We’ve secretly replaced pop-star Madonna with a rapidly decomposing corpse. Let’s see if Lourdes Leon notices…
Photos: NY Daily News, Splash News
We’ve secretly replaced pop-star Madonna with a rapidly decomposing corpse. Let’s see if Lourdes Leon notices…
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what is going on with her arm?!
gross.. shes looking pathetic
GAH!!!
Goddamn woman.
Lay off the fucking drugs.
If she does breakup with Guy, here’s a start to a new relationship:
http://www.zombieharmony.com/
I’m just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club ***R I C H L O V I N G.C O M***last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!
What is Lourdes doing with Skeletor?
Lourdes looks more like Madonna than she does now.
When cheek implants attack.
PS: That is one hairy daughter she’s got. She’s probably got her own personal waxer on staff.
Lourdes looks pretty do-able. Madonna on the other hand looks like she was rode hard and put away wet.
#8,
the wise thing is to ignore the post, but this time i kind of feel like i wanna say something: fuck off
She looks homeless.
I don’t know what’s scarier: the fact that Madonna is actually starting to look her age, or the fact that Lourdes bears a striking resemblance to Geraldo Rivera.
I don’t know what’s scarier: the fact that Madonna is actually starting to look her age, or the fact that Lourdes bears a striking resemblance to Geraldo Rivera.
Did she just get botox shots, her mouth is sinking in! What the hell happened to her? Look at her veins popping out. Put down the steroids!
I think her daughter is very pretty, reminds me of Madonna in her starting days.
PIC 3: OH jesus lady, let go of my hand!! I dont know you!!!
on a side note, i havent seen lourdes in like… 10 years. damn she grew. maybe she will get electrophoresis and become a disney hooker like the rest of them
Damn, get that girl some wax for her eyebrows and mustache STAT!!
Definitely soul mate material. Good call Alex.
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Be sure: NOT ONLY THE PHYSICAL PART!!!!
Holy Crap! Did she forget to put her teeth in?
what is that contraption on her daughter’s forehead?…does that actually mold the unibrow?
What’s up with the sk8erboi look for granny?
Is that Bizzaro Madonna?
/where am I?
//what year is this!!?
What is it with the old 80′s stars now not even looking human (Madonna, Michael Jackson, etc). This is just plain scary!
I love the way Loudes’ mystical headbands just emphasize the caterpillars she’s got for eyebrows. You’d think Madge could afford wax by now…..
Never ever have I wanted someone to be fat so badly. Smooth those divots out girl.
Guy wants a divorce because she keeps trying to eat his brain.
#12, you are a sick fuck. Lourdes is 11 years old.
Holy Testicle Tuesday what the fuck happened? Does she have cancer???
a drug problem???What the fuck?????? I used to beat off thinking about her
until I squirted dust and this is how she looks now??????
Holy Testicle Tuesday what the fuck happened? Does she have cancer???
a drug problem???What the fuck?????? I used to beat off thinking about her
until I squirted dust and this is how she looks now??????
Lourdes’ mustache makes her look very distinguished!
She looks like ubercrap. However, Madonna does nothing without considering what kind of publicity she could get from it, and you can’t tell me she didn’t think she wouldn’t be photographed looking like that, so it just tells me this is all just a big publicity stunt AGAIN. Which is scary.
@31
Sick fuck? Wellll, maybe 11 is too young, sometimes you have to draw the line.
Madonna looks like she got AIDS from A-rod and fell asleep on the fast forward button
Jesus, did her cheekbone implants cause her to have a stroke, or did she just tie her ears together too tight?
She def needs to gain weight, and get those cheek implants removed. Until then she needs to stay out of the public and stop with her so called “music career” which should have ended in the 80′s, and wear long sleeves and NEVER go without makeup. Her poor husband has to wake up to that. Uggh.
When you try to hold in a fart too long, it can do this to you people
Madonna is wearing an outfit I would only wear while cleaning my house. I would never go out in public looking like that.
This is just another example, like the Mischa Barton cellulite photo, of a new low in tabloid journalism, which is to Photoshop pictures to make celebrities look grotesque, usually by enhancing or exaggerating their worst features. In this case, the overly muscled arms of Madonna. It’s sort of a new, hyper-realistic form of caricature.
It’s smart though. The gossip sites realize that people never feel better about themselves than when they’re slamming a celebrity. I bet even Madonna doesn’t care as long as people still talk about her.
They look like a couple of men with long hair. One has a mustache and one beefed up on roids
Old, diseased, disgusting and overrated. She really fooled us all didn’t she. What an absolute fugpot. You know there are mushrooms growing all over her twat.
“We’ve secretly replaced pop-star Madonna with a rapidly decomposing corpse. Let’s see if Lourdes Leon notices…”…
Funniest shit ever!!!!!! That’s funny, smart, and great!
OMG. She looks like Faye Dunaway fucked the Cryptkeeper!
Fuck what’s wrong with her cheekbones? She looks malnourished. And why does her daughter wear those stupid headbands? They look fricken lame.
her daughter is going to be so cool
She looks like she has an eating disorder; like one of those women that starves themselves, but then also exercises to death. And definetly some sort of OCD for sure. Not to mention a bit of an obsession w/ plastic surgery and trying to look young. Good God woman, just enjoy your riches & relax a bit! I bet she’s a real nightmare to live with; a real control freak nut job. Her daughter is actually kind of pretty, but yes…hairy. Good thing something like that is easily fixed; though I bet Madonna won’t let her do anything about it until she’s 18…”Let me see that mustache…it better still be there! Good! And your hairy eyebrows? Check!” Poor kid.
You people are ridiculous. I thought you were in touch with what’s going on.
Madonna is merely prepping for her role as the Crypt Keeper in the new summer-smash blockbuster Tales From The Crypt.
Hello, Boys and GHOOOULS!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!
My god, Lourdes must have the most deliciously HAIRY asshole ever!