Madonna spotted without wedding ring

May 16th, 2006 // 70 Comments
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Madonna was photographed in Los Angeles recently without her wedding ring on, acknowleding that her marriage to Guy Ritchie has a hit rough patch. Her rep insists it’s not a big deal though, saying:

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  1. CruisingForCock

    I love Madonna. But then again, I covet fake Prada bags worn by Fake Tara.

  2. Fisher55

    this talk of “Snatch” being *brilliant* is disturbing to me. that movie was a steaming pile of shit. but at least guy’s hot

  3. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I wish Madonna would get it over with and just grow a big, gay penis already. Seriously, what’s the hold up? Duct tape, maybe?

  4. #44, you’re making fun of spelling? What did the Star Trek Marathon end and you need something else to entertain yourself?

  5. kaileykat

    Y’all are forgetting. Her name isn’t Madonna anymore . . . it’s ESTHER.

    Although, frankly, I liked her better as Madonna.

  6. iambananas

    Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me
    I think they’re O.K.
    If they don’t give me proper credit
    I just walk away

    They can beg and they can plead
    But they can’t see the light, that’s right
    ‘Cause the boy with the cold hard cash
    Is always Mister Right, ’cause we are

    Living in a material world
    And I am a material girl
    You know that we are living in a material world
    And I am a material girl

    Some boys romance, some boys slow dance
    That’s all right with me
    If they can’t raise my interest then I
    Have to let them be

    Some boys try and some boys lie but
    I don’t let them play
    Only boys who save their pennies
    Make my rainy day, ’cause they are

    Living in a material world
    And I am a material girl
    You know that we are living in a material world
    And I am a material girl

    Living in a material world (material)
    Living in a material world
    Living in a material world (material)
    Living in a material world

    Boys may come and boys may go
    And that’s all right you see
    Experience has made me rich
    And now they’re after me, ’cause everybody’s

    Living in a material world
    And I am a material girl
    You know that we are living in a material world
    And I am a material girl

    A material, a material, a material, a material world

    Living in a material world (material)
    Living in a material world

  7. PapaHotNuts

    Nobody do it. Nobody.

  8. HughJorganthethird

    Hey Madonna be a little more irrelevant. Hear that? It’s the sound of nobody giving a shit about anything you do anymore…

  9. iambananas

    Posted by PapaHotNuts on May 16, 2006 04:05 PM

    Nobody do it. Nobody.

    By saying that, you’re acknowlodging… and still obsessing. Can’t you stop this enamoured obsession with me? Everything I say that, you tell no one to respoond…

    AND I KNOW WHY!!!!

    BECAUSE YOU ARE SO OBSESSED WITH ME, YOU CAN’T STAND IF ANYONE ELSE GETS MY ATTENTION!

    Wow, you are the MOST obsessed! You are President of C.O.O.B.!

    That’s really sad.

  10. smokeyrobinson

    52…

    I hope you’re not thinking I’m the one who thinks Snatch is “brilliant”. It’s far from it, I never used that word, however, I do think Del Toro and Pitt’s character make the film decent. Again, an aberration for Ritchie.

    Ritchie is a douchebag. He has this smug arrogance about him, and I don’t know why. With the exception of select parts in Snatch, his films are dogshit. Also, boning Madonna would’ve been cool ten or fifteen years ago.

  11. I’m a little upset that nobody answered my #37 post… I mean, even though it wasn’t a question. Isn’t she usually ugly?

  12. Fa Cube Itches

    Shouldn’t Madonna/Esther just go ahead and change her name to Nancy Spungen II?

    Let’s see:

    Annoying loudmouth American? Check for both.

    Whore? Check for both?

    Absolutely destroyed career of an at least semi-promising Englishman? Check.

    Ok, so Spungen used smack and the only vag nastier than Paris Hilton’s to take down Sid. (BTW his promise was as a singer, not a bassist). Madonna used her ability to turn anything remotely involving film into shit to take down Guy. Here’s hoping he stabs her soon.

  13. Fa Cube Itches

    Shouldn’t Madonna/Esther just go ahead and change her name to Nancy Spungen II?

    Let’s see:

    Annoying loudmouth American? Check for both.

    Whore? Check for both?

    Absolutely destroyed career of an at least semi-promising Englishman? Check.

    Ok, so Spungen used smack and the only vag nastier than Paris Hilton’s to take down Sid. (BTW his promise was as a singer, not a bassist). Madonna used her ability to turn anything remotely involving film into shit to take down Guy. Here’s hoping he stabs her soon.

  14. Fa Cube Itches

    Shouldn’t Madonna/Esther just go ahead and change her name to Nancy Spungen II at this point?

    Annoying American cunt? Check for both.
    Whore? Check for both.
    Do anything to be famous, regardless of degree? Check for both.
    Kill the career of an at least semi-promising* Englishman? Clean sweep; Spungen with heroin, and Esther with her uncanny ability to turn anything even connected to movies into complete and utter shit.

    * Sid Vicious did show some promise as a singer.

  15. Fa Cube Itches

    Gah. Stupid delay, came back and reposted and now the fucker’s up.

  16. dirtypiratehooker

    I hate her teeth…you could kick a field goal between those things…

  17. rachel

    Kabbalah center is killing Madonna. They are starving her and causing her to look so haggard. And her skin – leather.

  18. herbiefrog

    blimey
    this is
    an
    old
    thread

    listening to
    Madonna- It don’t mean nothing.mp3

    so i’ve done my bit

    [next]

    you are in danger
    of making the same
    mistake as brittnay :)

    unless [of course] that
    would be
    was
    is
    etc
    your intention

    see, we don’t need
    to say fuck you
    cos
    you are all
    fucked
    if we dont

  19. It’s just the right thing to do. Divorce him or just leave him. Infidelity (double digit number of mistresses) is definitely not a reason to stay!

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