Madonna prefers a train to the face over marriage

The Superficial / October 1, 2009

Madonna appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman last night and revealed she’d “rather get hit by a train” than marry again which is great. Wonderful. There’s another thing that obviously won’t kill her since she just rubbed it in my face. Time to update the list:

Things That Might Kill Madonna

Guy Ritchie
Catholics
The tears of small African children
Voltron
Meteor rocks
The engorged penis of a Brazilian model
GOOP
Gypsies
Pizza
Trains
Excalibur

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