We’ve secretly replaced pop-star Madonna with a rapidly decomposing corpse. Let’s see if Lourdes Leon notices…
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c | July 28, 2008 at 9:46 am
eep!
c | July 28, 2008 at 9:47 am
eep!
amanda | July 28, 2008 at 9:47 am
what is going on with her arm?!
bored@work | July 28, 2008 at 9:48 am
gross.. shes looking pathetic
pointandlaugh | July 28, 2008 at 9:49 am
GAH!!!
Lebron James | July 28, 2008 at 9:50 am
Goddamn woman.
Lay off the fucking drugs.
Jenn | July 28, 2008 at 9:51 am
If she does breakup with Guy, here’s a start to a new relationship:
http://www.zombieharmony.com/
Jeniffer | July 28, 2008 at 9:51 am
I’m just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club ***R I C H L O V I N G.C O M***last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!
sunshine | July 28, 2008 at 9:54 am
What is Lourdes doing with Skeletor?
mb | July 28, 2008 at 9:54 am
Lourdes looks more like Madonna than she does now.
hausfrau | July 28, 2008 at 9:56 am
When cheek implants attack.
PS: That is one hairy daughter she’s got. She’s probably got her own personal waxer on staff.
Barak Obama | July 28, 2008 at 9:59 am
Lourdes looks pretty do-able. Madonna on the other hand looks like she was rode hard and put away wet.
matt | July 28, 2008 at 10:00 am
#8,
the wise thing is to ignore the post, but this time i kind of feel like i wanna say something: fuck off
ph7 | July 28, 2008 at 10:01 am
She looks homeless.
Knox Rockington | July 28, 2008 at 10:01 am
I don’t know what’s scarier: the fact that Madonna is actually starting to look her age, or the fact that Lourdes bears a striking resemblance to Geraldo Rivera.
Knox Rockington | July 28, 2008 at 10:01 am
I don’t know what’s scarier: the fact that Madonna is actually starting to look her age, or the fact that Lourdes bears a striking resemblance to Geraldo Rivera.
Lipper | July 28, 2008 at 10:01 am
Did she just get botox shots, her mouth is sinking in! What the hell happened to her? Look at her veins popping out. Put down the steroids!
I think her daughter is very pretty, reminds me of Madonna in her starting days.
ggggggg | July 28, 2008 at 10:04 am
PIC 3: OH jesus lady, let go of my hand!! I dont know you!!!
on a side note, i havent seen lourdes in like… 10 years. damn she grew. maybe she will get electrophoresis and become a disney hooker like the rest of them
hhh | July 28, 2008 at 10:06 am
Damn, get that girl some wax for her eyebrows and mustache STAT!!
dude_on | July 28, 2008 at 10:06 am
Definitely soul mate material. Good call Alex.
Cattyluo | July 28, 2008 at 10:07 am
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gerard Vandenberg | July 28, 2008 at 10:10 am
Be sure: NOT ONLY THE PHYSICAL PART!!!!
boo | July 28, 2008 at 10:13 am
Holy Crap! Did she forget to put her teeth in?
holycrap | July 28, 2008 at 10:13 am
what is that contraption on her daughter’s forehead?…does that actually mold the unibrow?
Harold Richard Johnson | July 28, 2008 at 10:15 am
What’s up with the sk8erboi look for granny?
Racer X | July 28, 2008 at 10:16 am
Is that Bizzaro Madonna?
/where am I?
//what year is this!!?
Sportsdvl | July 28, 2008 at 10:20 am
What is it with the old 80′s stars now not even looking human (Madonna, Michael Jackson, etc). This is just plain scary!
MarketingWiz | July 28, 2008 at 10:20 am
I love the way Loudes’ mystical headbands just emphasize the caterpillars she’s got for eyebrows. You’d think Madge could afford wax by now…..
Cece | July 28, 2008 at 10:28 am
Never ever have I wanted someone to be fat so badly. Smooth those divots out girl.
Simon Scowl | July 28, 2008 at 10:35 am
Guy wants a divorce because she keeps trying to eat his brain.
isitin | July 28, 2008 at 10:36 am
#12, you are a sick fuck. Lourdes is 11 years old.
MR. T | July 28, 2008 at 10:39 am
Holy Testicle Tuesday what the fuck happened? Does she have cancer???
a drug problem???What the fuck?????? I used to beat off thinking about her
until I squirted dust and this is how she looks now??????
MR. T | July 28, 2008 at 10:39 am
Holy Testicle Tuesday what the fuck happened? Does she have cancer???
a drug problem???What the fuck?????? I used to beat off thinking about her
until I squirted dust and this is how she looks now??????
http://www.funderoos.com | July 28, 2008 at 10:40 am
Lourdes’ mustache makes her look very distinguished!
Kate | July 28, 2008 at 10:43 am
She looks like ubercrap. However, Madonna does nothing without considering what kind of publicity she could get from it, and you can’t tell me she didn’t think she wouldn’t be photographed looking like that, so it just tells me this is all just a big publicity stunt AGAIN. Which is scary.
Deacon Jones | July 28, 2008 at 10:43 am
@31
Sick fuck? Wellll, maybe 11 is too young, sometimes you have to draw the line.
Madonna looks like she got AIDS from A-rod and fell asleep on the fast forward button
justifiable | July 28, 2008 at 10:55 am
Jesus, did her cheekbone implants cause her to have a stroke, or did she just tie her ears together too tight?
Lulu | July 28, 2008 at 11:01 am
She def needs to gain weight, and get those cheek implants removed. Until then she needs to stay out of the public and stop with her so called “music career” which should have ended in the 80′s, and wear long sleeves and NEVER go without makeup. Her poor husband has to wake up to that. Uggh.
Dr. Otto Van DerWahl | July 28, 2008 at 11:02 am
When you try to hold in a fart too long, it can do this to you people
OC Dee | July 28, 2008 at 11:04 am
Madonna is wearing an outfit I would only wear while cleaning my house. I would never go out in public looking like that.
Mike | July 28, 2008 at 11:04 am
This is just another example, like the Mischa Barton cellulite photo, of a new low in tabloid journalism, which is to Photoshop pictures to make celebrities look grotesque, usually by enhancing or exaggerating their worst features. In this case, the overly muscled arms of Madonna. It’s sort of a new, hyper-realistic form of caricature.
It’s smart though. The gossip sites realize that people never feel better about themselves than when they’re slamming a celebrity. I bet even Madonna doesn’t care as long as people still talk about her.
howard the suck | July 28, 2008 at 11:06 am
They look like a couple of men with long hair. One has a mustache and one beefed up on roids
JimmyBachaFungool | July 28, 2008 at 11:08 am
Old, diseased, disgusting and overrated. She really fooled us all didn’t she. What an absolute fugpot. You know there are mushrooms growing all over her twat.
Rant | July 28, 2008 at 11:15 am
“We’ve secretly replaced pop-star Madonna with a rapidly decomposing corpse. Let’s see if Lourdes Leon notices…”…
Funniest shit ever!!!!!! That’s funny, smart, and great!
Dick Snot | July 28, 2008 at 11:21 am
OMG. She looks like Faye Dunaway fucked the Cryptkeeper!
A-1 | July 28, 2008 at 11:21 am
Fuck what’s wrong with her cheekbones? She looks malnourished. And why does her daughter wear those stupid headbands? They look fricken lame.
sgyreui56tk | July 28, 2008 at 11:25 am
her daughter is going to be so cool
One | July 28, 2008 at 11:26 am
She looks like she has an eating disorder; like one of those women that starves themselves, but then also exercises to death. And definetly some sort of OCD for sure. Not to mention a bit of an obsession w/ plastic surgery and trying to look young. Good God woman, just enjoy your riches & relax a bit! I bet she’s a real nightmare to live with; a real control freak nut job. Her daughter is actually kind of pretty, but yes…hairy. Good thing something like that is easily fixed; though I bet Madonna won’t let her do anything about it until she’s 18…”Let me see that mustache…it better still be there! Good! And your hairy eyebrows? Check!” Poor kid.
HuckyDucky | July 28, 2008 at 11:29 am
You people are ridiculous. I thought you were in touch with what’s going on.
Madonna is merely prepping for her role as the Crypt Keeper in the new summer-smash blockbuster Tales From The Crypt.
Hello, Boys and GHOOOULS!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!
veggi | July 28, 2008 at 11:36 am
My god, Lourdes must have the most deliciously HAIRY asshole ever!