Madonna pulls a Britney

Superficial / March 9, 2007
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Madonna took a lesson from Britney Spears’ Guide to Parenting and was caught riding in her Escalade with her 17-month-old son David on her lap. A source says:

“There was no car seat,” a source tells Us. “She sat in the middle row, and they left with David on her lap.” Reps for the legendary singer/children’s book author tell Us that “proper security measures are always taken for Madonna’s children.”

This is Madonna’s idea of “proper security measures”? I know she’s insane, but she might as well replace his favorite rubber ducky bath toy with a toaster. Unless her idea of “proper security” is having her 17-month-old son flying out the windshield of her car. Then yeah, I guess that is pretty secure.