Madonna has reportedly dropped her friendship with Britney Spears after Britney gave up Kabbalah and announced on her Web site:
Instead of wearing a red string around her wrist (Kaballah style), we should convince Brittany to wear a large noose around her neck.
Then we can hang her.
OMG, Brit is sooooo dunzo. Hey guys, like I’m a kabbalhist and I thkni its rude to make fun of ppl’s religion. Like Kabbalah is very deep and spiritual, you guys are just toooo dense to understand, LOL.
Nothing says “class” like demanding a wedding present back.
Kaballah=scantilly dressed hobags with $
Sean Preston=trailor trash wearing clothes that look like poor homeless people’s wardrobe
Geez–I don’t know how I can choose
Now, the question becomes:
Is this a breakthrough? Will Madonna realize she is not a superior being and *gasp* get over herself?
Britney made out with an OLD chick.
Madonna made out with a FAT chick.
I think it was just bad all the way around, for everybody. I’m embarrased for both of them.
this is old news.
1. Madonna spending thousands of dollars and a lot of time trying to convert Britney is like trying to teach a dog tricks to a pig. All you are going to do is frustrate yourself and annoy the pig.
2. Britt is consulting with a Christian life coach? Why wasn’t this cat consulted before Brit-brit turned into a frito-hogging, trailer-trash baby factory?
Well my friendship with Brit was pretty much kaput when we were playing a fun game of “fingers” and she refused to wash off the cheeto residue from hands. That is just unacceptable.
Hey! It’s the picture where shes holding the baby by the leg again! Who here besides me is expecting her, one day, to be photographed carrying him by the ears?
Maybe she should go back to Kaballah, it might teach her how to be a good — no, average — mother.
Madonna never dropped her kids, almost dropped her kids, always puts them in car seats, covers their fair skin in direct sunlight… so Kaballah might be a good thing for her.
Isn’t Madonna Esther now ?? She changes religion every 5 years anyway …
I just saw a 12th-century book on ebay with Cheetos fingerprints on it …
I had to ask Madonna not to come by the house anymore. The dog was tired of her trying to get him to mount her.
He still likes the stain Brit leaves on the couch when she leaves, though.
It’s people like her that make it easy for others to prey on southerners…How sad.
I kinda understand Madonna wanting that book back. Even though Kabballah sounds like a load of crap, a twelfth century book is a little too precious to be in the hands of Britney. Before long either her kid would pee on it or K-Fed might use the pages to roll a doobie. Preserve history, people.
N. Visible, I didn’t have anything in the fridge that Madonna could eat (she’s on that macrobiotic diet) so she skinned and ate my pet ferret Scooby. Needless to say, Madge has been banned from my place too.
Man, that’s harsh. I thought the possum breath came from all the man juice she’s eaten over the years. It must have ferret breath instead.
I haven’t liked Madonna since the 80’s. She needs to stick to music….not politics or trying to promote her religion. Just sing bitch.
I’m not a big Britney fan…but even before all this..does anyone really think she should have gotten that book to begin with?
Stupid is as stupid does, Madonna. Suck it the fuck up and face it..Britney is using it as a coaster.
#34, Madonna should have thought of that before she gave it to Britney. But that’s what happens when you’re a megalomaniac and assume everyone will automatically bend to your will.
Um… where did she learn to carry babies?
I’ve never been pregnant.
I dont have a little sister.
I dont even have a little cousin.
But I bloody know how to hold a baby in my arms without having him fall off, and bang his head on the floor.
And without having his little head hanging obviously uncomfortably…
I feel like smacking that woman senseless…
Really… what a moron.
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