Madonna attempts to tackle Sarah Palin with political humor: FAIL

October 7th, 2008 // 114 Comments

Madonna “Guns” Ciccone kicked off her “Sticky & Sweet” tour in the U.S. and decided to take a swipe at Governor Sarah Palin that’s so nonsensical it makes Lindsay fucking Lohan sound like Edward R. Murrow. Somewhere, Senator Obama just went “These white women are killin’ me!” Page Six reports:

The Material Mom indulged her Republican-hating ways, shouting, “Sarah Palin can’t come to my party. Sarah Palin can’t come to my show. It’s nothing personal.” Then the kabbalah queen told the crowd, “Here’s the sound of Sarah Palin’s husband’s snowmobile when it won’t start,” followed by a loud screeching noise.

Wow. That was literally the worst attempt at political humor I’ve ever seen in my life. (Including Ross Perot’s existence.) I think I speak for everyone when I say that Madonna should stick to what she knows: Battling the Thundercats as Mumm-Ra, THE EVER-LIVING!

Photos: Splash News, WENN

  1. hendero

    I know, today I’ll take political advice from a woman whose latest outfits vary between Lolita and linebacker, who’s dated Dennis Rodman and Vanilla Ice, and who thought it would be a good move to have a kid with her personal trainer.

  2. jim

    Is Barack Obama gonna have to choke a bitch?!

  3. lizikins

    Did anyone notice the band-aid on her leg in pic 4 and 5? Gross

  4. Lola

    I don’t listent to her music and I am not a fan, but I TOTALLY respect that hard earned body! I used to be strong and it is an exhilarating rush. She looks tough and still has a feminine shape so STFU haters :)

  5. michelle

    she looks like an orc… except not green.

  6. madge_as_quarterback

    Holy cow! She looks like a transsexual football player…which is fine because I live in San Francisco and the Trannie Football League is FIERCE! But seriously…Phyllis Diller is alive and wearing glittery shoulder pads.

  7. jesus

    hey 105 lola, i bet you are a lard ass dike

  8. KK

    Can we please send her to the STFU Island??? What a waste of space she and her man arms are!! Your can be fit and tone and still look like a women … she not so much.

  9. 80'sChild

    Put your cones back on and sing BITCH!!!!!!

  10. I love a mad Republican

    #94 – you make no sense at all. But I guess you admire McCain, especially when he came home from the war and promptly left his long suffering wife.

  11. herbiefrog

    you people make no sense…

    …send her ?

    where ? …

    do you even have a connection ?

    shhh : ) …


  12. KCinFL

    Better watch it Madonna..I think Sarah Palin can take you..AND she’ll still look good when she’s done kicking your skanky ass.

  13. Sister727

    In the pictures with her hair in bangs……she looks like Bette Davis as “baby jane” in “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?” YIKES!!!??? What haps, Madge?? And that vein coming out of your forehead??? WTF???

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