Madonna & Sean Penn reuniting?

September 2nd, 2009 // 39 Comments

Now that they’re both divorced, it only makes sense for the rumors to start that Sean Penn and Madonna are going to rekindle their relationship after a quarter of a century. InTouch reports:

A friend says Madonna, 51, and Sean, 49, have stayed in touch since having cocktails last November at New York’s Greenwich Hotel and have helped each other through their respective splits (she divorced Guy Ritchie in 2008). And though she is casually dating Jesus Luz, “Madonna still considers Sean her soulmate,” her friend reveals. “It’s highly possible that she and Sean will somehow get back together now that they’ll both be divorced.”

However, Sean might want to act soon considering The Sun reports Madonna collapsed twice while performing in Bulgaria over the weekend:

Madge lost consciousness singing Holiday and had to be held up by a dancer. Then, as she left the stage during Spanish Lesson, she passed out and fell over.
A source said: “Madge was really worried backstage. She had to sit down for a longer break than usual between songs. She refused to end the show or take a break after the Holiday dizzy spell. It turns out she’s suffering from exhaustion. She is anaemic.
“She was advised to postpone the last two shows in Israel for a few days, but logistics and stubborness stopped her. She’ll do them then take some rest.”

Of course, Sean Penn has nothing to worry about since it’s only a matter of time before Madonna finds the last unicorn and devours its heart thus restoring her strength. No, really, the sex’ll be great.

Photos: WENN

Comments (39)

  1. One trick pony | September 2, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    They would make a great couple.

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  2. rach | September 2, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    Her ass actually looks pretty good.

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  3. mafme | September 2, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    Well, rach, at this point she is just a big muscle, which does make for a spectacular ass.

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  4. havoc | September 2, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    The food service people are going to have to learn to keep a couple of children backstage for her to snack on…..

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  5. The Observer | September 2, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    Didn’t he beat the shit out of her face like 12 different times?

    Oh right, this is Madonna we’re talking about. For a second I mistook her for a human.

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  6. Bob | September 2, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    How can Madonna have a soulmate…. she dosent have a soul…

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  7. Chris Penn | September 2, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    Why would Sean Penn want to fuck this foul old ghoul when he can fuck any young starlet that he wants? Makes no sense.

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  8. Verga | September 2, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    Either she gained weight only on her ass or she got a butt sculpter and/or implants. She obviously got the chubby cheek implants and botox.

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  9. hkpiwantyou | September 2, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    does this post say that she is dating Jesus??? I thought he was dead.

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  10. movie trailers | September 2, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    good ass

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  11. tor | September 2, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    Um – she looks a hell of a lot better than that douche Sean Penn. He looks like luggage.

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  12. joy | September 2, 2009 at 6:06 pm

    Madonna’s bum is so fake!! You can see the pad in photo#1,

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  13. Sickitten | September 2, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    11 & 12. Straight on. But wait, isn’t Sean Penn Jewish? So this makes sense with her religion now.

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  14. ROUGH before dishonor | September 2, 2009 at 7:25 pm

    *cough* pics of Lourdes please *cough* *cough*

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  15. shavederic | September 2, 2009 at 8:11 pm

    great ass! Of course, with a mug like hers, the only way anybody would bone her is from behind, so it’s a good thing it’s a nice view.

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  16. ha | September 2, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    @14

    You sick fuck. She’s like 14 or something.

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  17. isitin | September 2, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    @14 you dumb sick fuck, she is 12…………………….

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  18. brandon | September 3, 2009 at 2:40 am

    Madonna is an appalling and shocking kind of woman.

    not because she is raunchy, but because she simply cannot figure out that any sex appeal she had, died ages ago.

    i hope the old bitch doesn’t break her hip next concert.

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  19. ROUGH before dishonor | September 3, 2009 at 7:02 am

    *weeps* Oh lord I have sin, ohhhh the error of my ways……

    Calm down you fake puritans. Ask yourselves, why are dirty thoughts going through your heads? What do you think’s going to happen if Fish publish a pic of her here? mass fapping or mocking of her un-plucked eye brows…Preferably I like the shapely legs of a Miley or the fresh face of her Disney rival; or the bikini top of a fake Emma Roberts. If youre going to call me sick next time make it square….

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  20. FACE | September 3, 2009 at 7:39 am

    Doesnt the fourth pic look like there is a terrible old cooch fishy smell coming out of there?

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  21. lovlovelala | September 3, 2009 at 9:02 am

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  25. gurlina | September 3, 2009 at 10:30 am

    …..What is that, a butt implant?

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  26. a_s | September 3, 2009 at 10:38 am

    That would be great if they rekindled their romance after so many years even though they had a tumoltious relationship they really loved eachother,they were younger and immature but I bet they would handle things a lot better now that they are older,id rather see them together than with that little brazilian tadpole,its disgusting,to think when madonna and sean wed in 85 he wasnt even born till years later

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  27. Anna | September 3, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    Why can’t she just age normally? The amount of botox she puffs her face up with is so obvious, it’s gross. It is not a good look.

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  28. Gando | September 3, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    Extreme diets and no body fat to rely on.The body has a voice too.

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  29. Galtacticus | September 3, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    Who’s her physician? Dr. Murray?

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  30. Busted Keys | September 3, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    i admire Madonna for her work ethic.

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  31. Fribble | September 3, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    Damn, that bitch is OOOOOLD!
    Even her ass-plants are sagging!
    *Gag!*

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  32. nancy | September 3, 2009 at 9:16 pm

    That would be great if they did get back together but I highly doubt it.

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  33. estetik cerrah | September 8, 2009 at 5:50 am

    wooww.. her ass looks very fit..

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  34. Çene Esteti?i | October 16, 2009 at 7:00 am

    MADONNA ..!!! Woman of all time …

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  35. Estetik | October 22, 2009 at 4:51 am

    always a beautiful woman ..

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  36. buy r4 ds | January 20, 2010 at 8:45 am

    I highly doubt Sean Penn wants anything to do with that veiny old bag. He’s in full mid-life crisis mode, so he’s not tagging anything older than 26.

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  37. Estetik | April 24, 2010 at 11:56 am

    Extreme diets and no body fat to rely on.The body has a voice too.

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  38. depresyon tedavisi | June 9, 2010 at 2:14 am

    Woman of all time …

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