Madonna has lost a plagiarism case against Belgian songwriter Salvatore Acquaviva who claimed her 1998 song “Frozen” stole parts from his Belgian song “Ma Vie Fout L’camp.”
“The judge has ruled Madonna must withdraw from sales all remaining disks, and orders that TV and radio can no longer play ‘Frozen,’” Acquaviva’s lawyer, Victor-Vincent Dehin, said.
So when she’s not faking accents or falling off horses, Madonna is busy ripping off small musicians. It’s nice to see the courts have finally decided the case, but they’re about seven years too late. I’m pretty sure TV and radio have already stopped playing “Frozen”, and it hasn’t sold a single copy in years. So basically the courts have ordered her to do nothing. Go justice system!
At least she’s still free to masturbate on stage, as evidenced by these photos from her livest performance ever at the Koko club on Tuesday. Did I mention it was live? Because it was so live.
elle | November 18, 2005 at 2:50 pm
i don’t know about you, but my boobs would hurt if they were squeezed together that tight. they’re about to pop. and has she heard of tanning or will the kabalah gods dis own her again. another hell madonna has been sentenced to.
tori | November 18, 2005 at 3:21 pm
ugh. she should just die already.
some girl | November 18, 2005 at 3:33 pm
Wait…are her breasts even real? I don’t know about you but if I were pulling that crucified move from the first picture, my breasts wouldn’t push UP and form hard melon like bulges protruding from my chest (trust me, I just did it in the mirror). Considering her fat-free frame and all…
Veris | November 18, 2005 at 3:42 pm
You go Madonna!
Just on thing, you’ve got to do something about that hair. Not good. Solve that thingy and rock on.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | November 18, 2005 at 3:52 pm
Reliable sources have informed me that Madonna is the mother of Sara Jessica Parker. No word on who the father is but further investigation suggests it was also a big ugly horse.
With a big horse face.
MrPloppy | November 18, 2005 at 3:54 pm
I know how we can prevent this from happening again. We just need to find an obscure religion that encourages its followers to wear sensible clothes, and not
Zanathon | November 18, 2005 at 3:58 pm
Is Madonna covering a Divinyls song in the 4th pic?
an44 | November 18, 2005 at 4:04 pm
like, hi. she is not simply pleasuring herself but rather readjusting her she-wenis.
Juliette | November 18, 2005 at 4:55 pm
My God she is disgusting. Look at those arms!
andrewthezeppo | November 18, 2005 at 5:19 pm
What’s with her and the 70′s lately?
How does the old saying go? If you were old enough to wear it the first time, you’re too old to wear it when it comes back….yeah, she’s old
MortyFishbein | November 18, 2005 at 5:32 pm
Madonna rocks! We all wished we looked that good at two centuries old. Love ya, Madge! Keep showing that hill billy trash, Britney, how it’s done!
nichole | November 18, 2005 at 5:44 pm
Mmmmmmm, ivory white, vainy arms. Yummy.
An old lady with her hands down her pants. Would her “religion” appprove of such crudeness?
al rarow | November 18, 2005 at 6:07 pm
Ironic that her new single is called “Hung Up”, because she’s direly needs to hang it up herself.
That tune is sure sonically fresh sounding — see Williamsburg’s now years-dead ex-scene.
al rarow | November 18, 2005 at 6:08 pm
I thought her name was ESTER, anyhow?
Jivenut | November 18, 2005 at 6:39 pm
I hope I can be as overrated as Madonna when I turn 160.
Zanathon | November 18, 2005 at 6:43 pm
4th PIC:
MADONNA: “Folks, crotch itch is a bitch!”
CROWD: *crowd goes wild then chants* “SHAKE MY HAND!! SHAKE MY HAND!!”
suzen | November 18, 2005 at 6:50 pm
ewe, those teeth look like she’s been sucking piss all day.
samechick | November 18, 2005 at 7:01 pm
Madonna is filthy.
RealMusic | November 18, 2005 at 9:23 pm
Madonna is Hot, keep on doing the damn thing and fuck all the haters.
The Scarlet Bitch | November 18, 2005 at 9:37 pm
I respect and love Madonna, but she should have stuck to the controversial sex stuff rather than marrying an english git, having bastard stuck up french speaking kids, and facing the “i’m a 87 year old devoted jew who writes jewsish themed childrens books, but i’m still ‘hip’” P.R that is her life. Nice tits though.
Bookboi | November 18, 2005 at 10:28 pm
Madonna was a thinly talented, no-class egomaniac 20 years ago. The fact that she’s on stage in her mid forties sticking her hand in her pants and wearing get-ups like the purple hooker outfit show only her chronological age has changed. She’d be more at home married to Larry the Cable Guy if she weren’t so pretentious.
pixel killya | November 18, 2005 at 11:17 pm
I saw you in Swept Away…yes, it was me. I saw the orange peel belly, and so did the blind midget that was sitting behind me. I can’t say you are horrid though, cause you were born in the 50′s just like my great grandmomma. Don’t recall that I ever saw nana with her hands in her trousers, though I tend to keep my eyes above the dinner table as much as possible.
Belle | November 19, 2005 at 12:45 am
It’s understandable she stole the song.. I mean we’ve all got to pay for our twenty-six dollar Kabbalah strings somehow.
kayzer sozegirl | November 19, 2005 at 12:47 am
it makes me sick seeing grannys masturbate….burp
Belle | November 19, 2005 at 12:55 am
You only see what your eyes *want* to see. You waste your time with hate and regret. I wrote that myself, by the way.
Swair | November 19, 2005 at 1:37 am
masturbating on stage… *sighs*
Guy ain’t satisfying her needs? :]
BadGoat | November 19, 2005 at 1:56 am
Madonna needs to go home and spend time wth her kids. Give the rest of us a much needed break.
gratuitouslylongusername | November 19, 2005 at 3:51 am
Vagina of Death.
Yeah, I went there.
eiru | November 19, 2005 at 12:40 pm
She totally stole that masturbation trick from Green Day.
Swair | November 19, 2005 at 2:57 pm
guy ain’t satisfying her much?
wicd | November 20, 2005 at 1:48 am
hey, listen up people!!! stop dissing madonna!!! u guys are just freaking jealous coz u will never be as successfull as she is!!! she is an absolute icon!!! u guys will look like raisins at that age!!!! madonna looks freakin stunning!!! love the look!!!! when is she coming to south africa???? please!!!!! i love madonna!!! go look in the mirror and tell me if u will look as sexy as she does!!! go madonna!!!!!
ebayfan414 | November 20, 2005 at 3:59 am
Oh man, is it really that hard for anyone to know the truth these days? Doesn’t ANYBODY know the truth behind what is going on in that picture? Do I have to explain EVERYTHING?! OK, I’ll tell you:
The truth is, Madonna really has a green eel that lives in her vagina and controls her. While she was swimming in Britain one year, (swimming nude, might I say) a green english eel got caught in her “down under.” It slithered up there like a sperm, and resides that. At first, when it began to control her, it was used to speaking in english. Hence her “fake” english accent. After a while though, it learned to talk normal again.
What you are seeing in that picture is simply Madonna feeding the eel. She carries around a bag of oats all the time in case the eel becomes hungry. It usually feeds on her menstruation, but as Madonna is so old thatshe has stopped menstruating 40 years ago, the eel is usally hungering for some oats.
So, during the concert, as Madonna lip-synced along with the eel, it shouted at her (only in her mind) that it was hungry. So she simply grabbed a handful of oats, and was photographed shoving it up her vagina to feed the eel. See? She wasn’t masturbating! It’s all just a simple misunderstanding, really. Next time, please find out the truth so I don’t have to explain everything!
sexysenorita | November 20, 2005 at 5:07 am
yay eel cootch!! but anywhoo that sucks cuz frozen was one of my faves by her and the album ray of light was a top pic from her collection… oh well! its like lion king jocking the kimba story… FUCK DISNEY AND ANYBODY ELSE WHO TAKES WITHOUT CREDIT. whether its better or not, dont take sole props for it, that is soooo low class.
tori | November 20, 2005 at 4:11 pm
i highly doubt madonna herself actually claimed to write the song. i mean, she’s a popstar. how many of them really write their own stuff?
HollyJ | November 20, 2005 at 6:17 pm
Laughing my ASS OFF at “she-wenis” and “Vagina of Death” LOL! ^5 … So I was looking at those pictures and I think I’ve figured it out. Considering her age and the amount of jack-hammering her cervix has experienced in her half-century of life, I think her hand is in her pants to push her prolapsed uterus back in. I’m sure of it. In case you’ve never enjoyed the viewing of such a wonderful medical anomaly, you should surf the web for a photo of it. A prolapsed uterus photo just has “Madonna” written all over it. She’d love it, too: Her babybox would be 8 fabulous inches closer to her audience than pre-childbirth. (Hey! We can call it her “drop box!”)… Isn’t there a “use by” date on bitter, dominating women? I feel like I’m caught in some strange version of an MTV “Golden Girls.” God help us! It’s Rue McClanahan shoving at her prolapse!
AmberDextrose | November 21, 2005 at 6:17 am
Ah, that’s what I like: Comments so piquantly evil that I’m doing the silent shoulder shake at my desk, my workmates left to wonder why I have mascara tracks down my cheeks. Thanx especially ebayfan414.
BadGoat | November 22, 2005 at 12:51 am
Dear WICD:
She is a stunning raisin. I don’t look as sexy as Madonna, I look better. Go raisins!