Madonna returns to Malawi. Prepare the sacrifice!

October 26th, 2009 // 30 Comments

Madonna is back in Malawi today to build a $15 million school as part of her arrangement with the country’s government to basically adopt/snatch in the dead of night whatever children she wants at any time. She also plans on meeting the father of her latest acquisition Mercy. Us Magazine reports:

“Madonna wants to meet Mr. Kambewa because she does not want to deny Mercy her background,” a source tells Us. “Madonna wants to assure Mr. Kambewa that Mercy will not be delinked from her roots.”

For those of you unversed in the ways of Madonna, this will be a simple meet and greet where she’ll demonstrate her mastery of the dark arts then devour a large jungle cat to assert her dominance. So nothing fancy.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. lazy asian

    first??

  2. DannyBoy

    “Madonna wants to assure Mr. Kambewa that Mercy will not be delinked from her roots.”
    Hahaha is she kidding? Yes I’m sure being raised by a team a nannies and traveling around the world while indulging in a made-for-money fake religion as plausible as scientology is nearly EXACTLY what it would have been like had she stayed in Malawi

  3. DannyBoy

    “Madonna wants to assure Mr. Kambewa that Mercy will not be delinked from her roots.”
    Hahaha is she kidding? Yes I’m sure being raised by a team a nannies and traveling around the world while indulging in a made-for-money fake religion as plausible as scientology is nearly EXACTLY what it would have been like had she stayed in Malawi

  4. ******KrazyHotKelli**********

    If Madonna zaw me zhe would be in zweet love!

  5. DannyBoy

    Oh yeah forgot to make the obligatory comment regarding her gross, skeletal hands…. Is anyone else bothered they changed the role of Skeletor to a woman in the upcoming reboot of He-Man?

  6. Max Planck

    A serious case of more money than brains here.

  7. Kendo

    Her hands are so nasty.

  8. Just disgusting

    The look of her hands and arms are plain frightening. To bad they don’t have those arms/ hands as rentals for Halloween. You would scare the bejesus out of your friends. If her arms look like that, just imagine what her snatch must look like. A dogs leather chew toy thats been worked over for several hours.

  9. Keith

    Notice how Madonna is not delinking Mr. Kembewa from his roots. She doesn’t want the poor black guy, just his cute kid.

  10. johnny jizzload

    …the vulture’s talons spread as she prepares to swoop down…

  11. teeny

    Just to let you know DannyBoy, all religions are fake. Santa and the Easter Bunny too. Please don’t cry.

  12. Ein

    Lol I can bet most of those adopted kids will be either 8 or 80: Either complete dumb fuck-ups or totally fucked-up crackheads.

    I can already see the news “Tom Cruise boiled alive by adopted son”

  13. Chupacabra

    Charity starts at home, Madonna: I need 38K for my college loans, and that’ll be it. Thanks.

  14. @4 are you a lesbian? no body can figure out what the hell you are..

  15. Do FreeBird

    WTF? The article is about Madonna but the only pics you have are of an old woman with hands like *MumRa the Everliving*.

    Hope you correct this error post haste.

  16. She needs some good hand cream.

  17. TekMoney

    LOL. You can stretch your face all you want but those hands have no remedy.

    … wouldn’t surprise me if Fish puts these on his So Freaking Hot gallery.

  18. bill

    HER HANDS AND HER PRIVATE LOOK THE SAME, I CAN’T STAND HER, SHE IS A WITCH AND B….CH

  19. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    Her hands always looked witch like. I remember seeing the Blonde Ambition Tour in the early 90s, had great seats and could easily see her hands looked like hell, even then.

  20. Roc

    Old hags like Madonna and Jennifer Aniston can’t hid old age with those nasty hands. I don’t care what they do the old lady hands and feet give them away every time.

  21. Blech

    FIFTEEN million dollars for a SCHOOL? Madonna, WTF? Why are you competing with that disastrous project of Oprah’s? Et tu? ET TU?

  22. turd the third

    Tired old hag,, old news, boring and dumb,, ho hummm

  23. I certainly applaud Madonna for finally taking an interest in something other than herself. It’s just too bad that her school’s curriculum is filtered through Kabbalah. Why is her one attempt at helping the less fortunate contingent on indoctrinating them into her goof-ball, LA-born pseudo-religion?

  24. Yeah BLESS Madonna …… everywhere except the USA …….another do gooder who forgets where they came from. How about some charity here? oh yeah, forgot it wouldn’t get your face on the front page of anything. Do us all a favor & go MOVE there!!

  25. looking quite mature there madonna!

  26. Darth

    That’s quite respectful of her.

  27. Nunnya

    Forget the story here. I laughed my a$$ off for 10 minutes over that headline.

  28. Flap bag the Zimbio – 6 days ago The sews the leather Chanel bag has become the Hollywood young star’s localization handbag.

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