Madonna is probably going to die soon

July 28th, 2009 // 111 Comments

Somehow I missed this pic of Madonna that ran in yesterday’s Daily Mail, so huge thanks to everyone who sent it in. Hopefully, you weren’t looking for an explanation because, honestly, I don’t have one.

Except I do: Pilates and a severe lack of virgin sacrifices.


  1. jesus

    Saw a strong kind of “female”MJ here in Amsterdam at the Anne Frank-house.

    life is life, take a breath and a bread and get rid of d(e)ad.

    I think I can, dont let you put down Madonna, stay tall and fierce(if you can) and fuck the critics, that’s what i try to do.

    So, now i to find my razor, mysteriously somewhere in the house. To get rid of the crab-louse. Hey, cat, what are you writing , bullshit, no this is bollocks.

  2. jesus

    Boolcks? You yes, and i say no.

    We say hello, hello, no goodbyes: Yes? okay, i am yours.

  3. Meaghan

    Her arms look like a giraffe’s/horses legs.

  4. bossvnnv

    I’D FUCK THAT ALL DAY LONG!!!

  5. farty mcshitface

    been said a million times you stupid fuckers- it is not photoshoped.
    i ahve seen other pictures of her awful arms and her legs look just as bad when she wear those age inapproriate outfits. this is a horrible, narciscistic woman who can’t accept the fact that father time caught up to her in the last millenium.
    she really does look this bad. did any of you see where she was photographed with that monobrowed monstrostiy called her daughter lourdes? her terrifying arms were in display again and they looked just as bad then. this is her. get over it. this IS her!

  6. jesus

    What you say, fuck her hard and nicely, get a blow-job.

  7. katya

    I have seen other pictures from other sources where she looks the saME..iT IS NOT PHOTOSHOP.51 is not necessarily old…But she needs to retire from the sex kitten role…….Singing and dancing is still ok-you can do it until you are 100….

  8. katya

    I have seen other pictures from other sources where she looks the saME..iT IS NOT PHOTOSHOP.51 is not necessarily old…But she needs to retire from the sex kitten role…….Singing and dancing is still ok-you can do it until you are 100….

  9. jesus

    Sex is ok, but too many can be too nuch.

    Sex, natural things and rock and roll makes lovely a living human. And she is. in my eyes.
    I think somebody makes dirty tricks to her..

  10. jesus

    #94
    Maybe you’re right about nature always wins, in Dutch nature in dictionary means wet hour.
    And maybe we have to respect nature but nature has to respect us too.
    So we can do as if we are in paradise, we can strive for long everlasting life.

  11. His arms seem generally to like obnoxious, but it obviously fake. If he were really ill lean on the chest you should be able to count every rib.

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