “Madonna called up the label screaming when the photos got out.”
Right, because before the leaked images got out, I didn’t think Madonna drained the life-force of children to live. But now, RUN, DAVID BANDA, RUN! Warn the villagers! She’s got adoption papers!
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Anthony | January 27, 2009 at 3:12 pm
First.!!! And I dont understand why A-Rod is doing this…WHY?
Anthony | January 27, 2009 at 3:12 pm
First.!!! And I dont understand why A-Rod is doing this…WHY?
kate | January 27, 2009 at 3:16 pm
No comment on her lizard jacket? I’m disappointed, Fish.
Dan | January 27, 2009 at 3:22 pm
The sad part (for Yankee fans) is that A-Rod’s had a namesake ever since he saw those pictures.
CaptainMorgan | January 27, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Nice pantaloons. How is she out in the daytime? OH! Right! She’s allergic to WATER….got it.
sla | January 27, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Madonna: you are not Ward Cleaver, Stevie Wonder, a pimp or a wanna-be teenage gangsta. Give back the hat, glasses, coat and pants.
But when you do, PLEASE find something else to wear. You also are not a 21-year-old hottie.
Famous Plastic | January 27, 2009 at 3:36 pm
What is the hell is she wearing?
Charma Kameleon | January 27, 2009 at 3:37 pm
I’ll bet she still enjoys a rod. Probably about any rod she can get her hands on.
that's hideous | January 27, 2009 at 3:38 pm
what madonna wants, madonna gets!
Plastic Sturgeon | January 27, 2009 at 3:41 pm
When are people going to realize that they are spending time together for ~drum roll~ publicity! Both A-Rod and Madonna are “A list” attention whores.
That, and she clearly had cheek bone implant surgery when she had her face lift just before her tour.
She is in sick shape but she has to learn the term “age gracefully”.
Scared Straight | January 27, 2009 at 3:52 pm
For just a moment, I thought that was Michael Jackson.
jimmy | January 27, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Time and tide wait for no man! Now I understand, why people say Madonna should be the hottest cougar on ==== AgelessMate.com=== she will never give up to hold back some younth time!!! Understandable!
jimmy | January 27, 2009 at 4:03 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Time and tide wait for no man! Now I understand, why people say Madonna should be the hottest cougar on ==== AgelessMate.com=== she will never give up to hold back some younth time!!! Understandable!
mable | January 27, 2009 at 4:04 pm
“She’s fuming over unflattering photos from her album cover shoot that were leaked online.”
Really??? Are any photos of her EVER flattering these days???
Anexio | January 27, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Technically speaking, isn’t any picture of Madonna a bad picture?
fearsarewishes | January 27, 2009 at 4:24 pm
JFC, that coat looks like it may be authentic alligator or crocodile. If it is real it must have a bazillion dollars.
What’s her stance on PETA?
p0nk | January 27, 2009 at 4:26 pm
@8 well done!
fearsarewishes | January 27, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Cost…looks like it must have COST a bazillion dollars.
Sheesh.
Cash | January 27, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Too bad she’s still such A-Tool.
me | January 27, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Anyone posting after me sucks on A-Rod’s big bat and plays with Madonna’s balls
boo | January 27, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Those pants amuse me.
pffft | January 27, 2009 at 5:06 pm
@20
you did the job so well already that no one needs to imitate you, thanks
kerrcarto | January 27, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Alright who’s the joker that dressed Michael Jackson up in a leather jacket and prison pants and paraded him around as Madonna. Did you think anyone would seriously buy it?
JungleRed | January 27, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Nathasha!
Or is it the black spook from spy vs. spy?
GABE | January 27, 2009 at 5:08 pm
madonna really should try to class it up a little.
JPRichardson | January 27, 2009 at 5:11 pm
I like her coat.
Tracey | January 27, 2009 at 7:02 pm
She was bothered by bad photos? When is the last time this hag looked at herself in the mirror? She’s GROSS!
Jason Krezure | January 27, 2009 at 7:03 pm
Alright who’s the joker that dressed Michael Jackson up in a leather jacket and prison pants and paraded him around as Madonna. Did you think anyone would seriously buy it?
hahahaha. good comment looks like someone has fixed his nose too
Ummm...yeah... | January 27, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Poor creature…vampires can’t take direct sunllight you know, so I guess that explains the clothes…
I have yet to see any, and I do mean ANY flattering pictures of this ugly bitch…
even when she started in this business there was no hope for her fucking face ….gazillions of $$$ and 35 years just made it worse.
As for King of the DoucheBags…he’ll get enough of the drywall when his fucking dick falls off…she’s the only one who wants his ass any fucking way.
Diana | January 27, 2009 at 7:16 pm
I thought that was Michael Jackson on first look.
ali | January 27, 2009 at 9:50 pm
wow. and the title is not “madonna still enjoys A’s Rod” ??
i’m disappointed in you, superficial writer.
gerard Vandenberg | January 27, 2009 at 10:28 pm
We are allowed to laugh because of this PATHETIC CREATURE, folks?
Sam | January 28, 2009 at 4:33 am
The real question is – why were they in Jerry Seinfeld’s home?
Narcissist | January 28, 2009 at 6:33 am
That’s not gonna be good for anybody, Jerry. (Chicken Roaster)
This will be like the stinky car episode. He’ll end up burning the house to get the stank out. The Beast!
FACE | January 28, 2009 at 8:21 am
She should find out what Prince takes to look 20 years younger than her. She looks like an old reptile of some sort.
Sean Penn | January 28, 2009 at 12:42 pm
PICS OR GTFO, MADONNA!!!!
ghf | January 28, 2009 at 2:43 pm
ashlee ‘s got the chin,jessica’s got the double chin
ghf | January 28, 2009 at 2:43 pm
ashlee ‘s got the chin,jessica’s got the double chin
lola | January 29, 2009 at 7:45 am
which bits of her in the photos was she fuming about? does she not recognise herself? poor thing.
YourMom | January 29, 2009 at 4:08 pm
A-Rod is dating Michael Jackson? When did this happen?!
Goddamnit.
clavier | January 5, 2010 at 8:11 am
Love these romantic romps with Madonna .. A-Rod doesn’t even have to show up.. he could be at home but
he released his moniker to Madonna again.. so go for it.. Same place, same A Rod.. same weekend..??