Madonna nude painting is… I don’t even know

May 28th, 2009 // 62 Comments

Here’s a nude portrait of Madonna and Guy Ritchie painted in 2005 that goes up for auction on Saturday in Scotland. I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume the artist is blind, so no one had the heart to tell him: A.) He was supposed to paint Madonna not Britney Spears. And B.) Guy Ritchie isn’t a 1920s caricature of a black man trying to steal “the white womens.” Stop me if I’m getting warm.

NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version, so don’t get fired looking at cartoon nips.


  1. callmecandy

    actually….that looks like brooke hogan!!

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  6. SUMIT LOUR

    THIS PAINTNG IS A JOKE..I THINK PAINTER IS BILIND..WHAT HE MAKED EVEN HE HIMSELF DOES NOT KNOW..
    HE IS NOT A PAINTER.HE NEEDS LESSONS ..PLEASE SEND HIM TO PAINTING SCHOOL.

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  8. jeff

    The artist must have had Iggy Pop in mind.

  9. Ridge McGriffenson

    Of course it’s a good painting, it doesn’t have any white spaces.

    That’s how you can tell.

    Just like painting a wall.

  10. Cliff Winters

    It’s by the same guy that did the cover for the Live’s Throwing Copper. Even some of you superficialites have probably seen that one.

  11. Ridge McGriffenson

    Of course it’s a good painting, it doesn’t have any white spaces.

    That’s how you can tell.

    Just like painting a wall.

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