Madonna protects her kid with string

October 31st, 2006 // 71 Comments
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Comments (71)

  1. Woodyee2 | October 31, 2006 at 9:04 am

    GTLTC First

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  2. Woodyee2 | October 31, 2006 at 9:04 am

    He is really a cutie

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  3. ApacheRose | October 31, 2006 at 9:04 am

    I guess I’m just impressed that she’s carrying him herself. But didn’t the kid’s dad indicate that he was told little David would be brought up Christian? And already with the stupid red string…

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  4. Missallanpoe | October 31, 2006 at 9:06 am

    Hmm..why’s she getting angry glances? -.- must be a racial thing. People sickin me.

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  5. justme | October 31, 2006 at 9:07 am

    What kind of accessory should I get.. A new watch or a jigaboo?

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  6. Missallanpoe | October 31, 2006 at 9:07 am

    Oh and btw..I really doubt she’s getting angry glances because she put a freakin string around his arm. Why do people have to be so uptight about religion. Jesus tap dancing christ.

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  7. PapaHotNuts | October 31, 2006 at 9:08 am

    Since all black babies look the same, Madonna tied a red string around the kid’s wrist so the nanny picks up the right negro from daycare.

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  8. slantingthroughdarkness | October 31, 2006 at 9:09 am

    Red string doesn’t work nearly as well as a pizza box. Just ask Lindsay.

    http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

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  9. justme | October 31, 2006 at 9:09 am

    Is he on probation yet?

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  10. Jedi Kevin | October 31, 2006 at 9:11 am

    I see that Rocco has been demoted to the babysitter.

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  11. BigJim | October 31, 2006 at 9:14 am

    So this kid is going to be raised as a whitey. K-Earl wants to be black so bad we invented the term blonkey just for him.

    But what to call a black kid who acts white?

    Blitey?

    Nitey?

    Blaucasian?

    Wigaboo?

    I’m stumped.

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  12. RichPort | October 31, 2006 at 9:14 am

    #5 – A new sense of humor would be the best accessory you could get. That or a taste for gunpowder and lit matches.

    Why oh why is Madge perpetuating the stereotype already? She’s got him dressed like a little homie and managed to match nis crispy Nikes to his red string. Everytime I see that string I think used tampon. And I abhor things that make me think of used tampons. A nice fat Jesus piece at the end of a rope chain would complete this sad, sad look.

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  13. RichPort | October 31, 2006 at 9:16 am

    #11 – Blitey and Wigaboo… ha!!!

    Porch Blonkey?

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  14. Norad | October 31, 2006 at 9:17 am

    How can you hate Madonna for adopting this kid….he so damn cute! And I don’t even like kids, just ask mine!

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  15. KristinMichelle | October 31, 2006 at 9:20 am

    I don’t think people are staring at her because she is racist or because they care about that ridiculous string bracelet. They are staring b/c she is crazy-cuckoo and should have hung up her hat about five years ago. Also, even if Madonna was subjected to ridicule by people intolerant of her religious beliefs, so what? She created an image that scoffs at dogmatic religion, and look at her now. Pot… kettle… black…

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  16. PapaHotNuts | October 31, 2006 at 9:31 am

    He is so cute. I want a niglet too.

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  17. jrzmommy | October 31, 2006 at 9:31 am

    A red string to ward off dirty looks? Hello, are we 15? what do pink strings do? And how about the purple ones? so fucking gay.

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  18. ponk | October 31, 2006 at 9:36 am

    #11 Jim, ask michael jackson.
    from the 15th to 18th centuries, the catholics used to convert the impoverished. It didn’t go over real well back then.

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  19. BoognishRising | October 31, 2006 at 9:36 am

    ‘Atta girl, Madge. Your kid is never too young to start brainwashing.

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  20. Brain Embolism | October 31, 2006 at 9:39 am

    #5 justme – A white supremist piece of shit posted “once” a while back on a “black” thread and left his calling card.

    http://tnbalerts.blogspot.com/

    We feel you should go there and comment on his site… and stay there!

    There’s a line between joking about blacks and meaning what you say, and you mean what you say.

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  21. jrzmommy | October 31, 2006 at 9:39 am

    She needs a string to ward off greasy dark roots is what the bitch needs.

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  22. biatcho | October 31, 2006 at 9:39 am

    He looks just like the negroid Cabbage Patch Kid my Dad “accidentally” bought me for Xmas ’85… except David doesn’t seem to have the Mr. T fauxhawk my little niglet had.

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  23. Madrid Marriott | October 31, 2006 at 9:40 am

    11 — How about Afrowhitey. It’s perfect.

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  24. seyoboy | October 31, 2006 at 9:43 am

    Stupid madonna i am sick of her in her baby

    http://celebcorner.blogspot.com/

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  25. PapaHotNuts | October 31, 2006 at 9:44 am

    Settle down #20. Just like Madonna, when my great-great grandpappy used to bring blacks over from Africa, he also tied a rope around them. It just wasn’t around the arm.

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  26. Lynette Carrington | October 31, 2006 at 9:45 am

    Hmmm…….No wedding ring. Who’s going to be the first publication that jumps all over that?

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  27. Triumph Insult Dog | October 31, 2006 at 9:49 am

    Know what’s funny? When Angelina Jolie was growing up she probably imitated (and wanted) Madonna.

    But NOW, Madonna is imitating (and probably wants) Angelina Jolie. SIIICK!!

    http://www.blackbeatpress.com

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  28. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | October 31, 2006 at 9:52 am

    Hey, y’all, here’s a riddle:

    Q: What’s the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead African babies?

    A: I don’t have a Cadillac in my garage.

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  29. PapaHotNuts | October 31, 2006 at 9:57 am

    My neighborhood civic association banned storing black babies in the garage. And parking on the street. We can’t park on the street either.

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  30. RichPort | October 31, 2006 at 10:02 am

    #28

    Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
    Jules: [pause] No. I didn’t.
    Jimmie: You know WHY you didn’t see that sign?
    Jules: Why?
    Jimmie: ‘Cause it ain’t there, ’cause storing dead niggers ain’t my fucking business, that’s why!

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  31. CelebSlam.com | October 31, 2006 at 10:04 am

    Doesn’t this technically maker her insane?

    http://www.celebslam.com

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  32. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | October 31, 2006 at 10:06 am

    Yeah, I know how it is. There’s still so much segregation in the South. I’m pretty sure I’m in violation of the White-Only dead babies mandate.

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  33. 86 | October 31, 2006 at 10:08 am

    I seem to have stumbled upon some sort of racist thing here. I’ll excuse myself, but I just have to say….I’m not sure I care about the Madonna adoption ‘thing’ at all!! The only thing more boring would be pictures of Angelina holding a new orphan.

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  34. Italian Stallion | October 31, 2006 at 10:12 am

    She needs to pick something else to be for Halloween, pretending to be a Zoo keeper is just not funny……

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  35. ER | October 31, 2006 at 10:12 am

    He’s a baby, therefore he’s cute!

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  36. Spudboy | October 31, 2006 at 10:14 am

    Oh crap.. the kabbalah. When are we all going to embrace the 21st century and shitcan all this medieval religious tomfoolery… and why is it that women always invariably eat up every metaphysical bit of lunacy they come across with a spoon?

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  37. Pagan Queen | October 31, 2006 at 10:29 am

    Spudboy – be careful what you say or I will turn you into a newt!

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  38. commissioner | October 31, 2006 at 10:42 am

    You do have to give her props for her thriftiness. String is a lot less expensive than hourly paid security guards. And string doesn’t eat as much or gossip to the tabloids or wear your underwear.

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  39. jrzmommy | October 31, 2006 at 10:44 am

    Yeah, Commish, but string also can’t do you seven ways from Sunday when you’re pissed at your spousal unit….so there are a few drawbacks.

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  40. Brain Embolism | October 31, 2006 at 10:44 am

    Perfect example:

    #4 – A racist fuck!

    #25 – A funny fuck!

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  41. HolisticWisdomcom | October 31, 2006 at 10:47 am

    Geez, racial slurs, attacks on Judaism, when are we all going to accept our differences?

    I think it is great that Madonna is raising him as her son. The fact that an unmarried, Jewish woman can adopt a black child and raise him as her own makes me happy that we live in such a diverse world.

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  42. RichPort | October 31, 2006 at 10:47 am

    I don’t know what the problem is with the string. We all have hollistic remedies for certain ailments and conditions. In fact, my force field has yet to let me down.

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  43. Brain Embolism | October 31, 2006 at 10:50 am

    @40 – That blew that all to hell.

    #4 is now #5

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  44. BigJim | October 31, 2006 at 10:52 am

    @41:

    I don’t think she is officially Jewish. And she’s married to Guy Ritchie, isn’t she?

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  45. jrzmommy | October 31, 2006 at 10:53 am

    41–But she is married. Remember Guy Richie, Mr. Madonna Cicconne? British fella…..Rocco’s dad…….”Snatch”? Anything?

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  46. PapaHotNuts | October 31, 2006 at 10:55 am

    @40- Do you have that backwards?

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  47. Brain Embolism | October 31, 2006 at 11:05 am

    #46 – Now that I look at it… maybe I do?

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  48. PrettyBaby | October 31, 2006 at 11:12 am

    Look how tight she has that tied on the poor baby!! I also wonder how much she had to pay her Kabbala cult leader for their newest little follower.

    And as an Irish/Italian/English Catholic girl, she really fucking pisses me off. No one cares what odd cult she wishes to join, but why does she have to crucify herself and stuff??? And why do people accept it?? Remember that bald lady that ripped up a pic of the Pope and everyone was pissed. Robert DeNiro wanted to kick her ass.

    Thanks a lot, you have all turned me into a political nutcase too. Hope your happy. Except I am still smoking hot and obviously have a good self-esteem.

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  49. biatcho | October 31, 2006 at 11:12 am

    #44 – sshhh! don’t tell Madonna any of that. She might be listening.

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  50. commissioner | October 31, 2006 at 11:39 am

    jrz- I’m pissed at my spousal unit who knocked over a four thousand dollar mailbox last night.

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