She needs a string to ward off greasy dark roots is what the bitch needs.
He looks just like the negroid Cabbage Patch Kid my Dad “accidentally” bought me for Xmas ’85… except David doesn’t seem to have the Mr. T fauxhawk my little niglet had.
11 — How about Afrowhitey. It’s perfect.
Stupid madonna i am sick of her in her baby
Settle down #20. Just like Madonna, when my great-great grandpappy used to bring blacks over from Africa, he also tied a rope around them. It just wasn’t around the arm.
Hmmm…….No wedding ring. Who’s going to be the first publication that jumps all over that?
Know what’s funny? When Angelina Jolie was growing up she probably imitated (and wanted) Madonna.
But NOW, Madonna is imitating (and probably wants) Angelina Jolie. SIIICK!!
Hey, y’all, here’s a riddle:
Q: What’s the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead African babies?
A: I don’t have a Cadillac in my garage.
My neighborhood civic association banned storing black babies in the garage. And parking on the street. We can’t park on the street either.
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn’t.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn’t see that sign?
Jimmie: ‘Cause it ain’t there, ’cause storing dead niggers ain’t my fucking business, that’s why!
Doesn’t this technically maker her insane?
Yeah, I know how it is. There’s still so much segregation in the South. I’m pretty sure I’m in violation of the White-Only dead babies mandate.
I seem to have stumbled upon some sort of racist thing here. I’ll excuse myself, but I just have to say….I’m not sure I care about the Madonna adoption ‘thing’ at all!! The only thing more boring would be pictures of Angelina holding a new orphan.
She needs to pick something else to be for Halloween, pretending to be a Zoo keeper is just not funny……
He’s a baby, therefore he’s cute!
Oh crap.. the kabbalah. When are we all going to embrace the 21st century and shitcan all this medieval religious tomfoolery… and why is it that women always invariably eat up every metaphysical bit of lunacy they come across with a spoon?
Spudboy – be careful what you say or I will turn you into a newt!
You do have to give her props for her thriftiness. String is a lot less expensive than hourly paid security guards. And string doesn’t eat as much or gossip to the tabloids or wear your underwear.
Yeah, Commish, but string also can’t do you seven ways from Sunday when you’re pissed at your spousal unit….so there are a few drawbacks.
#4 – A racist fuck!
#25 – A funny fuck!
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