Madonna puts the moves on Lindsay Lohan

Um, should ANYONE take advice on a film career from Madonna? She makes Sean Young’s career look impressive.

Madonna IS desperate. This is proof positive.

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You’re right. Madonna hasn’t done anything nearly as good as Dune or Bladerunner during her entire career. That’s 2 for 0 right there. Nice reference!

“she wants to work on a film with Madonna, too!

When Madonna and Lindsay get to the “Holy Land”, Ariel Sharon should build a wall around them. For the sake of global security. Or in the name of good taste. Whichever.

Answer me this…

Is Madonna English or not? I thought she was born in Michigan or something and now she speaks the Queen’s English.

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Hate to break it to you, but Sharon’s not up for any wall-builing. Coma, you know.

madonna is looking for a new project and wants to make lindsay the new britney

WTF? Is Madonna dying and looking for a new host body?

NO, LINDSAY, RUN!! Look what happened to Britney after Madonna got her grimy, red string wearing, hands on her? I think Madonna requested to eat baby Sean’s placentia.

Esther is the anti-christ. If Madonna was the devil, would she have a fire crotch?

…we’d love to join in
…but you know us
…only the truth

mads has been searching for the boy
for so long that she has
pretty much given up
it was so long ago
shit,
i was only five

…anyway, she began to believe
…that she would never find him
…and started to look for close
…alternatives

but they are all lies babe
nothing compares
to the real thing [thanks sinead]

so snip that
ignorant
stupid
ridiculous
juvenile
did we say ignorant?
red string shit

it’s fucking shit
they made it up
and charged you for it

get a grip

fucking take a break
and listen inside
someone is coming home
it is time for the boy
to communicate

…and you’d better not stand in his way
…lol bitch

wanna try ? :)))

I bet other celebrities think of Madonna as the ‘mentally challenged’ kid that goes to every highschool. They all chuckle and whisper to themselves as one of them invites Madonna over to their table because they are pretending to be the retarded kid’s friend. Then when she finally comes over, all happy to be one of the popular kids, the other kids steal her milk and cookies and trip her. Then, because she’s retarded, she falls for it all over again the next day.

I hated high school… and have yet to taste a chocolate chip cookie.

Having Madonna as a spiritual advisor is like having the Corky kid from, “Life Goes On”, as your major professor in Astrophysics.

Dear Madonna,
It’s over, you are a has been, deal with it.

Dear Lindsay-
It’s almost over, you will be a has been.

Dear Paris-
Close your legs.

Dear Brittany-
I appreciate you wanting to procreate, but please stop now, you are only making things worse.

Love-
God

#31 I laughed so loud, my coworkers think I’m psychotic. With your help, my plan to somehow get fired today was successful.

Drinks are on me…..

And here’s to you Missus Ritchie-son!Kabbalah luvs you more than you will knnnooow-nah-no-no”

“Nah-no-no”

Everybody!

“Where-have-you-gone Jeff Spicoli-oo our nation turns it’s lonely eyes to yooouuu”

“Eww-eww-ewww”

Lindsay is perhaps young but not inevitably idote! It is necessary to stop making a bringing together with Michael Jackson especially if it is in connection with the paedophilia! Lindsay is adult, and Madonna is far from being idiot or harmful. Two Madonna are better than only Tom Cruise

Madonna is nice. I remember her hit “Lucky Star”. Im not lucky. But I do have an interest in Bukkake. Am I bad for that?3

I don’t understnad why Madonna suddenlt turned anarchist? Or has she always been like this?

Madonna doing a movie with Lindsay Lohan is like Steven Segal doing a movie with James van der Beek. It would just make for hours of insanely bad acting.