Despite performing with her on tour, Madonna apparently isn’t a fan of Britney Spears’ music. Then again, Madonna hasn’t been a teenage girl since Henry Ford rolled out the Model T, and she had sex with him in the back. Page Six reports:
Lady Madge stopped by Hell’s Kitchen gay bar The Ritz on Monday to attend her trainer Tracy Anderson’s birthday party when the DJ threw on a Spears track. “She flipped out, stormed upstairs, and spent the rest of the night aggressively making out with Jesus [Luz, her new boy toy],” says a spy.
I don’t ever want to hear the words “Madonna” and “aggressively making out” in the same sentence again. While the idea of getting dry humped by Bride of Skeletor sounds erotic, I’ll stick with Ram-Man, thank you. I mean, She-Ra. She-Ra.
My hand slipped.