Madonna appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman last night and revealed she’d “rather get hit by a train” than marry again which is great. Wonderful. There’s another thing that obviously won’t kill her since she just rubbed it in my face. Time to update the list:
Things That Might Kill Madonna
Guy Ritchie
Catholics
The tears of small African children
Voltron
Meteor rocks
The engorged penis of a Brazilian model
GOOP
Gypsies
Pizza
Trains
Excalibur
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lol | October 1, 2009 at 11:48 am
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lol | October 1, 2009 at 11:48 am
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these pretzels are making me _______. | October 1, 2009 at 11:50 am
Where’s “holy water”?
these pretzels are making me _______. | October 1, 2009 at 11:50 am
Where’s “holy water”?
em | October 1, 2009 at 11:53 am
You know what you must do, Fish.
There can be only one.
Crazy Oldie | October 1, 2009 at 11:57 am
I think we should test her on the train comment…sick of this winkled prune
Io | October 1, 2009 at 12:20 pm
that’s wonderful news. guess she doesn’t live in a fantasy world where young gay brazilians really want to stick it in her with a side of legal document verifying that it’s ok to do so.
The Gorgeous One | October 1, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Thanks for the laughs this morning Fish. I needed that.
Booey | October 1, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Voltron could totally kill her
Mila Stewart | October 1, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Let’s wait and see what she will do in future!
Crabby Old Guy | October 1, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Oh Hell, Madonna died years ago – she just doesn’t know it yet.
Larry Budd | October 1, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Dave.
AMO | October 1, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Why does she wear a cross?
travis | October 1, 2009 at 1:22 pm
madonna belongs on this list http://www.crassanova.com/2009/08/top-10-jilfs-jews-id-like-to-fuck-part-2/
24KaratK9 | October 1, 2009 at 1:50 pm
I ate at Angelino’s this summer and it was not that great. I’ve had better NY-style pizza.
EB | October 1, 2009 at 2:18 pm
You forgot A-Rod
herbiefrog | October 1, 2009 at 2:40 pm
if you yorkin’ for them best that you dont
or you could just turn it around
br e a t h e : ))
love babe : )))
lololololol | October 1, 2009 at 3:09 pm
a train won’t do shit to this bitch…she’lljust spread her legs wide open and let that train pull into that subway sized twat of her’s.
Appreciative | October 1, 2009 at 3:36 pm
When you’re funny, you’re funny – and that was funny.
Del | October 1, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Well maybe this will stop her from marrying again.
phil | October 1, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Ugh. What a fatso.
squeehunter | October 1, 2009 at 6:12 pm
You forgot to add “me” to the list.
Rhialto | October 1, 2009 at 6:15 pm
There’s a lot of guests lined up outside!
Darth | October 1, 2009 at 6:20 pm
It’s just like 30 years ago.She doesn’t say no to a free dinner.
Galtacticus | October 1, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Madonna and Letterman as a couple?! I wouldn’t be surprised if she does have secretly a crush on him. . .
Gando | October 1, 2009 at 6:48 pm
@25
Eight times a visit on the same show that’s just a bit conspicuous. . . It’s no wonder she denied the marriage rumors.
joy | October 1, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Madonna can’t help being a slut. She just is!
KL | October 1, 2009 at 10:15 pm
She’s a lot cuter and funnier here than you’d think here. She actually comes across as a human being. She must like Dave.
Chris | October 3, 2009 at 11:44 am
I wouldn’t fuck her with Obama’s dick!
PS- see the latest pictures of her with flies on her twat at matureskanks.com
PPS- Aren’t you glad Ted Kennedy died a slow painful death!
Sergio | October 3, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Why is Jesus sleeping with this thing that should have been dead a long time ago?!!!
ed hardy shoes | October 5, 2009 at 9:25 am
Oh Hell, Madonna died years ago – she just doesn’t know it yet.
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