Thanks to a fortuitous flight off the back of a horse, Madonna and Jesus Luz have rekindled their love affair. Her friends in the fashion world are even working overtime to keep him in the US, according to Page Six:
Marc Jacobs “wrote a letter of support for Jesus’ work permit” to allow him to stay in the country, said our source. “Marc campaigned for Jesus, saying he is highly talented and a necessity to the label.” Last week, Women’s Wear Daily reported Dolce & Gabbana’s fall-winter menswear campaign will feature Luz. Our tipster said, “All these fashion lines are hiring Jesus as a favor to Madonna. As long as he can legally work in the US, they can be together.”
Of course, this should come to no surprise as no one based on Madonna’s longstanding relationship with the fashion world:
“Either find me young models to feast on their youth, or I’ll wear your clothes upon my frame – in public! Muahahaha!” – Written in blood at Dolce & Gabbana headquarters.
smarg | April 27, 2009 at 12:57 pm
EVERYONE AFTER ME SUCKS BRAD PITT’S DICK.
lewbie | April 27, 2009 at 12:58 pm
swine flu then this.
smarg | April 27, 2009 at 12:59 pm
FISTR!!!!
FRIST!!! | April 27, 2009 at 1:04 pm
#1 Fuck yeah, I’m on it!!
Jenny Luv | April 27, 2009 at 1:11 pm
smarg – April 27, 2009 12:57 PM
EVERYONE AFTER ME SUCKS BRAD PITT’S DICK.
ANYTIME sweetheart
madonna, 30 years younger jesus and back child
such a f*cked up image, lord
spine flu | April 27, 2009 at 1:19 pm
ewww Mexicans….
Jim Lahey | April 27, 2009 at 1:21 pm
“Marc campaigned for Jesus, saying he is highly talented and a necessity to the label.”
Highly talented?
What does he actually do that requires talent? Does he juggle?
Everyone after me has bent over and shoved objects in smarg’s moms behind.
Zanna | April 27, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Madonna & Jesus. Nice Oedipal reference.
Barney Frank | April 27, 2009 at 1:28 pm
See what open borders brings us. First Swine Flu and now Jesus. Two great products from our lazy amigo’s south of the border!
Abdul-Ahad | April 27, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Funniest story this year:
“April 27, 2009: A photo shoot involving a 747 used as Air Force One and two fighter jets flying at low altitude led to hundreds of frightened calls from residents and workers in Lower Manhattan this morning, triggering memories of 9-11 as many evacuated their offices.”
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Once again running like terrified little rats!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
rebekahh | April 27, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Who cares!!!! Give us something meaty fish!
FRIST!!! | April 27, 2009 at 1:33 pm
justifiable, if you’re still there, I responded to your murder-suicide pact. Ithink my plan is perfect.
JoeyJoJo | April 27, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Hey, I didn’t know Madonna was dating Gilligan! Great news for all you skinny-ass, beatnic-loser wannabes….
Marie | April 27, 2009 at 1:50 pm
he isn’t Mexican you idiot!
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RichPort's Ghost | April 27, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Overheard in Hay-suess’s brain: Deeth beech betted not bee lyjing… Ay don like feesh… gib me more peenith…
FRIST!!! | April 27, 2009 at 2:16 pm
That was terribly stereotypical and racist, Rich. So why am I laughing??
Iamsurprised you know who BarneyFrank is | April 27, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Other great imports from South America are Most of Victoria’s Secret Models because Americans are too fat and ugly to model for themselves (one of the few exceptions is Marissa Miller).
Barney Frank is a douche
worried | April 27, 2009 at 2:20 pm
They should never allow Madonna to adopt a male child .Who knows what she uses them for? Age means nothing to her when it comes to satifsying her voracious sexual appeitite.
Swine Flu | April 27, 2009 at 2:42 pm
@15- I’ll get her if the cancer don’t get her first.
Nero | April 27, 2009 at 2:51 pm
So i understand that another USA job is lost to a foreigner?
Rhialto | April 27, 2009 at 2:55 pm
You can say anything about me but i created jobs in the USA.
Butch Decossas | April 27, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Anything that makes Madonna happy, makes me happy. That is of course assuming that being strapped to a rocket and blasted into the cold vacuum of space makes her happy.
Darth | April 27, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Not only another USA job is lost but another USA orphan kid’s life isn’t saved as well.
RichPort's Ghost | April 27, 2009 at 3:23 pm
#17 – Really? I thought it was more like “gay-cist”…
His Huge Greatness Himself | April 27, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Instead of sending me a cheque she’d rather help some unknown foreigner!? While she knows me much longer!
Still White on the Outside | April 27, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Ah, Rich.
So it’s ok to hate Gays/meximelts but you LOOOOVEE african americans. You fucking hypocrite.
God you’re stupid.
the world according to ROUGH! | April 27, 2009 at 3:53 pm
“Work Permit” working on madonna’s meat tunnel is work? how insulting…
Right Fury | April 27, 2009 at 3:57 pm
If there is a god, these two will get swine flu.
RichPort's Ghost | April 27, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Ahhhh… Still White. I don’t hate anyone, not even clueless morons like you. You see, there’s a HUGE difference between making a comment that isn’t PC versus the retarded hate you and your band of boneheads spew. No one cares about the occassional comment that borders on racist, but the gist of all of yours are neathderthal like at best. And why the hell would you call God stupid? Imaginary? Fine… but stupid? Dude, you swing in all directions and never hit a damn thing.
And “Ah, Rich” is exactly what I picture your mom saying to my nuts…
person | April 27, 2009 at 9:25 pm
he is so hot, even for a person who has his job. laura croft is nothing.
gerard Vandenberg | April 28, 2009 at 12:56 am
……….HE GOT PAID, folks?
Gando | April 28, 2009 at 2:14 am
I don’t know why he’s wearing that Sherlock Holmes hat.Any British accent available?
DiMi | April 28, 2009 at 2:23 am
Little David is so adorable with his huge eyes.
But this Jesus kid is just using Madonna. This is just insane and inappropriate for her to have him around her kids.
Charley Kane | April 28, 2009 at 2:34 am
She’s old enough to be his mum, she’s named Madonna and he’s named Jesus, how incestuous is that?
g_girl | April 28, 2009 at 5:05 am
Now thats how you get hired…
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Still White on the Outside | April 28, 2009 at 10:01 am
You’re a clown rich. a clown here to amuse everyone. In your narrow little left winged mind you think that all conservatives have to be religious wackos.
So let me get this straight, It’s ok if you’re an independent (democrat) and make occasional racist jokes, but for a conservative it makes me the KKK.
Your logic is staggering. These people your making fun of, helped elect your emperor. Why don’t you just go back to kissing their hairy beanbags.
RichPort's Ghost | April 28, 2009 at 3:26 pm
#38 – Meh… I give that a 1 out 10. And that 1 point is for grammar and spelling. Good job!
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madmaz | June 13, 2009 at 12:48 pm
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