Madonna “Guns” Ciccone kicked off her “Sticky & Sweet” tour in the U.S. and decided to take a swipe at Governor Sarah Palin that’s so nonsensical it makes Lindsay fucking Lohan sound like Edward R. Murrow. Somewhere, Senator Obama just went “These white women are killin’ me!” Page Six reports:
The Material Mom indulged her Republican-hating ways, shouting, “Sarah Palin can’t come to my party. Sarah Palin can’t come to my show. It’s nothing personal.” Then the kabbalah queen told the crowd, “Here’s the sound of Sarah Palin’s husband’s snowmobile when it won’t start,” followed by a loud screeching noise.
Wow. That was literally the worst attempt at political humor I’ve ever seen in my life. (Including Ross Perot’s existence.) I think I speak for everyone when I say that Madonna should stick to what she knows: Battling the Thundercats as Mumm-Ra, THE EVER-LIVING!
Alex | October 7, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Ummmm…
Rough Daddy | October 7, 2008 at 2:40 pm
oh look its carrot top in drag….
geek | October 7, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Roisin Murphy is the new Madonna. Check her out here:
http://www.collegeotr.com/new_york_university/collegeotr_exclusive_interview_with_fashion_icon_and_disco_queen_roisin_murphy_12700
Online Shopping Chick | October 7, 2008 at 2:41 pm
We all know Sarah Palin is a fool–but apparently when it comes to Madonna and political humor it takes one to know one.
It's Me Fuckers!! | October 7, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Madonna is awesome. Getting old, but awesome.
diddleysquat | October 7, 2008 at 2:45 pm
I would love to hear an isolated track of her playing that guitar live. She looks pretty f*cking stoopid with that thing.
washington | October 7, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Madonna: Please STFU. You’re not helping.
Joe | October 7, 2008 at 2:48 pm
She looks fucking horrific.
Grunion | October 7, 2008 at 2:49 pm
People still pay to watch this shit? Wow. I wonder if she does some religious thing while taking off her clothes. Cause I’ve never seen her do that before or anything.
Hunter | October 7, 2008 at 2:50 pm
I think 6 year old cousin was quoted making those same jokes. Bravo Madonna for a) poor humor and b) for still being Madonna…
Hunter | October 7, 2008 at 2:50 pm
I think 6 year old cousin was quoted making those same jokes. Bravo Madonna for a) poor humor and b) for still being Madonna…
TJ | October 7, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Roller Derby Tranny!
Hunter | October 7, 2008 at 2:51 pm
I think my 6 year old cousin was quoted blasting Palin with those jokes. Bravo Madonna for a) poor humor and b) still being Madonna…
Deacon Jones | October 7, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Fuck it man, Id hit it after seeing Pic 4. Who gives a shit
Hunter | October 7, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Sorry for the excessive comments… the Superficial tends to be screwy with posting comments.
Obama will lose to Palin | October 7, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Maddona is as empty as rockin’ obama’s promise of not raising taxes. McCain is no better. Just a couple of liberals who want open borders.
I find it funny though that of all of Palin’s accomplishments, the lib’s/dem’s hate her guts JUST because she is a conservative. Yet if she was one of them, she would be the female version of rockin’ obama the new messiah. That is the ultimate in hypocrosy.
Now on to Maddona, too think I used to pretend it was you giving me those hand jobs in high school instead of my girlfriend. As I recall they were both a little chubby back then….
the sysop | October 7, 2008 at 2:59 pm
thundercats HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
ask me http://www.howtolosegirls.com
WTF | October 7, 2008 at 3:01 pm
That first picture looks like a scene from “Transsexual Roller Ball”
Thumperchica | October 7, 2008 at 3:05 pm
WTF happened to Madonna? She gets scarier as the years go by. LAY OF THE JUICE!!!
Vote Grandpa/Gidget ’08!!!
Slut | October 7, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Hey Skelator *aka-Madonna* THANKS!! You are just another fagbag celebrity that thinks your opinion matters…guess what…..you just pushed me even more to vote Palin!!
TUBBO | October 7, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Be careful Madonna…..Too many steroids and your balls will shrink.
Sport | October 7, 2008 at 3:08 pm
someone tell madonna the world doesnt care about her and her man hands.
veggi | October 7, 2008 at 3:09 pm
She need to stop having Trig write her material.
Que | October 7, 2008 at 3:15 pm
The Mumm-Ra reference is made of win!
I hate Maddogna | October 7, 2008 at 3:16 pm
She’s a hoe….she’s a hoe….in different area codes, area codes HOE! oooohhhh.
M-Dawg doesn’t really care about politics! She is just stirring up shit because she has an album and show to sell. LAME
Deacon Jones | October 7, 2008 at 3:19 pm
@17
CoooBRAAAA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!
Lulu | October 7, 2008 at 3:24 pm
omg living mummy pics
Dar | October 7, 2008 at 3:25 pm
I bet Sarah Palin is really bummed she can’t come watch some washed out, over-the-hill tramp put on a cone bra and simluate masturbation on stage.
pizza faced losers | October 7, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Hi ya pizza faced losers!
Guys, nobody believes your critical comments. We all know that when you saw that top picture, you said “Jesus! How did the Superficial steal my secret fisting fantasy??!!”
Sarah Palin | October 7, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Of all people, I should know that OLD IS NOT SEXY! Sure, maybe you have a MILF attraction, but if you act on it without protection your reward 9 months later is a thick-tongued slanty-eyed drooling retard. Bristol’s boyfriend had the right idea – pop ‘em when they’re young and juicy. We’re going to force him to marry her because we’ve always wanted our very own backwoods small-town KFed!!! Wouldn’t it be great if all families were like ours? You betcha!!! (but not the nigs or the spics)
sunshine | October 7, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Pic #10 – Madonna and Mr T in “Driving Miss Daisy 2008″ – but why is that hitchhikers paw on Madge’s inner thigh?
Blow Up Doll Lover | October 7, 2008 at 3:51 pm
My blow up doll is perpetually youthful and has a great sense of humor.
Rob | October 7, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Do these the skanky Ho’s represent the IQ of Obama supporters?
edjc3 | October 7, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Does anyone else notice that all these dumbshit, obnoxious, high-school drop-out, multi-millionare, Holly wood fools all support Obama/Biden? Hmmm….
Madonna, Li-Lo, etc. – I wouldn’t trust their opinion if I had to.
Trendiness on display is such a bore. Bunch of sheep..
Lugh | October 7, 2008 at 4:10 pm
That’s a first, I’ve never heard a desiccated corpse speak before, let alone offer sage political advice. Is this the first sign of the apocalypse?
BO | October 7, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Vote…What vote?
Just hit me on my cell phone cool…..
ummm...yeah | October 7, 2008 at 4:11 pm
GOD!!!! I will be so fuckin glad when this fuckin election is over!!!!!
Fuckin idiots on both fuckin sides!!!!!
STFU Madogga….Jesus, how more fuckin ugly can this bitch get???
Lugh | October 7, 2008 at 4:11 pm
That’s funny, I’ve never heard a desiccated corpse speak before, let alone offer political advice.
Honestly, will Madonna just hurry up and die? Freaking out of touch, whacked-out moonbat.
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edjc3 | October 7, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Just shut your fucking mouth and entertain me, bitch…
I don’t need to hear all your political rantings from your wacked-out lifestyle.
mtnbiker | October 7, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Wow, Obama just won my vote!!!!!!!!!! Not!!!
WTF happened to the Material girl? Not so hot now.. ughh.
mamadough | October 7, 2008 at 4:17 pm
i think Jesus wouldn’t even mind bitch slapping sarah palin around a little for being so fucking simple. i was waiting for the story to end with, ” and the crowd lit their torches, grabbed their pitchforks, and moved in…”
Maloney | October 7, 2008 at 4:17 pm
yea, this makes sense. go be a grandma, i mean a mom, Madge.
Big Joe | October 7, 2008 at 4:26 pm
veggi-
uncalled for, cocksucker.
HorribleJudgment | October 7, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Geezus, I can’t decide what’s more disgusting…Her wrinkly old hag face, or her veiny, misshapen sinew. Excuse me while I go vomit. You can’t really blame me. The first few seconds of looking at this picture, it appears as if you’re looking at a hideous tranny with muscular arms.
And Ms. Tranny, in her desperation to remain relevant, has decided to toss herself into the Palin bashing clique. Except she’s too retarded to pull it off. The steroids have corroded her brain. She used to get by on her looks (those who thought she was hot, I guess…), but now her whole body and face have slid down and crashed like an avalanche in an earthquake. SO MANY VEINS!
EveryonePoops | October 7, 2008 at 4:31 pm
@6, you said it.
She probably pretends to play the guitar just like she pretends to sing on her records (thanks, Pro Tools!). She probably even pretends to tune it the same way she pretends to bar or mute or whatever the fuck she’s doing with her ring finger (wtf?!).
Right Fury | October 7, 2008 at 4:39 pm
hahaha.
how come McCain wasn’t uninvited too?
Even if Obama wins you democrats will still be losers.
Tired | October 7, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Why is it that these ultra-chic left wing liberals are so hateful. They claim to be champions of free speech and independent thinking unless it disagrees with their own thinking — then they become the antithesis of what they claim to be.
Madonna is a major loser!
Rough Daddy | October 7, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Is it my browser thats effing up or this site?
john | October 7, 2008 at 4:45 pm
How dare she say such a thing about our future vice president!
fyi, madonna sleeps in a tomb that’s why she looks like that, just like why michael jackson looks the way he does cause he sleeps in a gas chamber.