Madonna attempts to tackle Sarah Palin with political humor: FAIL

October 7th, 2008 // 114 Comments

Madonna “Guns” Ciccone kicked off her “Sticky & Sweet” tour in the U.S. and decided to take a swipe at Governor Sarah Palin that’s so nonsensical it makes Lindsay fucking Lohan sound like Edward R. Murrow. Somewhere, Senator Obama just went “These white women are killin’ me!” Page Six reports:

The Material Mom indulged her Republican-hating ways, shouting, “Sarah Palin can’t come to my party. Sarah Palin can’t come to my show. It’s nothing personal.” Then the kabbalah queen told the crowd, “Here’s the sound of Sarah Palin’s husband’s snowmobile when it won’t start,” followed by a loud screeching noise.

Wow. That was literally the worst attempt at political humor I’ve ever seen in my life. (Including Ross Perot’s existence.) I think I speak for everyone when I say that Madonna should stick to what she knows: Battling the Thundercats as Mumm-Ra, THE EVER-LIVING!

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  1. Cv

    What a dip.

  2. sal

    What a nasty skanky shitstain yeast infected whore.

  3. Sarah Palin

    Madonna is the AntiChrist!!!

    Let us pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen!

    (applause)

    After I’m elected I will, in addition to my VP duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Christian men and women seeking to advance Christianity in the form of new initiatives such as Crusades and Inquisitions. After all, only REAL Christians should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in Christianity, ushering in the end times!

    (long applause)

    Vote McCain (Palin)

    Amen!

    (AMEN!!!)

  4. Michelangelo

    She looks like the Shredder!

    …or maybe the Super Shredder?

  5. Air Mail

    This tactic is now standard fare. The media hates the right, and will publish any tripe that comes along. Remember Linda Ronstadt a few years ago? She came out and spoke against Bush and made front page news. The only other way She could ever get noticed is to die or get arrested.

  6. D

    dose she know how ugly and old she is?

  7. Jamie's Uterus

    Whats funny is, well many things here, but Madonna really believes she is relevant and people care about what she says? A 50 year old battleaxe masturbating on stage with a microphone and pretending to play guitar? She had her day, but its long over. Step aside crypt keeper.

    Go back to England and pretend to be British and Jewish, and shut the fuck up.

  8. Jim Jones

    Worse than her failed humor is her failed plastic surgery. Man she looks terrible. I bet Guy Ritchie is wishing he’d have divorced her now.

  9. jesus

    the more clothes the crypt keeper wears, the better

  10. Nikky Raney

    Props to you for mentioning Perot, Murrow and Palin in the same post, especially one about Madonna.

  11. stizzef

    She literally looks worse every time i see her. In pic #3 she looks like that weird plastic surgery nightmare of a woman who tried to make herself look like a cat. Grody,

  12. adeliza

    She looks like shit. Who designed that costume wardrobe? What the fuck is up with those fucking socks and stupid as shoes. I mean she looks like a FREAK.

    She doesn’t even look real….and those stupid ass socks and shoes…YIKES

  13. Alison McHenry

    I didn’t even recognize her. You can always, always tell when someone’s had plastic surgery and it’s never for the better.

    What a sad specimen she has become. She should retire.

  14. weuapudgouqeru

    “Why is it that these ultra-chic left wing liberals are so hateful. They claim to be champions of free speech and independent thinking unless it disagrees with their own thinking — then they become the antithesis of what they claim to be.

    Madonna is a major loser!”

    I agree 110 freaking percent. I love the “we’re so open minded… unless you disagree with us” attitude. And WTF makes Madonna think Sarah Palin (or anyone for that matter!) wants to come watch or listen to her now anyway? She’s a washed up has-been with freaky scary arms who needs to stop embarrassing herself and just go the fuck away. Hell, she’s probably jealous that Palin is getting more attention than the Sticky and Sweet (ewww…) show.

  15. UK_Matt

    What…she’s in Starlight Express now?

    Meh.

  16. kim1206

    whaa? Madonna would never do something so stupid. If you think this article is full of it, vote Full of Sh*t on http://www.howlegit.com!

  17. Dar

    People actually pay to see her on a stage playing “Guitar Hero”?

  18. I'm Barack Obama and I approve...

    Shut up, Bee-aatch!!!

    Tough enough trying to talk all these racists into voting for a half-man/half-monkey…I sure ain’t looking for no help from your tore-up ass!!

    DAMN!!!

    Michelle!! Where my terrorist friends be at??

  19. I'm Barack Obama and I approve...

    Heard a great joke today:

    What do Barack Obama and Osama Bin Laden have in common??

    Give Up??

    Both have friends who tried to blow up the Pentagon!!

    Hey-oh!!

  20. Mdiz

    Put down the Les Paul hag!

  21. I have named pic one: If He-Man was a meth-addict………….

  22. Jade

    Madonna needs to learn her place.

    She is an entertainer. She is paid to sing for people.

    Why would anyone pay to hear her political opinions. I mean.. who the fuck cares about an entertainer’s political opinions?

    This isn’t a defense of Palin, nor a defense of republicans. This is a defense of people getting what they paid for, which is to, in this case, listen to Madonna sing, and not rail about her stupid personal opinions.

    Bad form, Madonnna. Shame on you. You want people to know your opinions? Blog them like Rosie, instead of forcing them on a captive audience.

  23. that comment would have seriously hurt Palin’s feelings…20 years ago.

  24. Rasputins Liver

    *

    Wow.

    Madonna’s an idiot.

    I’m pro-Obama and i do agree with her in spirit. But she’s so lame in all ways these days she should just hang it up, go home to her millions and millions of dollars and call it a day permanently.

    Besides, that broad is hagged looking now. She’s so far from anything that could be termed “attractive” it just ain’t funny, man.

    What the hell’s wrong with her? She have an eating disorder? OCD? AIDS?

    Fuckin’ bitch just needs to retire and huddle at home.

    *

  25. leialun

    Remember Linda Ronstadt a few years ago? She came out and spoke against Bush and made front page news.

  26. Rant

    Madonna shut the fuck up. The last time you were relevant the show Dallas was still on the air.

  27. zanzi

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    Good luck for you,wish you find your girls or guys.

  28. Barney Stinson

    Zanzi you lie. You don’t have a friend.

  29. @ #44

    STFU Big Joe, you buck-toothed goober. Veggie is a dyke– * I * AM the biggest cocksucker ’round these parts (just ask Rough Douchie, Randal and the rest of the barely literate fucktards on this site).

    Hell, ask #77– hung like a tic tac, but enough spunk to drown a crate of kittens. (And technically #78 is right– that $5 made it a business transaction, not a “freindship”.)

  30. Kathryn

    Really….I’m sure that SP is so bummed…..

    I would choose Palin over The Cryptkeeper any day!!!

  31. stever

    I’m a Democrat that’s going to vote for Obama… but I am sick and tired of Madanna’s cheap shots at McCain and Palin. Governor Palin doesn’t deserve your retarded commentary. And btw, McCain is not hitler you stupid *itch. Please go lock yourself in your London townhouse and stay there.

  32. wtf

    WTF IS THAT CREATURE WEARING?

  33. Damn! Are all of these A-holes posting their idiotic rants jealous because Madonna gets more kooter than they do?
    She is still a creative artist.She is not trying to be Iron Maiden,Schmemadeath,
    or the Limp Blimp(Zepplin).
    And,stever-READ something about this Palin _unt.The last Rolling Stone might be a good start for you to realize how little you actually know about this self serving,in bed with Chevron BIATCH.
    And,I am Barrack O….
    You exhibit your ignorance proudly.Keep it up!~Oh-nevermind-I forgot that your sister bit your tool off during the last family Hootenany.

  34. Damn! Are all of these A-holes posting their idiotic rants jealous because Madonna gets more kooter than they do?
    She is still a creative artist.She is not trying to be Iron Maiden,Schmemadeath,
    or the Limp Blimp(Zepplin).
    And,stever-READ something about this Palin _unt.The last Rolling Stone might be a good start for you to realize how little you actually know about this self serving,in bed with Chevron BIATCH.
    And,I am Barrack O….
    You exhibit your ignorance proudly.Keep it up!~Oh-nevermind-I forgot that your sister bit your tool off during the last family Hootenany.

  35. Damn! Are all of these A-holes posting their idiotic rants jealous because Madonna gets more kooter than they do?
    She is still a creative artist.She is not trying to be Iron Maiden,Schmemadeath,
    or the Limp Blimp(Zepplin).
    And,stever-READ something about this Palin _unt.The last Rolling Stone might be a good start for you to realize how little you actually know about this self serving,in bed with Chevron BIATCH.
    And,I am Barrack O….
    You exhibit your ignorance proudly.Keep it up!~Oh-nevermind-I forgot that your sister bit your tool off during the last family Hootenany.

  36. Do I have to repeat myself again?

  37. Wow, she needs to really figure out that she’s not attractive nor aging well and stop with the skimpy outfits.

  38. Gary B

    Madonna needs to learn her place.

    She is an entertainer. She is paid to sing for people.

    Jade, you hit the nail on the head, most entertainers today do not think they are here to “entertain” us. But to rather educate and covert us to their way of thinking and to tell us how to live our lives because only they know what is best for us. While they hang out in trendy clubs, get drunk on expensive booze and snort coke and let their lives become total messes.

    The public has been on to them for some time we are getting bored of it. We go to movies for escape not to be lectured to on who to vote for or how to live a “green” life.

  39. ishi-san

    In pic #4 she seemed to have lost a piece of hair! *iiiieeeeew*

    Madonna please retire!

  40. hannah

    geez i am not even american but i love abama i think he is great. But just even thinking that this psycho bitch supports him would make me turn conservative/republican whatever. Madonna represents everything that is WRONG about america – excess, obsession with success,a warped idea of sexuality & sexiness. She is 0% grace and 100% hideousness and needs to go to dignity school

  41. hannah

    *obama* sorry

  42. Matt

    Skeletor should shut the hell up. She is hardly relevant anymore and to think that she might actually have any sway over this election is beyond ridiculous. What a dumb bitch.

  43. John

    How can you fucking cultist retards love Obama when you don’t even know him?

  44. HER PERSON and political humor?
    THERE WAS A FUNERAL GOING ON?

  45. Justine

    Rasputins Liver – that comment didn’t make much sense. OCD? AIDS? what do you think those diseases ARE? you think OCD would make someone look like that?

    zanzi – shut the fuck up & stop spamming.

    all of you who say “wow i should vote for mccain/palin because of this comment” are stupid! so you think that people shouldn’t be swayed to vote for a candidate just because a celebrity endorses them… but you would vote for the opposite party because a candidate bashes them? did someone mention SHEEP mentality?

  46. Justine

    @94

    why are we cultists because we like Obama? we have to personally KNOW someone to vote for them?

  47. missywissy

    Madonna and Elizabeth Hasslebeck look like they share the same hairdresser.

  48. missywissy

    94 thinks that when John McCain says “my friends” that he is actually being talked to by him. He has a poster of John McCain in his bedroom that no matter at what angle he’s looking, it seems like John McCain is lookin right at him!!! I bet 94 carries a six pack of beer with him at all times so he feels a connection with Palin.

    He thinks Keating 5 are the people in The Usual Suspects and relates McCain to the role of Kaiser Soze. Kevin Spacey won an oscar for that role and John McCain avoided prison somehow.

  49. missywissy

    94 thinks that when John McCain says “my friends” that he is actually being talked to by him. He has a poster of John McCain in his bedroom that no matter at what angle he’s looking, it seems like John McCain is lookin right at him!!! I bet 94 carries a six pack of beer with him at all times so he feels a connection with Palin.

    He thinks Keating 5 are the people in The Usual Suspects and relates McCain to the role of Kaiser Soze. Kevin Spacey won an oscar for that role and John McCain avoided prison somehow.

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