Madonna is a hypocrite
In the latest issue of British Elle, Madonna says she’s worried because her daughter keeps wearing jeans that are too tight. She says:
“My daughter is going through a phase of wearing jeans that are so tight she can’t bend her knees in them. I have a go at her and say, ‘Can’t you wear something else? You have a closet full of clothes and you wear the same pants every day. And please wear a belt because I don’t want to see your butt crack when you bend over.'”
Madonna getting upset with her daughter for dressing too slutty is like Mr. T getting upset with his son for pitying too many fools. I think there was a period in Madonna’s life where all she wore was spaghetti pasta and condoms.
NOTE: It looks like Madonna attended a semester at Pink’s School for Looking Like a Dude. And I think she already completed the course on arms.