Madonna parties her way toward adoption. Whee!

April 4th, 2009 // 43 Comments

Adoptions plan shot down by an African country? No problem, just teach those nerds how to party. It’s the Madonna way! TMZ reports:

Government officials and staff members of Raising Malawi charity are on the guest list for the event, along with traditional dancers. No word if the judge who denied Madge will attend.
Madonna’s lawyer said she will appeal Friday’s judgment that she could not adopt a 3-year-old girl because she had not been a resident in Malawi.
This massive party looks like the start of her appeal, at least socially.

Because nothing screams responsible parenting like a drunken party. Jesus, Madonna, you’re in Africa, not Kentucky. But at least you’re thinking outside the box as opposed to, say, stuffing the child in said box then whistling like you’ve been minding your own business the whole time. *sniff* You’re growing up so fast…

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Comments (43)

  1. Mundo | April 4, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    I iz numero uno!

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  2. Randal | April 4, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    Madonna continues to define “chic”, as she always has since bursting out onto the scene so long ago. She has proven to be a responsible individual, which has transpired to becoming a loving and caring mother to her adopted children.

    Why should anyone be held back from giving a child a better chance?

    Randal

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  3. Katherine | April 4, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    2) Her “chicness” (arguably) as a qualifying factor for adoption is sarcastic, right?

    I don’t know why her adoptions are put under this much scrutiny. If the kids are up for adoption, and she can prove to offer a better and more stable home for them, why not? Her biological kids seem to have turned out fine. Yeah, she’s in a divorce and travels a lot or whatever, but the child’s welfare would still probably be best ensured in her household vs. an orphanage in Malawi?

    I don’t know, I don’t really care.

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  4. SINDERMAN | April 4, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    YOU NEED TO FIX YOUR FORUMS. THERE USED TO BE A REAL GOOD COMUNITY HERE.

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  5. Modwild | April 4, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    I wish she would party her way toward some makeup and tweezers.

    Does she even like children? She’s rarely with the ones she has and she wants more? Whatever. I guess money is all that matters anyway.

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  6. .com | April 4, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    is she taking hormone pills? because everytime i see her see further resembles a man

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  7. Galtacticus | April 4, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    Was this party before or after the good news?

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  8. Gando | April 4, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    These pics weren’t probably taken on that party.

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  9. Brian | April 4, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    I wish this skank would have a ski accident so we could pull her plug.

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  10. Darth | April 4, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    Whoof,whoof! @8 Great respect for Doris Day though!

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  11. Rhialto | April 4, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    @10 New job as a background singer?

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  12. His Huge Greatness Himself | April 4, 2009 at 7:21 pm

    Where’s my babe?

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  13. sushi | April 4, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    I love seeing the non-airbrushed photos of this ugly slut. Masculine and steroidal looking is not at all appealing.

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  14. His Huge Greatness Himself | April 4, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    Hola!

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  15. patrickridyard@yahoo.com | April 4, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    fuck her ass all they way too africa slut. o.x

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  16. yanks are wank | April 4, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    @3 actually I agree I don’t LIKE Madonna but where is the evidence shes a bad mum??? There is none at all. It’s just haters, when Jolie is a far worse example of weird if not bad parenting, she has way too many kids to give each one the attention it needs.

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  17. yanks are wank | April 4, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    @3 actually I agree I don’t LIKE Madonna but where is the evidence shes a bad mum??? There is none at all. It’s just haters, when Jolie is a far worse example of weird if not bad parenting, she has way too many kids to give each one the attention it needs.

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  18. Mike | April 4, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    Hooray! Her teeth have been bleached so many times they’re now grey! Like her pubes!

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  19. Jimbo | April 4, 2009 at 10:20 pm

    What’s with the eyebrow hair!!!

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  20. grumbles | April 4, 2009 at 10:38 pm

    @5: totally! she’s been a rich, self-appointed sex symbol for years, and she refuses to straighten her teeth or tame her eyebrows! what the hell is that? she’s getting botox and shit, so it isn’t a moral stance against vanity.
    also, her adoption is under scrutiny in malawi because that country also adheres to laws that are generally-applicable, not revised ad hoc everytime a rich person shows up wanting to export goods and services.

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  21. gerard Vandenberg | April 4, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    This is the way americans try to mask their LOSS, folks!!

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  22. Amanda A. | April 4, 2009 at 11:38 pm

    If Madonna can give the child a good, loving home, then why not? It would be a step up for the poor girl. I just don’t see what the big fuss is.

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  23. Eva | April 5, 2009 at 1:16 am

    @3, 16. 22:
    The reason Madonna’s adoption was refused has nothing to do with her parenting ability. I don’t know that it was even taken into account by the judge who decided against the adoption.

    The reason given was that there are strict residency rules for adoption in Malawi, which were waived when she adopted David. The judge in this particular case decided against waiving those regulations this time as she was afraid it would set a precedence which would allow for child-trafficking.

    IOW, some rich person comes in and says “I want that child”, the judge says no, the RP says “but you let Madoona do it so why not me”. The judge then has to agree and RP takes said child out of country to do what s/he wants with child.

    Off topic: does anyone else think Madonna looks like she’s morphing into one of the Olsen twins??? Honestly, were it not for the eyebrows and teeth I would have had no idea who was in that picture! Scary.

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  24. doug | April 5, 2009 at 3:20 am

    she’s starting to look more and more like a guy every day imo, fucking scary imo………..nevermind the fact that her, angelina and that octomom freak shouldn’t be allowed to take care of 1 child never mind several……….children are not commodities bitches, damn

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  25. fancy | April 5, 2009 at 3:24 am

    With the squillions of dollars and the public profile that she has, there are soooo many better ways this woman could help orphans of the world.
    Why doesn’t she support fair trade, or grassroots organisations, or local infrastucture? If she really cared she would do something about the problem at it’s source, not just plucking some pretty child to be her plaything.
    Why should she be exempt from laws just because she has so much money?
    and most importantly of all, if I were a judge I’d take one look at her plastic face and say no thank you, you superficial bitch.

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  26. does anyone here think. fuk | April 5, 2009 at 3:26 am

    This judge said that she didn’t want Madonna to adopt the kid because you need to live in Malawi for at least 18 months to do so, and she didn’t want to set a precedent allowing ANYONE to adopt if Madonna does. BUT if Madonna adopted a kid from there already, the precedent has already been set!!!! Ah, welcome to Africa.

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  27. His Huge Greatness Himself | April 5, 2009 at 3:33 am

    Where my girl?

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  28. 1moreidiotintheworld | April 5, 2009 at 5:06 am

    presumptive cunt…… you have no star power…… not even third world shithole countries. if you want to rear up something and fuck up it’s life, go buy a lizard at the pet store.

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  29. Shannon | April 5, 2009 at 8:21 am

    Is the child not important enough to consider living in Malawi for 18-24 months? If she wanted the child that much she would put her life on hold. Besides, she would be allowing David more time w/ his biological father, & the kids would experience “the other life” first-hand. AND while there she could really do some helping if that’s what she’s all about.

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  30. Shannon | April 5, 2009 at 8:22 am

    Is the child not important enough to consider living in Malawi for 18-24 months? If she wanted the child that much she would put her life on hold. Besides, she would be allowing David more time w/ his biological father, & the kids would experience “the other life” first-hand. AND while there she could really do some helping if that’s what she’s all about.

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  31. Galtacticus | April 5, 2009 at 9:49 am

    I wonder why she wants that child.Spare parts?

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  32. Dirk | April 5, 2009 at 10:46 am

    HEY MADONNA! While you’re in Africa, why not have some unprotected butt sex! Oh, and NICE CHOPPERS GRANNY!

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  33. mikeock | April 5, 2009 at 11:07 am

    Nice welding goggles. Ass.

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  34. I'll fuck Lourdes | April 5, 2009 at 11:11 am

    Now that Madonna is done with Spawn #1 and is ready to move on to black babies, I call first dibs on that little material Girl doppelgänger once she turns 18. I bet that girl is going to have some serious issues. She may actually make Lohan look normal.

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  35. Monkey's Bone | April 5, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    She needs to prune those eyebrows back

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  36. J | April 5, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    at the very least, she needs to trim her eyebrow hairs, especially the inner left one, they are way too long.

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  37. Madonna is the Botox Queen | April 5, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    I think that all that Botox she has been injecting into her face has move and paralyzed her brain, too.

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  38. auntmarie | April 5, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    she’s absolutely stunning :] (no joke)

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  39. EuroNeckPain | April 5, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    All I can say is, she has a good surgeon.
    Her face is suddenly wrinkle-free and yet she does not look pulled like other celebrities.
    Her eyebrows are sitting very high and there is something strange under her chin, but it’s okay, she looks good.

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  40. justifiable | April 5, 2009 at 10:53 pm

    #38 I think those cheek implants aren’t improving her looks – yeah, they help take up the loose skin, but they look creepy.

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  41. FACE | April 8, 2009 at 8:09 am

    Time is pummeling this bitch. She ought to find out what Prince does to defy his age so well. She looks a crack whore.

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