Madonna & Sean Penn reuniting?

September 2nd, 2009 // 39 Comments

Now that they’re both divorced, it only makes sense for the rumors to start that Sean Penn and Madonna are going to rekindle their relationship after a quarter of a century. InTouch reports:

A friend says Madonna, 51, and Sean, 49, have stayed in touch since having cocktails last November at New York’s Greenwich Hotel and have helped each other through their respective splits (she divorced Guy Ritchie in 2008). And though she is casually dating Jesus Luz, “Madonna still considers Sean her soulmate,” her friend reveals. “It’s highly possible that she and Sean will somehow get back together now that they’ll both be divorced.”

However, Sean might want to act soon considering The Sun reports Madonna collapsed twice while performing in Bulgaria over the weekend:

Madge lost consciousness singing Holiday and had to be held up by a dancer. Then, as she left the stage during Spanish Lesson, she passed out and fell over.
A source said: “Madge was really worried backstage. She had to sit down for a longer break than usual between songs. She refused to end the show or take a break after the Holiday dizzy spell. It turns out she’s suffering from exhaustion. She is anaemic.
“She was advised to postpone the last two shows in Israel for a few days, but logistics and stubborness stopped her. She’ll do them then take some rest.”

Of course, Sean Penn has nothing to worry about since it’s only a matter of time before Madonna finds the last unicorn and devours its heart thus restoring her strength. No, really, the sex’ll be great.

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  1. One trick pony

    They would make a great couple.

  2. rach

    Her ass actually looks pretty good.

  3. mafme

    Well, rach, at this point she is just a big muscle, which does make for a spectacular ass.

  4. havoc

    The food service people are going to have to learn to keep a couple of children backstage for her to snack on…..

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  5. The Observer

    Didn’t he beat the shit out of her face like 12 different times?

    Oh right, this is Madonna we’re talking about. For a second I mistook her for a human.

  6. Bob

    How can Madonna have a soulmate…. she dosent have a soul…

  7. Chris Penn

    Why would Sean Penn want to fuck this foul old ghoul when he can fuck any young starlet that he wants? Makes no sense.

  8. Verga

    Either she gained weight only on her ass or she got a butt sculpter and/or implants. She obviously got the chubby cheek implants and botox.

  9. hkpiwantyou

    does this post say that she is dating Jesus??? I thought he was dead.

  10. tor

    Um – she looks a hell of a lot better than that douche Sean Penn. He looks like luggage.

  11. Madonna’s bum is so fake!! You can see the pad in photo#1,

  12. 11 & 12. Straight on. But wait, isn’t Sean Penn Jewish? So this makes sense with her religion now.

  13. ROUGH before dishonor

    *cough* pics of Lourdes please *cough* *cough*

  14. shavederic

    great ass! Of course, with a mug like hers, the only way anybody would bone her is from behind, so it’s a good thing it’s a nice view.

  15. ha

    @14

    You sick fuck. She’s like 14 or something.

  16. @14 you dumb sick fuck, she is 12…………………….

  17. brandon

    Madonna is an appalling and shocking kind of woman.

    not because she is raunchy, but because she simply cannot figure out that any sex appeal she had, died ages ago.

    i hope the old bitch doesn’t break her hip next concert.

  18. ROUGH before dishonor

    *weeps* Oh lord I have sin, ohhhh the error of my ways……

    Calm down you fake puritans. Ask yourselves, why are dirty thoughts going through your heads? What do you think’s going to happen if Fish publish a pic of her here? mass fapping or mocking of her un-plucked eye brows…Preferably I like the shapely legs of a Miley or the fresh face of her Disney rival; or the bikini top of a fake Emma Roberts. If youre going to call me sick next time make it square….

  19. FACE

    Doesnt the fourth pic look like there is a terrible old cooch fishy smell coming out of there?

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  24. gurlina

    …..What is that, a butt implant?

  25. a_s

    That would be great if they rekindled their romance after so many years even though they had a tumoltious relationship they really loved eachother,they were younger and immature but I bet they would handle things a lot better now that they are older,id rather see them together than with that little brazilian tadpole,its disgusting,to think when madonna and sean wed in 85 he wasnt even born till years later

  26. Anna

    Why can’t she just age normally? The amount of botox she puffs her face up with is so obvious, it’s gross. It is not a good look.

  27. Gando

    Extreme diets and no body fat to rely on.The body has a voice too.

  28. Galtacticus

    Who’s her physician? Dr. Murray?

  29. i admire Madonna for her work ethic.

  30. Fribble

    Damn, that bitch is OOOOOLD!
    Even her ass-plants are sagging!
    *Gag!*

  31. nancy

    That would be great if they did get back together but I highly doubt it.

  32. wooww.. her ass looks very fit..

  33. MADONNA ..!!! Woman of all time …

  34. always a beautiful woman ..

  35. I highly doubt Sean Penn wants anything to do with that veiny old bag. He’s in full mid-life crisis mode, so he’s not tagging anything older than 26.

  36. Extreme diets and no body fat to rely on.The body has a voice too.

  37. Woman of all time …

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