Madonna parties her way toward adoption. Whee!

April 4th, 2009 // 43 Comments

Adoptions plan shot down by an African country? No problem, just teach those nerds how to party. It’s the Madonna way! TMZ reports:

Government officials and staff members of Raising Malawi charity are on the guest list for the event, along with traditional dancers. No word if the judge who denied Madge will attend.
Madonna’s lawyer said she will appeal Friday’s judgment that she could not adopt a 3-year-old girl because she had not been a resident in Malawi.
This massive party looks like the start of her appeal, at least socially.

Because nothing screams responsible parenting like a drunken party. Jesus, Madonna, you’re in Africa, not Kentucky. But at least you’re thinking outside the box as opposed to, say, stuffing the child in said box then whistling like you’ve been minding your own business the whole time. *sniff* You’re growing up so fast…

Photos: Fame
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  1. Mundo

    I iz numero uno!

  2. Randal

    Madonna continues to define “chic”, as she always has since bursting out onto the scene so long ago. She has proven to be a responsible individual, which has transpired to becoming a loving and caring mother to her adopted children.

    Why should anyone be held back from giving a child a better chance?

    Randal

  3. Katherine

    2) Her “chicness” (arguably) as a qualifying factor for adoption is sarcastic, right?

    I don’t know why her adoptions are put under this much scrutiny. If the kids are up for adoption, and she can prove to offer a better and more stable home for them, why not? Her biological kids seem to have turned out fine. Yeah, she’s in a divorce and travels a lot or whatever, but the child’s welfare would still probably be best ensured in her household vs. an orphanage in Malawi?

    I don’t know, I don’t really care.

  4. SINDERMAN

    YOU NEED TO FIX YOUR FORUMS. THERE USED TO BE A REAL GOOD COMUNITY HERE.

  5. Modwild

    I wish she would party her way toward some makeup and tweezers.

    Does she even like children? She’s rarely with the ones she has and she wants more? Whatever. I guess money is all that matters anyway.

  6. .com

    is she taking hormone pills? because everytime i see her see further resembles a man

  7. Galtacticus

    Was this party before or after the good news?

  8. These pics weren’t probably taken on that party.

  9. Brian

    I wish this skank would have a ski accident so we could pull her plug.

  10. Whoof,whoof! @8 Great respect for Doris Day though!

  11. Rhialto

    @10 New job as a background singer?

  12. His Huge Greatness Himself

    Where’s my babe?

  13. sushi

    I love seeing the non-airbrushed photos of this ugly slut. Masculine and steroidal looking is not at all appealing.

  14. His Huge Greatness Himself

    Hola!

  15. fuck her ass all they way too africa slut. o.x

  16. yanks are wank

    @3 actually I agree I don’t LIKE Madonna but where is the evidence shes a bad mum??? There is none at all. It’s just haters, when Jolie is a far worse example of weird if not bad parenting, she has way too many kids to give each one the attention it needs.

  17. yanks are wank

    @3 actually I agree I don’t LIKE Madonna but where is the evidence shes a bad mum??? There is none at all. It’s just haters, when Jolie is a far worse example of weird if not bad parenting, she has way too many kids to give each one the attention it needs.

  18. Mike

    Hooray! Her teeth have been bleached so many times they’re now grey! Like her pubes!

  19. Jimbo

    What’s with the eyebrow hair!!!

  20. grumbles

    @5: totally! she’s been a rich, self-appointed sex symbol for years, and she refuses to straighten her teeth or tame her eyebrows! what the hell is that? she’s getting botox and shit, so it isn’t a moral stance against vanity.
    also, her adoption is under scrutiny in malawi because that country also adheres to laws that are generally-applicable, not revised ad hoc everytime a rich person shows up wanting to export goods and services.

  21. This is the way americans try to mask their LOSS, folks!!

  22. If Madonna can give the child a good, loving home, then why not? It would be a step up for the poor girl. I just don’t see what the big fuss is.

  23. Eva

    @3, 16. 22:
    The reason Madonna’s adoption was refused has nothing to do with her parenting ability. I don’t know that it was even taken into account by the judge who decided against the adoption.

    The reason given was that there are strict residency rules for adoption in Malawi, which were waived when she adopted David. The judge in this particular case decided against waiving those regulations this time as she was afraid it would set a precedence which would allow for child-trafficking.

    IOW, some rich person comes in and says “I want that child”, the judge says no, the RP says “but you let Madoona do it so why not me”. The judge then has to agree and RP takes said child out of country to do what s/he wants with child.

    Off topic: does anyone else think Madonna looks like she’s morphing into one of the Olsen twins??? Honestly, were it not for the eyebrows and teeth I would have had no idea who was in that picture! Scary.

  24. doug

    she’s starting to look more and more like a guy every day imo, fucking scary imo………..nevermind the fact that her, angelina and that octomom freak shouldn’t be allowed to take care of 1 child never mind several……….children are not commodities bitches, damn

  25. fancy

    With the squillions of dollars and the public profile that she has, there are soooo many better ways this woman could help orphans of the world.
    Why doesn’t she support fair trade, or grassroots organisations, or local infrastucture? If she really cared she would do something about the problem at it’s source, not just plucking some pretty child to be her plaything.
    Why should she be exempt from laws just because she has so much money?
    and most importantly of all, if I were a judge I’d take one look at her plastic face and say no thank you, you superficial bitch.

  26. does anyone here think. fuk

    This judge said that she didn’t want Madonna to adopt the kid because you need to live in Malawi for at least 18 months to do so, and she didn’t want to set a precedent allowing ANYONE to adopt if Madonna does. BUT if Madonna adopted a kid from there already, the precedent has already been set!!!! Ah, welcome to Africa.

  27. His Huge Greatness Himself

    Where my girl?

  28. 1moreidiotintheworld

    presumptive cunt…… you have no star power…… not even third world shithole countries. if you want to rear up something and fuck up it’s life, go buy a lizard at the pet store.

  29. Shannon

    Is the child not important enough to consider living in Malawi for 18-24 months? If she wanted the child that much she would put her life on hold. Besides, she would be allowing David more time w/ his biological father, & the kids would experience “the other life” first-hand. AND while there she could really do some helping if that’s what she’s all about.

  30. Shannon

    Is the child not important enough to consider living in Malawi for 18-24 months? If she wanted the child that much she would put her life on hold. Besides, she would be allowing David more time w/ his biological father, & the kids would experience “the other life” first-hand. AND while there she could really do some helping if that’s what she’s all about.

  31. I wonder why she wants that child.Spare parts?

  32. Dirk

    HEY MADONNA! While you’re in Africa, why not have some unprotected butt sex! Oh, and NICE CHOPPERS GRANNY!

  33. mikeock

    Nice welding goggles. Ass.

  34. I'll fuck Lourdes

    Now that Madonna is done with Spawn #1 and is ready to move on to black babies, I call first dibs on that little material Girl doppelgänger once she turns 18. I bet that girl is going to have some serious issues. She may actually make Lohan look normal.

  35. Monkey's Bone

    She needs to prune those eyebrows back

  36. J

    at the very least, she needs to trim her eyebrow hairs, especially the inner left one, they are way too long.

  37. Madonna is the Botox Queen

    I think that all that Botox she has been injecting into her face has move and paralyzed her brain, too.

  38. auntmarie

    she’s absolutely stunning :] (no joke)

  39. EuroNeckPain

    All I can say is, she has a good surgeon.
    Her face is suddenly wrinkle-free and yet she does not look pulled like other celebrities.
    Her eyebrows are sitting very high and there is something strange under her chin, but it’s okay, she looks good.

  40. justifiable

    #38 I think those cheek implants aren’t improving her looks – yeah, they help take up the loose skin, but they look creepy.

  41. FACE

    Time is pummeling this bitch. She ought to find out what Prince does to defy his age so well. She looks a crack whore.

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