Madonna protects her kid with string

October 31st, 2006 // 71 Comments




  1. Woodyee2

    GTLTC First

  2. Woodyee2

    He is really a cutie

  3. ApacheRose

    I guess I’m just impressed that she’s carrying him herself. But didn’t the kid’s dad indicate that he was told little David would be brought up Christian? And already with the stupid red string…

  4. Missallanpoe

    Hmm..why’s she getting angry glances? -.- must be a racial thing. People sickin me.

  5. justme

    What kind of accessory should I get.. A new watch or a jigaboo?

  6. Missallanpoe

    Oh and btw..I really doubt she’s getting angry glances because she put a freakin string around his arm. Why do people have to be so uptight about religion. Jesus tap dancing christ.

  7. PapaHotNuts

    Since all black babies look the same, Madonna tied a red string around the kid’s wrist so the nanny picks up the right negro from daycare.

  8. slantingthroughdarkness

    Red string doesn’t work nearly as well as a pizza box. Just ask Lindsay.

  9. justme

    Is he on probation yet?

  10. Jedi Kevin

    I see that Rocco has been demoted to the babysitter.

  11. BigJim

    So this kid is going to be raised as a whitey. K-Earl wants to be black so bad we invented the term blonkey just for him.

    But what to call a black kid who acts white?





    I’m stumped.

  12. RichPort

    #5 – A new sense of humor would be the best accessory you could get. That or a taste for gunpowder and lit matches.

    Why oh why is Madge perpetuating the stereotype already? She’s got him dressed like a little homie and managed to match nis crispy Nikes to his red string. Everytime I see that string I think used tampon. And I abhor things that make me think of used tampons. A nice fat Jesus piece at the end of a rope chain would complete this sad, sad look.

  13. RichPort

    #11 – Blitey and Wigaboo… ha!!!

    Porch Blonkey?

  14. Norad

    How can you hate Madonna for adopting this kid….he so damn cute! And I don’t even like kids, just ask mine!

  15. KristinMichelle

    I don’t think people are staring at her because she is racist or because they care about that ridiculous string bracelet. They are staring b/c she is crazy-cuckoo and should have hung up her hat about five years ago. Also, even if Madonna was subjected to ridicule by people intolerant of her religious beliefs, so what? She created an image that scoffs at dogmatic religion, and look at her now. Pot… kettle… black…

  16. PapaHotNuts

    He is so cute. I want a niglet too.

  17. jrzmommy

    A red string to ward off dirty looks? Hello, are we 15? what do pink strings do? And how about the purple ones? so fucking gay.

  18. #11 Jim, ask michael jackson.
    from the 15th to 18th centuries, the catholics used to convert the impoverished. It didn’t go over real well back then.

  19. BoognishRising

    ‘Atta girl, Madge. Your kid is never too young to start brainwashing.

  20. Brain Embolism

    #5 justme – A white supremist piece of shit posted “once” a while back on a “black” thread and left his calling card.

    We feel you should go there and comment on his site… and stay there!

    There’s a line between joking about blacks and meaning what you say, and you mean what you say.

  21. jrzmommy

    She needs a string to ward off greasy dark roots is what the bitch needs.

  22. biatcho

    He looks just like the negroid Cabbage Patch Kid my Dad “accidentally” bought me for Xmas ’85… except David doesn’t seem to have the Mr. T fauxhawk my little niglet had.

  23. Madrid Marriott

    11 — How about Afrowhitey. It’s perfect.

  24. Stupid madonna i am sick of her in her baby

  25. PapaHotNuts

    Settle down #20. Just like Madonna, when my great-great grandpappy used to bring blacks over from Africa, he also tied a rope around them. It just wasn’t around the arm.

  26. Lynette Carrington

    Hmmm…….No wedding ring. Who’s going to be the first publication that jumps all over that?

  27. Know what’s funny? When Angelina Jolie was growing up she probably imitated (and wanted) Madonna.

    But NOW, Madonna is imitating (and probably wants) Angelina Jolie. SIIICK!!

  28. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Hey, y’all, here’s a riddle:

    Q: What’s the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead African babies?

    A: I don’t have a Cadillac in my garage.

  29. PapaHotNuts

    My neighborhood civic association banned storing black babies in the garage. And parking on the street. We can’t park on the street either.

  30. RichPort


    Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
    Jules: [pause] No. I didn’t.
    Jimmie: You know WHY you didn’t see that sign?
    Jules: Why?
    Jimmie: ‘Cause it ain’t there, ’cause storing dead niggers ain’t my fucking business, that’s why!

  31. Doesn’t this technically maker her insane?

  32. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Yeah, I know how it is. There’s still so much segregation in the South. I’m pretty sure I’m in violation of the White-Only dead babies mandate.

  33. 86

    I seem to have stumbled upon some sort of racist thing here. I’ll excuse myself, but I just have to say….I’m not sure I care about the Madonna adoption ‘thing’ at all!! The only thing more boring would be pictures of Angelina holding a new orphan.

  34. Italian Stallion

    She needs to pick something else to be for Halloween, pretending to be a Zoo keeper is just not funny……

  35. ER

    He’s a baby, therefore he’s cute!

  36. Spudboy

    Oh crap.. the kabbalah. When are we all going to embrace the 21st century and shitcan all this medieval religious tomfoolery… and why is it that women always invariably eat up every metaphysical bit of lunacy they come across with a spoon?

  37. Pagan Queen

    Spudboy – be careful what you say or I will turn you into a newt!

  38. commissioner

    You do have to give her props for her thriftiness. String is a lot less expensive than hourly paid security guards. And string doesn’t eat as much or gossip to the tabloids or wear your underwear.

  39. jrzmommy

    Yeah, Commish, but string also can’t do you seven ways from Sunday when you’re pissed at your spousal unit….so there are a few drawbacks.

  40. Perfect example:

    #4 – A racist fuck!

    #25 – A funny fuck!

  41. Geez, racial slurs, attacks on Judaism, when are we all going to accept our differences?

    I think it is great that Madonna is raising him as her son. The fact that an unmarried, Jewish woman can adopt a black child and raise him as her own makes me happy that we live in such a diverse world.

  42. RichPort

    I don’t know what the problem is with the string. We all have hollistic remedies for certain ailments and conditions. In fact, my force field has yet to let me down.

  43. @40 – That blew that all to hell.

    #4 is now #5

  44. BigJim


    I don’t think she is officially Jewish. And she’s married to Guy Ritchie, isn’t she?

  45. jrzmommy

    41–But she is married. Remember Guy Richie, Mr. Madonna Cicconne? British fella…..Rocco’s dad…….”Snatch”? Anything?

  46. PapaHotNuts

    @40- Do you have that backwards?

  47. #46 – Now that I look at it… maybe I do?

  48. PrettyBaby

    Look how tight she has that tied on the poor baby!! I also wonder how much she had to pay her Kabbala cult leader for their newest little follower.

    And as an Irish/Italian/English Catholic girl, she really fucking pisses me off. No one cares what odd cult she wishes to join, but why does she have to crucify herself and stuff??? And why do people accept it?? Remember that bald lady that ripped up a pic of the Pope and everyone was pissed. Robert DeNiro wanted to kick her ass.

    Thanks a lot, you have all turned me into a political nutcase too. Hope your happy. Except I am still smoking hot and obviously have a good self-esteem.

  49. biatcho

    #44 – sshhh! don’t tell Madonna any of that. She might be listening.

  50. commissioner

    jrz- I’m pissed at my spousal unit who knocked over a four thousand dollar mailbox last night.

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