Madonna is back in Malawi today to build a $15 million school as part of her arrangement with the country’s government to basically adopt/snatch in the dead of night whatever children she wants at any time. She also plans on meeting the father of her latest acquisition Mercy. Us Magazine reports:
“Madonna wants to meet Mr. Kambewa because she does not want to deny Mercy her background,” a source tells Us. “Madonna wants to assure Mr. Kambewa that Mercy will not be delinked from her roots.”
For those of you unversed in the ways of Madonna, this will be a simple meet and greet where she’ll demonstrate her mastery of the dark arts then devour a large jungle cat to assert her dominance. So nothing fancy.
Photos: Flynet
lazy asian | October 26, 2009 at 12:59 pm
first??
DannyBoy | October 26, 2009 at 1:04 pm
“Madonna wants to assure Mr. Kambewa that Mercy will not be delinked from her roots.”
Hahaha is she kidding? Yes I’m sure being raised by a team a nannies and traveling around the world while indulging in a made-for-money fake religion as plausible as scientology is nearly EXACTLY what it would have been like had she stayed in Malawi
DannyBoy | October 26, 2009 at 1:05 pm
“Madonna wants to assure Mr. Kambewa that Mercy will not be delinked from her roots.”
Hahaha is she kidding? Yes I’m sure being raised by a team a nannies and traveling around the world while indulging in a made-for-money fake religion as plausible as scientology is nearly EXACTLY what it would have been like had she stayed in Malawi
******KrazyHotKelli********** | October 26, 2009 at 1:08 pm
If Madonna zaw me zhe would be in zweet love!
DannyBoy | October 26, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Oh yeah forgot to make the obligatory comment regarding her gross, skeletal hands…. Is anyone else bothered they changed the role of Skeletor to a woman in the upcoming reboot of He-Man?
Max Planck | October 26, 2009 at 1:23 pm
A serious case of more money than brains here.
Kendo | October 26, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Her hands are so nasty.
Just disgusting | October 26, 2009 at 1:27 pm
The look of her hands and arms are plain frightening. To bad they don’t have those arms/ hands as rentals for Halloween. You would scare the bejesus out of your friends. If her arms look like that, just imagine what her snatch must look like. A dogs leather chew toy thats been worked over for several hours.
Keith | October 26, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Notice how Madonna is not delinking Mr. Kembewa from his roots. She doesn’t want the poor black guy, just his cute kid.
johnny jizzload | October 26, 2009 at 1:52 pm
…the vulture’s talons spread as she prepares to swoop down…
teeny | October 26, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Just to let you know DannyBoy, all religions are fake. Santa and the Easter Bunny too. Please don’t cry.
Ein | October 26, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Lol I can bet most of those adopted kids will be either 8 or 80: Either complete dumb fuck-ups or totally fucked-up crackheads.
I can already see the news “Tom Cruise boiled alive by adopted son”
Chupacabra | October 26, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Charity starts at home, Madonna: I need 38K for my college loans, and that’ll be it. Thanks.
Jimbo | October 26, 2009 at 3:14 pm
@4 are you a lesbian? no body can figure out what the hell you are..
Do FreeBird | October 26, 2009 at 3:26 pm
WTF? The article is about Madonna but the only pics you have are of an old woman with hands like *MumRa the Everliving*.
Hope you correct this error post haste.
bluehost host | October 26, 2009 at 3:46 pm
She needs some good hand cream.
TekMoney | October 26, 2009 at 4:33 pm
LOL. You can stretch your face all you want but those hands have no remedy.
… wouldn’t surprise me if Fish puts these on his So Freaking Hot gallery.
bill | October 26, 2009 at 7:21 pm
HER HANDS AND HER PRIVATE LOOK THE SAME, I CAN’T STAND HER, SHE IS A WITCH AND B….CH
Jamie Lynn's Uterus | October 26, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Her hands always looked witch like. I remember seeing the Blonde Ambition Tour in the early 90s, had great seats and could easily see her hands looked like hell, even then.
Roc | October 26, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Old hags like Madonna and Jennifer Aniston can’t hid old age with those nasty hands. I don’t care what they do the old lady hands and feet give them away every time.
Blech | October 26, 2009 at 11:05 pm
FIFTEEN million dollars for a SCHOOL? Madonna, WTF? Why are you competing with that disastrous project of Oprah’s? Et tu? ET TU?
turd the third | October 26, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Tired old hag,, old news, boring and dumb,, ho hummm
mp3 player accessories | October 26, 2009 at 11:26 pm
I certainly applaud Madonna for finally taking an interest in something other than herself. It’s just too bad that her school’s curriculum is filtered through Kabbalah. Why is her one attempt at helping the less fortunate contingent on indoctrinating them into her goof-ball, LA-born pseudo-religion?
Pet Society Help | October 27, 2009 at 12:24 am
Kudos to her.
jeux en ligne | October 27, 2009 at 3:14 am
Yeah BLESS Madonna …… everywhere except the USA …….another do gooder who forgets where they came from. How about some charity here? oh yeah, forgot it wouldn’t get your face on the front page of anything. Do us all a favor & go MOVE there!!
Mature | October 27, 2009 at 5:14 am
looking quite mature there madonna!
Darth | October 27, 2009 at 7:00 pm
That’s quite respectful of her.
Blastoff Network | October 29, 2009 at 2:47 am
Always my idol!
Nunnya | October 30, 2009 at 9:01 am
Forget the story here. I laughed my a$$ off for 10 minutes over that headline.
wholesale shoes | May 28, 2010 at 2:52 am
Flap bag the Zimbio – 6 days ago The sews the leather Chanel bag has become the Hollywood young star’s localization handbag.