Madonna nude painting is… I don’t even know

The Superficial | May 28, 2009 - 11:42 am

Here’s a nude portrait of Madonna and Guy Ritchie painted in 2005 that goes up for auction on Saturday in Scotland. I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume the artist is blind, so no one had the heart to tell him: A.) He was supposed to paint Madonna not Britney Spears. And B.) Guy Ritchie isn’t a 1920s caricature of a black man trying to steal “the white womens.” Stop me if I’m getting warm.

NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version, so don’t get fired looking at cartoon nips.