Somehow I missed this pic of Madonna that ran in yesterday’s Daily Mail, so huge thanks to everyone who sent it in. Hopefully, you weren’t looking for an explanation because, honestly, I don’t have one.
Except I do: Pilates and a severe lack of virgin sacrifices.
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ISnatchKissesAndViceVersa | July 28, 2009 at 11:09 pm
The cryptkeeper lives!
TITS AHOY! | July 28, 2009 at 11:09 pm
nice TITS
TITS AHOY! | July 28, 2009 at 11:09 pm
nice TITS
manscaper | July 28, 2009 at 11:10 pm
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
boooya | July 28, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Yummmy
OJ SIMPSON | July 28, 2009 at 11:10 pm
That’s like cyborg hot.
Jerome | July 28, 2009 at 11:10 pm
First bitches
Jerome | July 28, 2009 at 11:10 pm
First bitches
http://www.popduds.com/ | July 28, 2009 at 11:11 pm
ARMS LOL WUT?
Anastasia Beaverhausen | July 28, 2009 at 11:12 pm
zombie madonna wants braaaaiiinnns…..
GrammarMenshevik | July 28, 2009 at 11:13 pm
Gaaaaah!!!
Jerome | July 28, 2009 at 11:13 pm
That kabbalah water must contain embalming fluid
joy | July 28, 2009 at 11:16 pm
What the hell is happening to her? She obviously needs medical help. I hope she isn’t surrounding herself with Doctor’s that will give her whatever she asks for, like Michael Jackson. There is something seriously wrong going on here. Somebody, do something quick, before it;s too late.
Bert | July 28, 2009 at 11:34 pm
she has those lance henrikson arms……….
Ein | July 28, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Somebody get her back in the coffin.
Axel | July 28, 2009 at 11:35 pm
At No.13… You actually care what happens to this… Um… I got nothing, I dont know what to call it.
budah | July 28, 2009 at 11:41 pm
zomdonna needs braaaiiins…aiii quick to a third world country for more kids….
mary | July 28, 2009 at 11:42 pm
she looks horrible. hoooly.. what happened to her?
Jay | July 28, 2009 at 11:44 pm
This is clearly a photoshop job, not even a good one at that. Sheesh. Post real pics Fish.
Chick | July 28, 2009 at 11:53 pm
Fake pic!! I thought the photos on this site were credible.
Upinya | July 29, 2009 at 12:05 am
Just soak her in hot water for an hour. She will rehydrate just like a piece of dried fruit.
Republibot 3.0 | July 29, 2009 at 12:06 am
She’s been dead for a long time now.
GM | July 29, 2009 at 12:13 am
her arms look like an hr giger drawing of a penis
Nikky Raney | July 29, 2009 at 12:21 am
Already saw this on perez’s site, but still
Really looks disgusting.
Yuck..
I’m not one for the muscle-y bodies anyway.
Sunidaze | July 29, 2009 at 12:34 am
Is it photoshopped?
Badfatman | July 29, 2009 at 12:40 am
Heman will destroy you Skeletor!
zackerus | July 29, 2009 at 12:41 am
@19 and 20. I use Photoshop daily, and that’s not Photoshop–I know Photoshop when I see it. The woman has 0.002% fat in her body. If you were 50, with a very low percentage of fat, and have a microbionic (or whatever the f*ck is called) diet, your veins would probably pop like that. If she didn’t show veins, I would think she’s a real zombie, but we all know she only eat the brains of third world county kids for fun.
And by the way, what the f*ck is she wearing???
Fati | July 29, 2009 at 1:09 am
Photoshop.
chloe | July 29, 2009 at 1:40 am
ugh, how old is this hag? she looks awful & is completely unrecognizable from her earlier days. her veins are poppin & that is NOT sexy.
Annie Loves Anal | July 29, 2009 at 1:50 am
It’s like when bodybuilders “cut”. The problem is, Madonna does it all the time, not just during bodybuilding show season. Can you imagine what her face would look like without the botox? Check out bodybuilding shows, and you will know what I mean. I honestly don’t know how she can keep some of the lipids on her face, which means she is getting some kind of fat injection , along with the botox. Not good. I work out all the time, and I am not a fan of “cutting”. It makes you look so much older and sinewy. Thank god her plastic surgeon saved us having to look at the sallow face. Gross!
P.S. Madge? Please call Linds ASAP and get some of that shitty tan spray of hers. It will save us all the blinding pain of eventually seeing your internal organs through that pale skin.
Sandy | July 29, 2009 at 1:57 am
Holy shit on toast! I didn’t know a human body could look like that. I’ve NEVER seen anything like that, except maybe the sloth guy from Se7en. Look away! Look away before you all turn to stone!
jesus | July 29, 2009 at 2:24 am
I think this a moment-shot, maybe she is tired.
If she, no way, she dies.
But if I will lie beside her.
But she will not, I promise.
Madonna forever in body and mind.
My arms look similar but I will recover.
weightloss | July 29, 2009 at 2:44 am
Is that a real Madonna? Looks weird. Something like a product of photoshop.
coolchecks | July 29, 2009 at 3:15 am
I don’t think this is photoshopped. She has been looking thin for a long time now. Sure, she’s ripped but she is sickly thin.
ginger | July 29, 2009 at 4:45 am
She’s blatantly anorexic. I’m sick of fricken anorexics. Whenever I go to yoga class some anorexic with a BMI of 15 sits next to me and i have to look at a rotting corpse the whole 90 minutes.
I have sympathy for people with mental illness. Just not anorexia. Why can’t they just eat some fucking cheesecake and take a day off??????
zips | July 29, 2009 at 4:46 am
Holy cow. She looks like a living version of one of those engravings of the human body you see in old medical books. Or if that’s too ‘book learnin” for you, she also looks like Frank in the original Hellraiser while he hadn’t had enough human blood to turn his body fully normal again.
zips | July 29, 2009 at 4:53 am
@35 – I wouldn’t think she’s anorexic – no way would she be able to maintain the exercise routine she supposedly does (what like 3 hrs a day or more?) for very long if she weren’t eating. What she does probably have is some sort of body dysmorphic disorder that stems from her inability to accept getting older, or fear of becoming unknown or something very showbiz like that. I’m all for healthy but jesus, that’s insane. How Jesus (Luz) can bed that is beyond me. He must be blind or get stiff by thinking of her money.
niko | July 29, 2009 at 5:15 am
these arms are horrible
AnnaDraconida | July 29, 2009 at 5:40 am
How come she still has breasts? No, wait… I know.
Jesus(not Luz) | July 29, 2009 at 6:10 am
I think she has no anorexia, she is a vegatarian and indeed she has to eat more fat-vegatarian.
Well I think she must not lend her ears to fashion-prescribers.as she does?
And what’s wrong about beiing young, better young than old(fashioned) as long as you not damage your body/mind.
Forever young, it’s a song of Bob Dylan, but wise and gentle in mind.
Its so easy to put a person down, I better see more positive critics.
Venom | July 29, 2009 at 6:20 am
This shit is just not right.
indioblue | July 29, 2009 at 7:04 am
That picture is scarier than the Swine Flu. In fact, if you do get Swine Flu, look at pictures of Madonna and it kills the virus.
Patti | July 29, 2009 at 7:16 am
I love her shirt!!
TUBBO | July 29, 2009 at 7:31 am
He-Man and She-Ra get ready….Here comes Skeletor!!!!! By the power of Greyskull……..I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!
jay | July 29, 2009 at 7:38 am
Her arms are as scruffy looking as her eyebrows.
Narcissist | July 29, 2009 at 7:40 am
What a fatty.
FACE | July 29, 2009 at 7:43 am
What makes her want to show her arms all the time?? Hideous. SHe should find out what Prince does to fight off aging badly.
yuki | July 29, 2009 at 7:46 am
omg she stole keef richards body.
Eskelator | July 29, 2009 at 8:06 am
I saw her @ the Bodies exhibit.
Dr. Fill | July 29, 2009 at 8:17 am
I, for one, amd shocked – SHOCKED – to see another “celebrity” showing signs of mental illness.
News Flash From Planet Obvious: 95% of the “celebutards” displayed here are dumber than dirt, and marginally more stable than a bottle of nitroglycerine on a hot day.
Which, now that I think of it, is why we come here… to watch their pathetic life-cycle run from sexy to scary.
Cicada’s have a longer and more meaningful existence. If only they had tits…