Madonna “Guns” Ciccone kicked off her “Sticky & Sweet” tour in the U.S. and decided to take a swipe at Governor Sarah Palin that’s so nonsensical it makes Lindsay fucking Lohan sound like Edward R. Murrow. Somewhere, Senator Obama just went “These white women are killin’ me!” Page Six reports:
The Material Mom indulged her Republican-hating ways, shouting, “Sarah Palin can’t come to my party. Sarah Palin can’t come to my show. It’s nothing personal.” Then the kabbalah queen told the crowd, “Here’s the sound of Sarah Palin’s husband’s snowmobile when it won’t start,” followed by a loud screeching noise.
Wow. That was literally the worst attempt at political humor I’ve ever seen in my life. (Including Ross Perot’s existence.) I think I speak for everyone when I say that Madonna should stick to what she knows: Battling the Thundercats as Mumm-Ra, THE EVER-LIVING!
I know, today I’ll take political advice from a woman whose latest outfits vary between Lolita and linebacker, who’s dated Dennis Rodman and Vanilla Ice, and who thought it would be a good move to have a kid with her personal trainer.
Is Barack Obama gonna have to choke a bitch?!
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Did anyone notice the band-aid on her leg in pic 4 and 5? Gross
I don’t listent to her music and I am not a fan, but I TOTALLY respect that hard earned body! I used to be strong and it is an exhilarating rush. She looks tough and still has a feminine shape so STFU haters :)
she looks like an orc… except not green.
Holy cow! She looks like a transsexual football player…which is fine because I live in San Francisco and the Trannie Football League is FIERCE! But seriously…Phyllis Diller is alive and wearing glittery shoulder pads.
hey 105 lola, i bet you are a lard ass dike
Can we please send her to the STFU Island??? What a waste of space she and her man arms are!! Your can be fit and tone and still look like a women … she not so much.
Put your cones back on and sing BITCH!!!!!!
#94 – you make no sense at all. But I guess you admire McCain, especially when he came home from the war and promptly left his long suffering wife.
you people make no sense…
…send her ?
where ? …
do you even have a connection ?
shhh : ) …
[what?]
Better watch it Madonna..I think Sarah Palin can take you..AND she’ll still look good when she’s done kicking your skanky ass.
In the pictures with her hair in bangs……she looks like Bette Davis as “baby jane” in “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?” YIKES!!!??? What haps, Madge?? And that vein coming out of your forehead??? WTF???