Madonna launches ‘Sticky & Sweet’ tour, I now hate my eyes

August 24th, 2008 // 171 Comments

Here are shots of Madonna in England from the Saturday night launch of her Sticky & Sweet Tour. After seeing these photos of the “mummy’s tomb” encased in fishnets, I’d rather call my parents and ask them to describe the day I was conceived than buy Madonna tickets. If I’m going to acquire chronic night terrors, I shouldn’t have to pay for it. At least not with today’s gas prices.


  1. mii

    other artist like mariah carey ,janet jacson and others stuff should give up.but madonna is the queen of pop and no one is in her level.after 25 years madonna still on top and theres no other artist than can take her place.everytime that she does a single turns to number one- after all this years she still on top

  2. farty_mcshitface

    well, even though i deserve the credit for being the originator for the crypt keeper comments back from that previous madonna article where she is with a girl that is supposedly her daughter(the girl looks adopted since she looks nothing like madonna), i really enjoyed the one poster’s comments who mentioned they thought she had grim reaper arms. it’s true- she really does. and her legs look horrifying too. her whole body is totally devoid of any fat whatsoever. a woman who is in shape is usually a good thing but, she took it WAY too far.
    now (and for a long time really), her look is truly off the charts when it comes to the fright and terror scale. if i came across her in a dark alley- i would probably need to be wearing some depends because she really scares the shit out of me.
    and i’m pretty tough.

  3. farty_mcshitface

    oh yeh, i think she is doing the breatharian diet. she is about as ugly as flip flops. those shoes (if you can call them that) are the ugliest shit ever!!

  4. Lola1

    I remember reading comments elsewhere, where people were ripping into Madonna. If one followed the link to each of their pages, one could see a pic or a vid of their faces….

    Needles to say, they all looked like SHIT.

  5. Horace Hockey

    I gotta say tho, her lymph nodes never looked better.

  6. Cata

    Superfish, YOU are hilarious!!!!!!! you’re comments always crack me up!

  7. Cat

    Superfish, YOU are hilarious!!!!!!! your comments always crack me up!

  8. Biotch

    Honestly? Not bad for her age. At least she still takes good care of herself.

  9. Biotch

    Honestly? Not bad for her age. At least she still takes good care of herself.

  10. zebop

    Damn, age hit Madonna HARD.

    How much ya wanna bet she’s got a big rod than half the guys posting here.

    Madonna–the bitch that fucks back.

  11. camel toe

    She looks like a deformed freak.Absolutely fucking disgusting.Just like an incomplete tranny.

  12. just a girl

    She’s still great and she is the ultimate diva. No kim kardashian or paris will EVER be like her. She’s not human allright. But that should be a lesson to all the wanna be’s.
    She still rocks. And big time.

  13. crystal

    My hat’s off to her for setting a presedence for women all over the world that aging can still be sexy! I don’t, however agree with using her celebrity status to slam a POW. Madonna has done nothing for her country but get rich off of it.
    At this point, you could not give me a free ticket to see her for doing that.

    And I’ve been a fan since I was 11 years old.
    I served my country and don’t appreciate it.

  14. Martin Aston

    Is it just me or am I looking at a photo of Usain Bolt in drag?

  15. Shaunathon

    Omg i love these photos!!!
    Im so happy shes gone back to her sexy image!
    She really has taught women that they can be feminine yet strong, sexy but not a bimbo…etc
    She changed the world!
    The only stylish girls since the 80s are just the ones that copy madonna!
    Luv U Madonna Forever!!! xx

  16. angela

    well all ive gotta say is i think madonna is the bomb.f**** you all with the comments.ur all just jealous cause she has it all and ur all low life scumbags,probably all stink fat asses who sit in front of ur computer all day stinking ur chair up ….hahhahhaha

  17. angela

    well all ive gotta say is i think madonna is the bomb.f**** you all with the comments.ur all just jealous cause she has it all and ur all low life scumbags,probably all stink fat asses who sit in front of ur computer all day stinking ur chair up ….hahhahhaha

  18. vezna

    I am not a fan…Her previous years work are much better….She needs to go off in a new direction….Dresses become her.

  19. johnl

    well all ive gotta say is i think madonna is the bomb.f**** you all with the comments.ur all just jealous cause she has it all and ur all low life scumbags,probably all stink fat asses who sit in front of ur computer all day stinking ur chair up ….hahhahhaha

    had to re-post 167 angela’s post because it’s 100% true
    true the arms are a little over done
    but her body is as tight as a teenager’s if not more

    see what the rest of your fat asses look like and at 50 you wish you could have madonna’s body

    madonna is the greatest female superstar on the planet now and long after she dies—-the world will kiss her ass when she’s gone bigtime—-you’ll see

  20. johnl

    well all ive gotta say is i think madonna is the bomb.f**** you all with the comments.ur all just jealous cause she has it all and ur all low life scumbags,probably all stink fat asses who sit in front of ur computer all day stinking ur chair up ….hahhahhaha

    had to re-post 167 angela’s post because it’s 100% true
    true the arms are a little over done
    but her body is as tight as a teenager’s if not more

    see what the rest of your fat asses look like and at 50 you wish you could have madonna’s body

    madonna is the greatest female superstar on the planet now and long after she dies—-the world will kiss her ass when she’s gone bigtime—-you’ll see

  21. Simone

    It’s 2010 and Madonna’s S&S tour has grossed $408 million dollars and was seen by 3,557,445 people. It is now the number one tour by a solo artists. SO SCREW ALL OF YOU HATERS!

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