Madonna tried going incognito to Justin Timberlake’s concert in London recently by hiding under a black cape. The Scoop reports:
“She was texting on her mobile, eating crisps and yawning just before the show began!” according to one fan report. Madonna was wearing a black hooded cape and was surrounded by bodyguards. “When everyone realized it was her and started chanting ‘Madonna!’ she put the hood on and went under the seat.”
Only a celebrity would think hiding under a black cape is a disguise. Most people put on wigs and sunglasses, but not Madonna. No, she dresses like Batman. I’m surprised she didn’t have a blinking neon sign around her neck that flashed, “I’m Madonna.” I guess that was Plan B.
These pictures are completely unrelated, I just thought Madonna’s cleavage was neat.
Rusty | July 12, 2007 at 10:58 am
Madonna’s cleavage – and Madonna herself – have gone from “neat” to strangely gross and weird in the past few years. Does anyone REALLY care about her anymore?
oowhisperoo | July 12, 2007 at 11:01 am
yawn
Sportsdvl | July 12, 2007 at 11:02 am
The real question is why would ANYONE attend a Justin Timberlake concert???
maeby | July 12, 2007 at 11:03 am
She keeps getting weirder and weirder.
havoc | July 12, 2007 at 11:06 am
Jesus…she’s still around?
Does she still speak with a fake British accent?
LMAO!
veggi | July 12, 2007 at 11:06 am
I like her fake british accent. no, wait, no I don’t.
veggi | July 12, 2007 at 11:08 am
who are you havoc and why are you sharing my brain?
Dorepoll | July 12, 2007 at 11:09 am
Strange that such a rad guy such as Guy Richie is with this crazy hose beast.
no1justminda | July 12, 2007 at 11:10 am
Yeah, Madonna’s cleavage was neat…20 years ago.
Baroness | July 12, 2007 at 11:11 am
Neat pimple in #8.
dannielynn'sdaddy | July 12, 2007 at 11:12 am
About this “back to the 80s” thing…. If you did feathered hair once you do not get to do it again. It’s not irony, it’s sad. You look your age, Madge. As a matter of fact, you look LIKE someone named Madge. Get used to it and grow up. And put on some damned gloves. Your hands are scaring people. Christ, to think…. she touches children with those things.
Penis Mightier | July 12, 2007 at 11:14 am
I wouldn’t use the word neat to describe anything about Madonna. The following words do come to mind: Bitch, Fake, Worthless, Hypocrite, Bitch, Old, Wrinkly, Sad, Bitch, Skank, Whore, Grandma, and Bitch.
Veggi's Empty Beer Bottles | July 12, 2007 at 11:19 am
Why are we wasting are time with this boring crap. Can we get some more Hilary Swank bikini pictures
zuzuspetals | July 12, 2007 at 11:20 am
Women everywhere:
Please, please for the love of baby Jesus and everything that is right and good, please stop smashing your breasts together. It’s reaaaallly unattractive.
I’d rather look at Bai Ling’s breasts than see the “smothering my boobs with a wonderbra” look. There is one word that pops to mind when I see cleavage like that and its
MOOOOO
“To err is human, to moo- bovine.” – National Lampoon, I think.
jus'stupid | July 12, 2007 at 11:23 am
Fish, she’s like 60, I don’t like looking at tits of people my mother’s age.
Sauron | July 12, 2007 at 11:24 am
I forgot my reading glasses.But what kind of drink is Vulvac?
zuzuspetals | July 12, 2007 at 11:30 am
PS: Despite my issues with her cleavage in these photos, Madonna rules, and always will.
Love her!
Don Mega | July 12, 2007 at 11:30 am
Strike a pose. X_X
Why the British Are So Gay | July 12, 2007 at 11:34 am
they say “eating crisps” just to cram in a little more lisping
Chauncey Gardner | July 12, 2007 at 11:38 am
How can anybody as rat-fucking crazy as Madonna manage to avoid any kind of serious trouble in her life?
Bern | July 12, 2007 at 11:38 am
I guess she looks ok for a 56 year old prostitute.
veggi | July 12, 2007 at 11:42 am
@13- gracias.
CAN'T EAT UR CHICKEN POX | July 12, 2007 at 11:48 am
Madonna is becoming one of the world’s most oldest entertainers ever known. I mean sure, she’s sold far over 100 million albums worldwide and yeah, she’s got a killer mouth…er, skill. but nothing and i mean NOTHING beats wrinkles on tits, eyes, corners of the mouth, hands, pretty much her whole body. oh yea, aging gracefully? i fucking doubt it!
i hate you too! | July 12, 2007 at 11:50 am
Those just mayb be the ugliest shoes I’ve ever seen (besides those bubblicious blue ones that Blowhan wears). Either way, Madonna’s still pretty the shit…
Who can honestly say that they look better at 50 or 60 than they did when they were in their 20′s? Hmm… strange.
MoodRing | July 12, 2007 at 11:52 am
#21 i never knew she was a prostitute. you mena people actually PAY to screw that thing? tsh! Give me Madonna, a Russian girl with big boobs, a corona and some lubricant and i bet you wouldn’t have to pay for SHIT!
CAN'T EAT YOUR CHICKEN POX | July 12, 2007 at 11:56 am
#24
“Who can honestly say that they look better at 50 or 60 than they did when they were in their 20′s? Hmm… strange.”
to answer ur question, Madonna sure can’t. look at her. Oh just look at her. I mean it’s like she’s wearing 3 push-up bras at once just to keep those boys in check. AND WHO THE HELL WEARS ALL BLACK!? she fucking scares me now. Her look is like her movie career. it just gets worse and worse and…pretty much worse. she’s finished in like 6 years.
dannielynn'sdaddy | July 12, 2007 at 12:01 pm
24,
You can’t seriously think that Madonna looks better now than when she first came onto the scene as the original Boy Toy? You know, back when she had some padding and softness and a resemblance to Marilyn Monroe. She’s looking more and more like Edgar Winters to me every time I see her lately.
Crystal | July 12, 2007 at 12:08 pm
What’s up with that huge pimple on her tit in the last picture? ha ha ha.
my comment | July 12, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Cleavage with pimples?
No so neat.
Tessa | July 12, 2007 at 12:23 pm
OMG, she has my mom’s same age, the main difference is that Madonna has a large ammount of $ and she looks like shit, my mom looks like a normal 49 woman.
my comment | July 12, 2007 at 12:29 pm
For Christ’s sake, why do people insist on carrying phones around all the time? Buy a bag. Put the phone/ipod/blackberry down. for a minute. please?
Same goes for bottled water.
wanky | July 12, 2007 at 12:31 pm
ewwwww on the last pic you can clearly see a nasty pimple on her left tit! isnt she like 48 or something?? damn grandma make me some cookies!!
dannielynn'sdaddy | July 12, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Well, alright! It’s about time they got the drag queen impersonator advertisements up in here. Now it feels almost like Madonna is right here in the room.
gary | July 12, 2007 at 1:14 pm
sick – you think you’ve got a nipple in your mouth and you’re actually sucking a whitehead. And you just know she’ll make you swallow when it bursts.
miss oblivious | July 12, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Granny’s got talent, but she should put her bazongas away now; nobody wants to see that anymore. And she’s a weirdo and a snoot, but at least she can sing. More than I can say for a lot of other “singers” now a days.
wienus | July 12, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Who is this shrivelled pear with a big wig on it’s head? Wasn’t she only sort of pretty 3 decades ago.. so why does anyone want to look at it now?? BOOO!
lambman | July 12, 2007 at 2:02 pm
it just sounds to me like she was trying to avoid attention at a concert for somebody else…that seems polite. The cape thing is weird as hell, but her intentions seemed to be in the right place
kait | July 12, 2007 at 2:08 pm
It’s a relief to see that her 49 YO cleavage and chest area looks just as aged as mine does, and that her chemically abused hair is just as broken as mine. I was starting to think I looked past my prime or something.
Guy | July 12, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Fucking bitch, I don’t think she has ever come up with anything original. She is always fucking copying other good artists, in both her music and the way she looks.
Thank God she hasn’t raped Debbie Harry’s 80′s look yet.
Guy | July 12, 2007 at 3:12 pm
P.s.
She can’t sing, but she can talk into this microphone which gives her this real cool robot voice :D
i hate you too! | July 12, 2007 at 4:25 pm
#27, Never have I seen her resemble Marilyn in the slightest bit… not once! And I think she still has plenty of padding except maybe it just so happens to be in her bra…?
flyby | July 12, 2007 at 4:25 pm
yeah…wasn’t it just a few years ago she was doing that grandma-dancing-to-techno thing?
michelle | July 12, 2007 at 5:03 pm
I love the huge zit on her boob in picture #8.
Shaun Diamonds | July 12, 2007 at 5:25 pm
State of her
Tinkerintenor | July 12, 2007 at 6:15 pm
I think you’re all just scared of her because she could clearly beat the shit out of you. I think even her boobs are muscular. And Chauncey, the reason she’s never been serious trouble is that she’s not a drug-addicted idiot with the IQ of a grapefruit like pretty much everyone else who’s ever featured on this page.
Chauncey Gardner | July 12, 2007 at 6:37 pm
#45,
She was married to Sean Penn; I’m sure she’s done her fair share of blow.
FRIST!!! | July 12, 2007 at 8:14 pm
Why in the fuck doesn’t she learn how to style her hair?!?!?
Or at least hire someone with taste todo it for her…Yuk!!!
hater_hater | July 12, 2007 at 9:11 pm
Leave her alone!, or the gay mafia will give you head while you sleep.
HeavenScent | July 12, 2007 at 9:38 pm
*Madonna bursts into song* “Don’t Cry for me, Superficial! The truth is I’m fucking ugly! All thru the 90′s, a talentless whore, now in 07, just a withered 49 year old bore….”
is she borrowing wigs from Spears ?
krazihottkelli?????? | July 12, 2007 at 10:32 pm
Madonna iz now England
and Europez problem…
American iz done with
her..zhe iz no longer
American to uz…
I think itz zad when a
uzed up performer pullz
publicity ztuntz juzt for
a bit of attention…like
that adoption and that
grozz kizz to Brittney
yearz ago..we can thank
Madonna for teachin that
ztupid zhit to her…now
we have to deal with her
crap..