Madonna pulls a Britney

March 9th, 2007 // 134 Comments
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Madonna took a lesson from Britney Spears’ Guide to Parenting and was caught riding in her Escalade with her 17-month-old son David on her lap. A source says:

“There was no car seat,” a source tells Us. “She sat in the middle row, and they left with David on her lap.” Reps for the legendary singer/children’s book author tell Us that “proper security measures are always taken for Madonna’s children.”

This is Madonna’s idea of “proper security measures”? I know she’s insane, but she might as well replace his favorite rubber ducky bath toy with a toaster. Unless her idea of “proper security” is having her 17-month-old son flying out the windshield of her car. Then yeah, I guess that is pretty secure.

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  1. sillyleen

    who cares about madonna?

  2. didey23

    oops

  3. Alacran

    Is she going to shave too?

    Any bastardly readers? what’s up with that site, it’s down!!

  4. cynicalheretic

    Madonna has already shaved her head bald once. Anywho, what the hell does this have to do with britney. Alot of parents ride with their kids on the lap. They make great airbags.

  5. elizabeththewellread

    This woman is desperate to stay in the American press that she keeps copying the worst of the worst.

  6. I don’t see what the big deal is, at least she’s not driving like Britney. That way if there IS an accident her kid will just be smushed between her and the seat.

    On second thought, I think I’ll take the chance of riding shotgun like Sean Preston did.

  7. What nobody is mentioning is that Madonna can actually steer a car with her vagina. It’s quite breath-taking, actually.

  8. I think I need to stop checking this site. It never ceases to piss me off.

  9. Chemicakitty

    “And Guy’s dick is only this big..”

  10. p911gt10c

    C’MON PEOPLE, getting nailed onto a cross didn’t get her any real press, she had to do something!

  11. bigponie

    she is teaching him the ways of Kabbalah, next thing you know she will have him riding on top of the car, It’s the Kabbalah way.

  12. TheMease

    If the airbag went off, there goes her kid. I bet the people that she stole that black baby from are really regretting–oh wait, it wasn’t really their decision…

  13. What’s the big deal? She was probably just teaching him how to drive. What I don’t get is why she had him sit on her lap. Won’t his feet reach the pedals? Oh wait, did that say MONTHS? I thought it said years. Oh, yeah, that’s definitely too young to be driving….

  14. AreYouSerious?!?!

    Get over it! Who cares?! When I was a kid my parents let me sit in their laps and pretend to steer. WHO CARES!?! What was she supposed to do? Wait for a few hours till someone went and purchased her a car seat?! Good Lord- leave her the hell alone!

  15. Truthseeker013

    What #1 said. One more useless person sucking up air I could be using.

  16. bigponie

    I have a feeling Madonna is grooming this kid for something special all to herself, notice in the pic that she is gesturing the size of his little penis but in a few years it will grow to a delicious foot.

  17. Joshingya31

    Cmon we all know not being seatbelted in Madonna’s car is alot safer that riding a donkey through lion country in Africa.

  18. Chouli

    AUUUGGHHHH!
    Skeletor is going to eat the baby!!!

  19. Mandy

    #14

    I really hope you’re not serious and think that this isn’t a big deal. Sure people didn’t have carseats years ago and sure parents did things a lot differently back in the day but there’s no excuse for that backwoods shit today.

    I hope that Child Protective Services pay her a visit. Oh yeah, she’s a celebrity . . she can get away with murder, I forgot. The only thing that I think Britney really did “wrong” was when she drove around with her child on her lap – that was the absolute WORST.

    Yes, Madonna should have waited as long as it took to get a carseat in that vehicle and to ensure that the baby was secure & safe.

    Most times people take the time to buckle themselves in so what kind of excuse is there for not doing the same for a child? Maybe she will someday get into an accident and not be buckled in. That would serve her right.

    Fucking moron.

  20. lambman

    #5 “This woman is desperate to stay in the American press that she keeps copying the worst of the worst.”

    Um, I think she’s just in a crowded car with no room for a car-seat…I don’t think she’s trying to copy Britney to get attention. Just lazy/bad parenting.

  21. ZayMama06

    Okay, that’s not news. I’ve riden with my child in the backseat of the car in my lap as well once or twice because I HAD to. Now the Spears thing, that was dumb, but Madonna is doing fine. I’m sure she held on to him with a death grip.

  22. is Madonna using her black baby as an accessory to match her African American outfit?

    OH SNAP!

  23. mika85

    *applause for #19*

  24. Shanipie

    Good Lord…

    For a second when I saw the title “madonna pulls a britney” before I looked at the picture below it I was afraid there was gonna be a pic of her showing her crotch as she got out of a car. In which case I would have throw up OMG Madonna is so freakin dirty!

  25. Car seats are against her religion.

  26. biatcho

    #19, not many people in this world would ever take someone named Mandy seriously.
    You may want to think about a name change.
    I’m just sayin’.

  27. Ash1969

    MOMMY DEAREST is a freaking selfish idiot. I really hope all of you that are saying this is no big deal are not serious. Yeah I didn’t ride in a car seat either and my dad drove with me on his lap….doesn’t mean i was right or safe. As a parent you should do everything in your power to keep your child safe. She needs a little visit from child services.

  28. Fifth Stooge

    Duh!

  29. rmeno

    #14

    You know what..she didn’t forget her purse, she didn’t forget her sunglasses, she didn’t forget her cell phone, and she didn’t forget her luggage…so why the hell did she “FORGET” a carseat when she knew she had a kid that needed one????

  30. jrzmommy

    but she’s Madonna?

  31. MrSemprini

    Wow, the shining example of motherhood.

    Kill me now before she tries to adopt me.

  32. julyper

    #19. My parents never use a car seat either and yes those existed back then when I was a baby. And you know why I never had any accident? Because my parents were smart and not an old hag and a bald hillbillie starving for atention.

  33. Danklin

    This is stupid. All parents do this. She’s not driving like Britney was, shes holding onto her kid. She’s in the middle seat so im guessing shes not going through a windshield any time soon.

  34. magickal

    Eewwwww….look at her gross yellow teeth. Madonna has finally morphed into a full-on sea hag.

  35. Stace

    Don’t speak too soon #32, you type like you have a bit of the brain damage.

  36. NipsyHustle

    this bitch is tired. there needs to be an anti-madonna press boycott. fuck this attention whore.

  37. mrs.t

    She’s a moron. All parents do not do this. Stupid fucks do this. No one (not even a bodyguard!) can hold a child tightly enough to protect him in the event of an accident.

    I don’t know where you can see it, but years ago there was a video floating around of a guy sitting in the backseat of a car with a sack of potatoes on his lap. The driver of the car speeds up to 30mph, then slams on the brakes. Despite the guy holding on as tight as he can, despite his position in the back seat, the sack of potatoes goes flying into the windshield-not through it, but definitely cracks it.

    Conclusion? Madonna is a gap-toothed hag who cares more about her daughter’s tight jeans than her other kids vehicular safety.

    The End

  38. Lowlands

    Madonna,Madonna,*shakes head*.Deposit asap some money on my dying bankaccount otherwise i’m gonna say some nasty things about you…

  39. schack

    hasn’t anyone read Freakonomics? i thought that book was a national bestseller!

    car seats don’t really do that much, statistically. companies just use histrionical marketing to sell them to hysterical parents…

  40. schack

    read that book, ppl. it’s really good.

  41. ZayMama06

    you guys need to calm down, i’m not saying it’s cool for her to do this, it’s not. but sometimes things like this happen. you all are acting like she saw the carseat (even though we don’t know this) and just decided that he’d be safer in her arms. come on! you fishes are really bitter or something. any and every parent knows that sometime in your childs life this is going to happen, point blank. it doesn’t mean that that person is an overall bad parent. now, if we continue to get posts of this habitually, then we can conclude that it is. until then, have a coke and a smile.

  42. Lowlands

    I’m giving my bankaccount mouth to mouth aid at the moment…

  43. julyper

    #32, Well, when boss is around I type fast. Because I am supposed to be working.
    (yeah, like any of you never read Superfish at work)

  44. jesseeca

    32, there are these things now called “laws”

    33, you’re must be mistaken. don’t you think the middle seat is the most dangerous of all the seats in the back? you would go directly through the windshield, because what’s between you & the windsheild? NOTHING.
    and when you’re not wearing your sealtbelt, like madonna, there’s not telling where you’ll go. or the baby, no matter how much you’re holding on.

    but i dont’ think she’s even in the middle seat, i think it’s just the angle from where the photo was taken.

  45. schack

    what makes her a bad parent is buying her daugher tens of thousands of dollars worth of clothing per year. why do you think YOU were so hard working and creative, madonna? not cause you were spoiled, that fdsure.

  46. jesseeca

    42, it does make you a bad parent when you can take preventative measures from the potential death of your child & you don’t.

  47. schack

    it also makes you a bad parent when you don’t bother educating yourself.

  48. Lowlands

    Most safe is locking up your kid in the basement ofcourse.There ain’t gonna happen any car-accident.

  49. ffordegroupie

    schack, some of us don’t believe every book we read.

    ZayMama06, a good parent would have taken the freaking bus if there weren’t a carseat available. They wouldn’t have assumed, “Well, there isn’t one around, so I did all I could and if the kid gets turned to mashed potatoes, it’s not MY fault.”

    Frankly, you sound like someone who has failed to secure your kids, and are seeking to justify law-breaking and child endangerment.

    Basically, Mad Madge doesn’t care because he’s ust the little black kid she bought. It’s not like she actually cares what happens to him. Plus, if he got killed, she’d have press for MONTHS.

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