Madonna launches ‘Sticky & Sweet’ tour, I now hate my eyes

The Superficial / August 24, 2008

Here are shots of Madonna in England from the Saturday night launch of her Sticky & Sweet Tour. After seeing these photos of the “mummy’s tomb” encased in fishnets, I’d rather call my parents and ask them to describe the day I was conceived than buy Madonna tickets. If I’m going to acquire chronic night terrors, I shouldn’t have to pay for it. At least not with today’s gas prices.