Madonna is- Holy crap, that’s a zombie

July 27th, 2008 // 189 Comments

We’ve secretly replaced pop-star Madonna with a rapidly decomposing corpse. Let’s see if Lourdes Leon notices…


  1. Missystar

    I have ALWAYS loathed this humorless hag. I thank the Troll Gods that she is rapidly decaying on the outside, to match the soulless interior.

  2. TyTY

    She told her celebrity surgeon to give her their subtle “scarett johanslift” again. I don’t care how much clout he has, madge, four surgeries in one year is too much!

  3. hotnotice

    DRUGS ? ALCOHOL? A VIRUS MYB?

  4. jose

    uta madre si es una lastima ke ya se la este yevando la chingada era un kulo de vieja pero el tiempo no perdona y nosotros somos unos simples mortales

  5. Lila

    Lourdes has a moustache

  6. blank

    wait, i thought it was a michael jackson? wait no, madonna is shooting Mummy III? um… i’m confused, i guess aliens do exist among us and madonna is one of them.

  7. dennis

    AAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggg!

  8. dennis

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  9. dennis

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  10. dennis

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  11. dennis

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  12. dennis

    AAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggg!

  13. Cynth

    144 – Captain underpants..HAHAHA! Good one! I FINDS TEH KEYBORD FOR GREAT WIN AND AN HERO IS YOU!!! classic.

  14. C

    When Madonna nears seventy I bet she’ll take a steaming shit in front of the Anne Frank house on camera just to be relevant again for a moment having exhausted all other avenues for conjuring up controversy and public attention whereupon she’ll crack open her own chest cavity with her arthritic, liver-spotted talons and all the souls of all the innocent men, women and children she devoured will briefly be seen before she cackles madly, cranks her crotch, flips off the world a bird and takes them with her into the Abyss to feed on for all of eternity.

  15. Loomit

    Und du bist genauso scheisse wie der liebe Captain Underbrain, liebe Cynth. Schade das ihr verfickten Amis alle so strohdumm seid. Dabei mag ich euer Land eigentlich.

  16. gigi

    MADONNA!! TAKE OUT THOSE FRIGGING CHEEK IMPLANTS!!! Even that porn star Tabitha got wise to the freakishness and took hers out! ughhhh…. and what’s with the arm veins? maybe she’d just finished up one of her yoga classes that had her standing on her hands for like an hour…

  17. Nobody Special

    Forget that Madonna hag but Lourdes would be totally fuckable if she got rid of the monobrow and mustache! And anyone who has a problem with that is either a total fag or in denial, you know you’d fuck her too given half a chance.

  18. DOUG

    MADONNA? YIKES! CAN YOU SAY 50 YR OLD HAS BEEN

  19. Jahn

    Dude – that’s not Madonna … that’s Tom Petty!

  20. Samuel

    This is so fucking stupid.

    Clearly, the woman has a funny expression on, and her face isn’t deflated and sunken. Her arms, yes, are unusually skinny, but the weird part of the arm to the right is just because her arm is pressed against her purse. Get a grip, people.

  21. gaffa

    Two Things:

    1. Lourdes stole She-Ra’s crown.
    2: Lourdes needs an upper lip wax…she is looking a bit “Prince a-la Purple Rain” with that 5 o clock shadow.

  22. gaffa

    Two Things:

    1. Lourdes stole She-Ra’s crown.
    2: Lourdes needs an upper lip wax…she is looking a bit “Prince a-la Purple Rain” with that 5 o clock shadow.

  23. gaffa

    Two Things:

    1. Lourdes stole She-Ra’s crown.
    2: Lourdes needs an upper lip wax…she is looking a bit “Prince a-la Purple Rain” with that 5 o clock shadow.

  24. gaffa

    Two Things:

    1. Lourdes stole She-Ra’s crown.
    2: Lourdes needs an upper lip wax…she is looking a bit “Prince a-la Purple Rain” with that 5 o clock shadow.

  25. Wado J. Peckinsniff

    Looks like old Triangle Head is on her last legs…

  26. aja

    WYF is with you people? Lourdes is a child – sick fucks. Madonna is 50, and still looks good. You’re all weird as hell.

  27. DramaMama

    Re: #169: please don’t slur Tom Petty like that, he’s cleaned up and looks good.
    #176: “Madonna is 50 and still looks good”????? Not on this planet, bucko. If I looked that bad at 50, I’d have had the decency to off myself! Madge, let the poor girl at least bleach that upper lip! It’s bad enough having you as a mom….

  28. Jamie

    It can’t be photoshopped. I use photoshop and for all the pics to show the same veins, the same way, to that extent, is impossible. You can see the skin stretching in the places it would. No, I would bet money this is really her. She has a Virgo ascendant, and that means she will be hardcore about health and details and trying to be perfect. She has just gone too far with trying to be perfect. Michael Jackson is the same. He is a Virgo sun. See the similarity?

  29. signe

    haha this picture is photoshoped….

  30. Lil' Peach

    Ok, her daughter needs a trip to the waxer but you must admit, with a bit pf proper grooming, she would be lovely. She looks almost Persian…

  31. cruzadas

    The creepiest thing here is her daughter’s moustache!!

  32. Morrissey

    Some of you smart guys are right. The rest are laughable idiots. The close-up photos were photoshopped 100%. Look at the sunken cheekbones and impressive veins on arms and compare the 2 close-ups with the 2 distant shots. The close-ups are very clever fakes.

  33. This is photoshop. Look at her arm in photo 2 and photo 3. She doesn’t have the veins in photo 3 that she does in photo 2. And her cheeks look different in photo 3 and photo 2.

  34. trinity

    yes, but this is madonna photo was taken at the height of his illness, but I think she is the queen of pop star and a world does not mean you can not come out well in a photo still and she is fabulous by leaving more ugly in that picture!
    I think that picture is not real, it changed its shape to do just that bad!
    Either way is great.

  35. trinity

    Sorry, I meant that she is the queen of pop and a worldwide star! I was wrong.

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