Despite performing with her on tour, Madonna apparently isn’t a fan of Britney Spears’ music. Then again, Madonna hasn’t been a teenage girl since Henry Ford rolled out the Model T, and she had sex with him in the back. Page Six reports:
Lady Madge stopped by Hell’s Kitchen gay bar The Ritz on Monday to attend her trainer Tracy Anderson’s birthday party when the DJ threw on a Spears track. “She flipped out, stormed upstairs, and spent the rest of the night aggressively making out with Jesus [Luz, her new boy toy],” says a spy.
I don’t ever want to hear the words “Madonna” and “aggressively making out” in the same sentence again. While the idea of getting dry humped by Bride of Skeletor sounds erotic, I’ll stick with Ram-Man, thank you. I mean, She-Ra. She-Ra.
My hand slipped.
washington | March 4, 2009 at 1:52 pm
The Ice Queen cometh…
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shreeya | March 4, 2009 at 1:53 pm
finally fir-hurst!
shreeya | March 4, 2009 at 1:53 pm
finally fir-hurst!
Valerie | March 4, 2009 at 1:58 pm
“I don’t ever want to hear the words “Madonna” and “aggressively making out” in the same sentence again.”–WORD.
Nala | March 4, 2009 at 2:04 pm
EW.
cruz | March 4, 2009 at 2:10 pm
What’s with his wig?!
jaquemon | March 4, 2009 at 2:12 pm
CHIN HAIR!
eme | March 4, 2009 at 2:14 pm
she looks like a caucasian yoko ono in pic 3
M | March 4, 2009 at 2:15 pm
too bad brit brit’s last two albums have pwned anything madonna has done lately. (kay, 4 minutes song was good, that is all.)
boss | March 4, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Madonna is the most overrated alien being ever
Jesus Luz | March 4, 2009 at 2:22 pm
I didn’t know what to do. “Aggressively making out” is not even close. It was more like having my mouth sanded down by a leering skull with 60-grit lips, belonging to a senior citizen in some type of roid rage. And the grinding…jesus…I mean, me…these days her “clit” is bigger than the average Asian guy’s – so, not big, but still…
It reminded me of the David Cross standup bit:
“I heard about this lady down in Mexico who would take people out in the desert to see the Virgin Mary. So I thought, well, this could be cool, maybe I should check it out. So I get down there, and she takes us out and brings us around out there, but this time the Virgin Mary didn’t show up. So the lady leaves, and everyone else does, and I was about to too, but I thought I should hang around a bit first. And then, on the way to my car… I felt a presence…and… and.. I …I saw the Virgin Mary! … and… and … and she raped me!
I went to the police, but they were being dicks. “Well, what do you expect, dressed like that? You were asking for it.”"
Rachel | March 4, 2009 at 2:23 pm
i love how it says “aggressively making out with Jesus” hahahaha it just sounds funny….Jesus C. wouldn’t touch that shit. thats why he sent Jesus Luz down to take care of it
Barton Fink | March 4, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Madonna has officially jumped the shark. By the way, what ever happened to her trainer’s countless fraud trials?
Fat Lip Seymour Hoffman | March 4, 2009 at 2:36 pm
What more likely happened is that she was in a club and just happened to be walking upstairs with that dude while a Britney Spears song was playing. OMG, Great reporting Superfish!!!!11!!1 Crazy News!!!
Original Girl | March 4, 2009 at 2:44 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i5FB-McQqA
Mr. Jones | March 4, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Let me tell you about a guy named Jesus. Through no fault of his own, he was seized by a satanic force. He was stripped naked, and beatened. He was forced to do animalistic things. He was tortured and humiliated, and propped up upon an ancient, rickety structured that moaned hideously under his weight.
And then there was a guy named Jesus Christ, who didn’t have it as bad.
Sam | March 4, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Christ, is this even a story???
No, seriously, I’m asking – hey, Jesus, is it?
Joseph (the one who nailed the "Virgin" ... yeah right) | March 4, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Madonna might have been giving him CPR. Jesus has always had a problem with his vital signs coming and going.
feckless | March 4, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Jesus probably was caught whacking off to “Hit me baby one more time” — I can’t think of anything Madonna sings that wouldn’t break my concentration.
Pathetic Worm | March 4, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Henry Ford had sex with Madonna; nine months later, she gave birth to the Pinto.
AnnaDraconida | March 4, 2009 at 3:02 pm
She’s still hotter than Shitney.
NorCal | March 4, 2009 at 3:06 pm
She looks like a child molester. His skin is so baby ass smooth and hers is so plastic and old. Ewww. He looks like her child. Gee, is it the money Jesus? He’s fucking gorgeous tho and that is in no way any props to madge. She’s embarrassing them both.
McFeely Smackup | March 4, 2009 at 3:14 pm
This is getting really disgusting.
Madonna remembers back early last century when people would describe her using words like: hot, sexy, doable, not disgusting, young, feminen, etc.
Now she’s stuck in the present where people use words like: old, scary, nauseating, scarecrow, not sexy, unscrewable, boner-killing.
She doesn’t like the present, so she’s going WAY over the top trying to insist “no really, I AM still sexy, look at this!!!” and then making the whole thing worse.
Aging with dignity is not something she’s got a grip on.
Sauron | March 4, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Hmm,she looks better and younger since her divorcement.Great looking photo too.
Lowlands | March 4, 2009 at 3:36 pm
I like women of action.Not like those whiny BITCHES who are hiding themselves behind their man and kids when it comes to the point.
Nero | March 4, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Madonna is definitely a woman of action.Not your average housewife.
Gando | March 4, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Who’s that guy next to her?
blargh | March 4, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Yea madonna’s definately special, not like those lame human women who are still alive.
RichPort's Ghost | March 4, 2009 at 4:02 pm
She’s the quarterback and he is the receiver in this sordid affair…
Boston_Freek | March 4, 2009 at 4:03 pm
#16 Sheer brilliance.
Lowlands | March 4, 2009 at 4:07 pm
It’s about time i recieve something after all those years.After all i’m human too.I know this has nothing to do with this Madge post:)
dee | March 4, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Her face if so full of filler, she looks like a balloon! She’s going to turn into a freak…
au natural | March 4, 2009 at 4:30 pm
It’s funny how in the late 90′s she would always preach about aging gracefully and how she would never ever think of getting surgery..
mensa | March 4, 2009 at 5:28 pm
you guys know she looks good for being 50. and almost everyone under 40 spews that crap about aging gracefully until aging starts to happen to them. except for me, that is. i’ll never age.
Tracey | March 4, 2009 at 5:39 pm
She has the money to hire whatever little boy she wants, which she has obviously done. She looks not good, she looks “preserved” for 50. Her arms are scarier than hell, she looks all greasy with moisturizer, and how could she not notice she has chin hair? Her handlers must really adore her to let her go out looking like Goatboy from SNL.
tanya | March 4, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Nice facelift ya old bag! Oh ya, we all are tricked into thinking your 25. I bet your snatch farts dust.
your mom | March 4, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Hey OriginalGirl,
I checked out your music via the link you posted, and guess what???? It really fucking sucks! You sound like every other white church choir brat! Don’t pollute public forums with your ill-fated childhood dreams, ok?
your mom | March 4, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Hey OriginalGirl,
I checked out your music via the link you posted, and guess what???? It really fucking sucks! You sound like every other white church choir brat! Don’t pollute public forums with your ill-fated childhood dreams, ok?
Tom K | March 4, 2009 at 7:15 pm
Madonna is an embarrassment to Italian women everywhere. This women actually thinks she is some kind of iconic legend when in actuality she is just whore with a few hit’s in the late 80′s and early 90′s.
Also her new boyfriend aka “sex toy” this is just proof that Brazilians both men and women will sleep with anything for a dollar and few scraps.
blp | March 4, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Who cares? Madonna is a dyke with an endoskeleton, I’m pretty sure she’s a T-800 model terminator. She makes my dick invert.
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Jeff W. | March 4, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Madonna is so pathetic. She’s like the guy in his 50s who still talks about his football days in high school. She’s so narcissistic that she won’t acknowledge that a younger version of herself is more popular than her. Madonna’s glory days were 20 years ago, she hasn’t been relevant in decades. I love that she’s starting to resemble a witch.
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lola | March 4, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Obviously she is living the life she wants and could give a f*ck less what some perverts on the internet have to say about it :D
May | March 5, 2009 at 12:04 am
This story? Sounds FAKE to me. Blah.
gerard Vandenberg | March 5, 2009 at 12:29 am
WHAT IS THIS?
I thought LOSERS support eachother, folks?
lrm | March 5, 2009 at 1:18 am
I wouldn’t say 20 yrs ago…10,yes…Ray of Light was awesome…she’s been fading in relevance in the last ten years.
Remember,folks,esp. the ‘disgrace to italian women’ bit-Madonna absolutely broke with convention when she ‘had her few hits’ int he 80′s. Today,you’d never know it with every other person having a nipple ring,and tattoos covering bodies,cross and flag burning practically the norm.
I”m not saying one way or the other-just acknowleding that Madonna had a huge role in the cultural shifts of the last few decades. She absolutely rocked the boat and impacted more than one generation of girls. That’s more than a few hits for a few years. She took risks that seem like nothing now. At that time,in that place,they were major. The end. Oh,and I wish she’d age gracefully;that would take bal*s-turn hollywood upside down-the material girl does her own thing. That woulda been cool. It’s not too late,Madonna. Come clean!!!!
sin | March 5, 2009 at 2:36 am
She heard Britney’s voice and got real horny. Thats why she got it on with Jesus. Since Brit was not there to be raped by Madonna, she settled for what was available. Madonna still remembers that kiss and doing that video together. She has the hots for Brit. I wonder how many times madonna fucked Brit during that time. Britney was just starting to act wierd and you know Madonna took advantage of it.
dougx | March 5, 2009 at 3:42 am
lol man you guys are brutal but in Madonna’s defense, she did not start up the tattooing and piercing rigmarole in the 90s; those kinds of cultural declines happen during Democratic rule
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She only likes her lips.