Madonna is a crazy psycho killer
Madonna claims she stopped hunting when a pheasant she shot fell to her feet and started pouring out blood.
“I was mad for shooting a couple of years ago,” she tells Tatler magazine. “I loved my bespoke outfits and everything. It was so much fun. That all changed when a bird dropped in front of me that I’d shot. It wasn’t dead. It got up, and it was really suffering. Blood was gushing out of its mouth, and it was struggling . . . I haven’t shot since . . . I realized I had a kind of bloodlust, and was manically shooting things and trying to kill as many birds as possible.”
I don’t really care if she hunts or not, I’m just glad that she was quoted as saying she “had a kind of bloodlust, and was manically shooting things and trying to kill as many birds as possible.” Usually when I picture Madonna I picture a bony corpse trying desperately to look sexy, but thanks to this article I can replace that with an image of a bony corpse trying desperately to shoot birds to death. The difference is subtle, but one involves a pair of hot shorts, and the other involves a cocked rifle and a lot of foaming at the mouth.
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