Madonna no longer friends with Britney Spears

June 13th, 2006 // 78 Comments

Madonna has reportedly dropped her friendship with Britney Spears after Britney gave up Kabbalah and announced on her Web site:


  1. that-dog-is-shifty-eyed

    Does Marc Jacobs make a Native American, I only wear designer heritage.

  2. good thing she got out to. Kabalaah is not different then Scientology. And what the hell is Madonna bitching about. A couple gran is like pocket change to her.

  3. Bleh

    Sean Preston is a God. Everyone is required to sacrifice a celebrity and drink their blood in his honor.

  4. Italian Stallion

    @51 No wonder that dog is shifty eyed, stop having peyote sex with animals…….

  5. that-dog-is-shifty-eyed

    Stallion, we all have are vices. What are you, the animal police?

  6. that-dog-is-shifty-eyed

    *our* vices. it’s hard being dumb.

  7. Italian Stallion

    Not animal police, just like fucking Mules and don’t like the competition, stay away from my Mule pussy, that is all…………….

  8. Poor Brit, even her idol know turns against her. Is there a single person out there who likes her anymore (immediate family included)? And Madonna – what a sow. Gone all Babs Streisand on us, charging $350.00 for lawn seats and exploiting the homosexual fan base that has funneled cash up her ass for twenty years and stuck by her through Dick Tracy and Bedtime Stories. I agree with a previous poster who commented about gifting Britney with a 12th Century book – might as well let Gary Coleman borrow the Constitution for a dinner party. Fags, stop drooling over every tired ploy this rode-hard-and-put-up-wet skank wheels out and let her die already. Britney, quit juggling religions and issuing bizarre statements and start by jetisoning K-Fag, you might actually get some of your fanbase back with that one, cost-cutting move and find the stability your life has been sorely lacking. And, as always, the kid is not smiling.

  9. Shelley Bonnechance

    Hahahahaha too funny, requesting the return of a wedding gift. Don’t give it back, Britney.

    #38 – using the book as a coaster…that was funny, too. :>)

  10. Zed

    If you look closely, she’s not even holding Sean P with one hand–it’s more like 3 fingers. Because the sunglasses, just like the drink in her hand the day she almost dropped him, had equal if not greater importance than the baby that is her religion.

    Oh, Brit, whatever are we going to do with you? I saw the preview to the Dateline interview and she gives her stupid bottom-lip out face when Matt says word is she’s a bad mother. Then she says, “I know I’m a good mother.” Well that certainly proves it!

    I know I’m the most intelligent, wise, and good-looking person in the entire universe and beyond, but if only 3 or 4 other people agree with me on this point, it might mean I’m wrong.

    (But I doubt it.)

  11. sissybelle

    Sean P., I suggest that as soon as you can those fat little legs working, you run like a mo-fo for the nearest airport and get the hell out of there –

  12. HarryNipples

    I heard Britney quit because Madonna tried to teach her the ancient Kaballah art of cunnilingus…

    Unfortunately, she thought “cunnilingus” was an Irish airline and when she found out the truth she quit…

    This is the truth, honest…

  13. HughJorganthethird

    Wieght Watchers should be her new religion

  14. kandyk0119

    MADONNA ? The freakin queen of wishy washy personalities is gonna get pissed because Britney went back to Christianity….
    I wish we could take back all the money we spent on her albums and shit when she was an “American Girl”, before she transformed into a UK girl accent and all. Fake Bitch!!!
    At least Brit is going back to her roots not to the newest latest greatest celebrities warped spiritual practices.

  15. Madonna’s fake British accent, and then the switch back to an American accent = awesome.

    We should all do that. I’ve got a fake Mexican accent that’s just as bad.

  16. ChickenScratch

    That poor baby.

    I don’t know why, but I just feel so bad for him. You know he’s going to be spoiled by her and her family, he already is spoiled, but he’s just so innocent and cute. I just want to kidnap him and make him forget he ever was the son of two complete morons.

  17. Amit

    Spears should be proud of where she came from and try to find her roots and some help in a good old southern style congregation.

    as for this Hollywood Kabbalah cult, it is nothing more than a sham operated by ugly money diggers and has nothing to do with real Kabbalah.

    “Kabbalah” is in fact a complicated branch of study in orthodox Jewry that is reserved for pious Jews who are above 40 years of age, interested in widening their knowledge further.

    Christians or members of any other religion (unless at their own interest and some say risk) can not study Kabbalah unless they converted to Judaism at a really young age and started studying the Torah. BTW Kabblah is considered banned even for secular jews.

    This information is available everywhere and all these Mad-onnas joining Berg’s cult are simply too stupid to notice. For me (as an orthodox Jew) it’s the same as scientology only with supposed Jewry origins.

  18. herbiefrog

    about 12

    the manny is taking orders
    from sean preston

    lol bitch :)

  19. herbiefrog

    not sure we can add
    to this thread :)

  20. herbiefrog

    …except of course
    to explaun
    or eaplain

    or expain;

    we aren’t
    at this time
    except to say

    maybe sp


  21. Iambananas

    I am gay.

  22. herbiefrog

    #60 if you look even more closely

    sp is asking her
    [asking note]
    to turn the blackberry
    so he can read it too
    damn sunlight : )

  23. herbiefrog

    #67 absoluet fucking carap creap crp
    oh bugger
    all religions
    were written
    by men :)

    why would
    need them
    [oh hang on]
    [sound effects]
    [cuz i can]
    [thanks pink]
    [thanks babe :) ]

  24. Maybe Madonna should realize that friendship lines don’t have to be drawn between religions. Maybe she should also realize that she is washed up and sucks. Maybe I should realize that my first sentence sounded like my junior high “Positive Life” class teacher. Shit.

  25. Brak

    K-Fed? Dent in wallet. Kabbalah? Dent in wallet?

  26. christine

    Good for Brit! Esther sucks now anyway. I think that Brit is trying to get back to the good things she had going for her. And, no, I don’t think that is an act with Matt Lauer…

  27. herbiefrog

    …and by the way :)

    britney said “her baby”
    sean preston

    lol babe :)

  28. Randy Pan the goatboy

    As hilarious and peacespreading as religion is, there is always nice to see that instead of letting them die out, we invent new ones. Keeps the world a dramatic place.

    With scientology being the last “new” religion, it’s good to see that this new selfshitting religion is even worse. I can see a steady religious curve and it’s going downhill. This is a good thing, because in 50 years we’ll have religions like Dipchupiter and Rubamachee where you do stuff like “Dip your willy in hot chocolate while facing the direction of Jupiter” or “Rub the holy lama with melted cheese while chanting into an empty bottle of Jack Daniels”. You know, stuff that makes sense in religion.

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