Madonna has accused American citizens of being afraid of electing a female as president of the United States. She believes Americans are frightened by the concept. She explains: “In Europe and Asia and elsewhere, women have ruled over millions; it’s not an abstract or frightening or out-of-the-box concept. But in America, men are still afraid of women. And women, I don’t think, trust women. I find that amazing.”
Well thank god we have Madonna to enlighten us on these things. Look, having a woman president is a very cute idea, kinda like having a monkey play the harmonica. I’m actually all for a woman President. Hell, I’d even vote for Madonna as President. More specifially, as President of beer-fetching. Or maybe Vice-President of pregnancy. Or Secretary of silence. Now wait, before you twist your Xena costume in a fit of rage, know that I’m just kidding – she’s no longer qualified to be VP of pregnancy.
As you said, our fabulous “elected-representatives of congress” didn’t/haven’t put anyone worthy out there to be proud of. So, you know. Kerry, Bush, Clinton whatever- they’re all the same, and to each his own opinion on that matter.
Sorry, the rest of you post sounded like this “eeeeeeeee (gasp) eeeeeee eeeee f*&@ eeeeeeeeee (gasp gasp)” So I’m afraid I couldn’t get through it.
I do think it’s funny that you spend more time criticising the United States on The Superficial.com than actually working on making a “difference” in the world through a realistic plan of action.
100. Posted by A2Bcom on March 9, 2006 05:09 PM
“Your statement about the US going to war for Canada if that country was attacked is probably true,”
I don’t think the U.S. could help anybody right now if there was an attack, for christ’s sake, they couldn’t even help their own people in New Orleans.
LMAO…bananachange, talk about the pot calling the kettle black! You and your homie manunited need to just fuck off and quit cluttering the board with “your’re dumb! you’re crazy! If some chick I don’t know wants to talk shit about the tit size of some other chick she doesn’t know that’s totally normal and OK!” Bitches, PLEASE! Don’t hate, congratulate. Then go buy some tits and get off my figurative “dick”. Oh wait, you’re too stupid to get sarcasm and will probably say “eww, hermaphrodite!” Get off my ovaries, fallopian tubes and out my uterus!
No, that was not a fascist statement. I said that we should not spend our money on someone who says bad things about the country that made them the person that they are. That is also a freedom. I absolutely did not have any other thoughts about Canada except what I stated. I’m sure that it is a great country. And please people don’t listen to the main news media (ABC, CBS, NBC). I don’t even have the time to list the problems with them. They are the ones who really give this country a bad name.
SoCal – you really are one of the dumbest animals on this planet. I bet you drive a white honda civic with some cute little thingy hanging off the rear view mirror and your nails are painted really cool colors for all the various holidays.
I would never claim to know a person such as yourself because I do not associate with hobags. I just find it so entertaining pissing you off because you come on here with all your babbling bullshit that no one gives a fuck about & you talk like you’re the best thing since sliced bread. You’re a waste of skin so drop it.
Oh look at the time, I bet school is just letting out for you. Have a fun ride on the short bus home. Or in your case the Tard Cart.
SoCal – I don’t use the term “homie” so please refrain from referring to me as one.
How are your tits?
101. Posted by bananachange on March 9, 2006 05:20 PM
“I do think it’s funny that you spend more time criticising the United States on The Superficial.com than actually working on making a “difference” in the world through a realistic plan of action.”
You just fill in the blanks with whatever bullshit you pull form your mouth don’t you.
Point one. You know nothing about my life. Period.
Point two. I spend and have spent time working for change in this world.
Point three. I am not surprised you were unable to read or comprehend most of my post.
Hey BC girl. Lets just say that everything you say is correct. Well you still sound like a high maintenence angry whiner that bascially acts like Man-repellent. Ok, so in your view the US sucks etc… Well ok then, you sure argued that well, finished now? Can we get back to making fun of Madonna’s old wrinkled ass?
Continued reply to BCgal:
Point four… your post didn’t interest me enough to finish [READING] it.
You speak from your emotions. And I would imagine, if you were interested in ‘doing something good’ you’d share it with people instead of hysterically ranting about everything under the American sun from an Subjectivist point of view.
Point four and three quarters- you sound like a rather depressing individual to be around.
Point five and two eighths – I’m glad you don’t live here.
;)
108. Posted by Spindoc on March 9, 2006 05:49 PM
“Can we get back to making fun of Madonna’s old wrinkled ass?”
I thought this topic was about Madoona accusing Americans of being afraid of voting in a female president?
Wait a minute, it is.
March 08, 2006
Madonna scolds America
Madonna has accused American citizens of being afraid of electing a female as president of the United States. She believes Americans are frightened by the concept. She explains: “In Europe and Asia and elsewhere, women have ruled over millions; it’s not an abstract or frightening or out-of-the-box concept. But in America, men are still afraid of women. And women, I don’t think, trust women. I find that amazing.”
“Well thank god we have Madonna to enlighten us on these things. Look, having a woman president is a very cute idea, kinda like having a monkey play the harmonica. I’m actually all for a woman President. Hell, I’d even vote for Madonna as President. More specifially, as President of beer-fetching. Or maybe Vice-President of pregnancy. Or Secretary of silence. Now wait, before you twist your Xena costume in a fit of rage, know that I’m just kidding – she’s no longer qualified to be VP of pregnancy.”
It’s so FUNNY how it always come back to that READING thing, ya know? If you read the posts you will understand.
You also said,
“Well you still sound like a high maintenence angry whiner that bascially acts like Man-repellent.”
It is not as funny, it’s just SAD, that certain people resort to personal slags as a form of communication. The one good thing about people that resort to insults as a form of communication is…………it lets the rest of us know who they are.
BCGirl: I think you miss the entire point of this website. It is soley here for “personal slags” against celebrity-types and when people such as yourself come on here with all of your wannabe rhetoric certian posters attack back in order to annoy you more & hope you never come back here.
I happen to think that calling you a “high maintenence angry whiner that bascially acts like Man-repellent” is hiliarious.
Hilarious because it is true and you know it, you just won’t admit it.
Note to yourself: Keep the posting to a minimum of 1000 words… some people don’t want to read an essay and I would hate for you to do this all in vain.
By the way BCGirl: I just finally read through your diatribe on us good ol’ Americans here in the U.S. of A. and wow – are you a terrorist? Because propaganda is for Nazis, terrorists & Michael Moore and you wreak of it! It’s kind of scary how angry you are. You hate Americans because we’re all stupid & lazy yet you log onto one of our humor websites. That makes not a lick of sense, but then again crazy people never do. You’re insane!
BCgirl-Honey, give it up! You’re being “flamed” right now meaning these dorks on here basically sit here all day like fucking losers battling back and forth with no real purpose, other than to hate on people who they simply ASSUME to be better than themselves. (And they’re right!) You see all the venom they’re spewing at me? These bitches don’t even know me! LMAO….ridiculous and childish, ignore them and continue to speak your mind about whatever the fuck you want, I certainly will.
113. Posted by SoCalGal420 on March 9, 2006 07:37 PM
BCgirl-Honey, give it up! You’re being “flamed” right now meaning these dorks on here basically sit here all day like fucking losers battling back and forth with no real purpose, other than to hate on people who they simply ASSUME to be better than themselves. (And they’re right!)
You are right SoCalGal420, attempting to communicate with vacuous nimwits, that lump nazis, terrorists and Michael Moore in the same pile, is futile.
damn! a lot has occurred since i last saw this thread..go ‘head and rip each other’s throats out, i’m watching.
Wow. To think that all of this came about because Madonna’s a dumb, big-mouthed bitch who doesn’t understand the meaning of the phrase “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you”. Flame on, people. I’ll agree with Evangelia, it’s damn entertaining! Also, did anyone notice that most of bcgirl’s comments are longer than the average story posted on this site?
kellirc, you’re absolutely right about the network media, and its not only the US media. Unfortunately seeing how perception is more powerful then fact, they have a lot of influence over everyone. One must take what they say with more then just a little salt. And in Madonna’s case, a whole shipload of salt. LOL
yes. mamacita, i noticed. and did you notice that “bcgirl” and “socalgal420″‘s screennames are strangely parallel? coincidence? i think not!
‘I KNEW all the fucking little idiots were going to come out waving their Fembot flags.
God will you fucktards ever learn that we, the people of the superficial, do not give a rat’s ass what your opinions are.’
Assuming that ‘fembot’ is your pet name for feminists (you’re the only person I’ve ever seen using this. Tip: try feminazi.), you do realise that you, the people of (or person of – you seem to comment irregularly and with not many people.) superficial, don’t actually run this place, yeah?
I mean, I haven’t noticed you doing a poll of regular commenters and asking them their political affiliations and opinions of women’s liberation.
I’ve been here since before comments were introduced, does that make me a person of the superficial, or is that just people who agree with you (or in their group term: ‘basket cases’)?
#119 Fembots-it’s from Austin Powers. However, I’m more partial to the phrase that someone else used in another thread yesterday “mullet-headed dyke”. Also, “flannel-wearing lesbian”. All in good fun.
Ahhh, the sweetness!
BC, and SoCal went in with true colors blazing:
- Make sure everyone knows (in as many words at it takes) that you think they are ‘stupid Americans’ *check*
- Blame all world occurences and personal traumas on said, stupid American people *check*
- Prove that you have a keen grasp of current events by firing off your two intellectual canons in rapid succession: Gina Davis and Osama B’s dialysis.
- Be sure to ignore all attempts by fellow “stupid American” posters to point out that the article following this thread is about Amanda Bynes, and that your relevence is hypocritical – you must get your militant ideologies out!!! *check*
- When all else fails, throw in the terms: hermaphrodite, Hitler, nimwit, 36DD, uterous and the ever popular demoralizer, “retard” or a variation thereof, as in …”fucktard” *check*
- If it comes it, and you sure hope it doesn’t, but if they’ve somehow got the upper-hand over you, pull out the last stinging grenade and run for cover, “YOU DON’T KNOW ME” *check*
bananachange-Not that I’m taking sides or anything, but damn, that was well said. And, again, not that I’m taking sides, but to bcgirl and SoCalGal——BURNNNNNNN!!!!!
Did Socal say something? I could not hear it over the resounding flopping of her 36DDs.
The more you “ladies” (and I use the term lightly) get all incensed the more I feel the need to dumb it down even more because apparently dumb people make you as mad as hell and you’re just not going to take it anymore! And that truly brings joy to my heart.
SoCal – how’s your Mexican/Italian boyfriend you were bragging about a few weeks ago? I am sure Joey or Tony or whatever his gumba name is probably cannot stand to listen to, what I can only guess is a voice that resembles a French Poodles bark, so you have no one else to spew your bullshit to so you take it out on the superficial. Get friends.
*sigh* So tiresome, and yet, YOU started this. I played the “Superficial” rule and posted only in regard to the story, YOU came out of the woodwork bringing up old shit. Do you feel better now? Really? I’m a little concerned with how empty your life must be, no hobbies? You’ve spent WEEKS thinking about some old ass message board post? You remember all those details about me? Some “stupid FemBot/Nazi with ‘probably’ fake tits who drives a Honda”? (Wrong as fuck by the way but..) Wow! You and your little flamer friends sitting here all day talking shit to people you don’t know, going out of your way to make yourself feel better? Pathetic, I’m truly sad for you. The best days of your life are probably over and while my FABULOUS tits YOU brought up (NOT ME!) are still lovely, yours are probably sad and floppy from the demon seed you’ve nursed to continue unleashing your poison on the world. Don’t hate sweetie, get a boob job so you can feel better and quit hating on my tits, get a life outside of posting hateful, baseless messages, and then getting people even more stupid than yourself to “jump in” and “burn” people. Be happy, smile, the world is a beautiful place. And thanks for thinking of lil ol’ me, how sweeet of you to continue my notoriety. :)
And racism is not nice! And my boyfriend is still hot as hell, thanks for asking. ;)
SoCalGal
Hmmmm, also well said. I do agree with you on one point, which is the racism thing. I, too, took issue with that ‘gumba’ comment.
Ya try finding a woman that isn’t a far left freedom hating commie, a dyke or something along those lines. All the women i know are jekyl and hyde personality types. Should i push the nuclear missile button or shouldn’t i. It’s that time of the month. Let the whole world die!
#127
Well, that’s what happens when you live in a psych ward.
OK, I’ve had it with this bitch. Madonna, Jesus is calling, you’re wanted in Golgotha.
OK, I’ve had it with this bitch. Madonna, Jesus is calling, you’re wanted in Golgotha.
OK, I’ve had it with this bitch. Madonna, Jesus is calling, you’re wanted in Golgotha.
#47, Are you crazy?
Katie, Get Stuffed!
#88 Jugs Girl, you are so right.
Mamacita, ManU, and all my chicas, a resounding HELLO!!!!
Even you SoCal. Howyadoin?
LaydeeBug
About #47, uh, yes. Did you notice that in trying to make a point that the rest of the world did more to make Madonna a star, she actually disproved her point? Yes, worldwide, there was more money spent. But, for the most part, all of those figures represent the rest of the world spending roughly 2x what the United States spent on cd sales. However, the U.S. is only ONE country and the rest of the world is LOTS of countries. So, that means we actually did spend more more money than any other ONE country. Boo-yah!!!! Not me, though. I hate Madonna…………and her cone bra.
Pfft, it is no wonder Madonna left America with all the nasty crap posted on here about her. Her kids are a lot safer being brought up in England. You are proving her point exactly. At least when she does get publicity she has something important address. I guess while you sit here slagging her off later you will be getting out the Jessica Simpson CDs and listening to faux rock by Avril Lavigne. #131, maybe it’s you that Golgotha wants honey.
It’s a sad thing to realize how crass forums like this can get when it really should be an opportunity for respectful open expression.
Regarding Madonna, it was interesting to see the comments that were made. To those who attacked her for things like being old, having an opinion, living in England, criticizing America, etc. I am still confused as to why almost no one addressed her actual point.
Even if any of the forum people don’t agree, then why not simply state your reasons. Is America ready for a female president? If not, why not? How is it that in other parts of the world, it’s not even considered an issue worth mentioning while here in the US, it’s considered “controversial”?
I’ll wait, although with little hope, that someone will actually attempt to form an opinion that doesn’t involve tearing someone else apart.
It’s a sad thing to realize how crass forums like this can get when it really should be an opportunity for respectful open expression.
Regarding Madonna, it was interesting to see the comments that were made. To those who attacked her for things like being old, having an opinion, living in England, criticizing America, etc. I am still confused as to why almost no one addressed her actual point.
Even if any of the forum people don’t agree, then why not simply state your reasons. Is America ready for a female president? If not, why not? How is it that in other parts of the world, it’s not even considered an issue worth mentioning while here in the US, it’s considered “controversial”?
I’ll wait, although with little hope, that someone will actually attempt to form an opinion that doesn’t involve tearing someone else apart.