Swedish pop star Robyn was excited to open a handful of European shows for Madonna’s “Sticky & Sweet” tour until she found out the Mummy has strict rules, according to Page Six:
Robyn told her hometown Swedish paper that she and her crew were told “not to approach Madonna, not to speak to Madonna and, above all, no pictures . . . I hadn’t expected any glamour, but it’s strange that they assume that the first thing you’re gonna do is run after Madonna and ask for an autograph. My worst nightmare would be to turn into Madonna.
Robyn, it’s everybody’s worst nightmare to turn into Madonna – including Madonna. Seriously. I heard she looks at herself each morning in the mirror and says “Dammit, Madonna. Why did you turn into Madonna?” Then she eats a baby from a small African village and does Pilates. True story.
obama is going to win you gay ass pieces of shit
Madonna has turned into a stringy, sucked out sort of thing. Ew.
It doesn’t surprise me that she sucks the life out of others, too.
she looks like shes been gang banged, but really, what self respecting gang would bang her? maybe the rolling stones.
EWW! It looks like she has very STD out there. Oh wait… it’s Madonna, she does.
EWW! It looks like she has very STD out there. Oh wait… it’s Madonna, she does.
So Robyn [Miss Eurotrash as some yankee-doodle-wanks on here refer to her] isn’t mad on “her”…The infamy!
goddamn!!
this fuckin bitch just won’t stop her “tour of terror”
that is some seriously ghastly shit goin on there.
someone puhleez get some holy water and melt this awful abomination away!!
i bet she really thinks she still looks sexy but, that was like 20 years ago.
enough of the crypt keeper’s girlfriend- she is simply too frightening to look at.
and her personality is as awful as her body/corpse.
if there really is a god out there- please help us now lord, stop her please, i beg you!!!!!!!!!
Every time i look at Madonna lately, I’m strongly reminded of Willam Defoe in the Boondock Saints. I think they may have been separated at birth.
I don’t know of any Americans who would want to emigrate to your piece of shit country. America exists because England sucks. Why don’t you go back there, get drunk, pass out in the street like all your fellow countrymen and women and take it up the ass like the mentally off shit head you are?
hey yank and wank, yes the only time you want us over there is when that little piece of crap island is in trouble, like ww1,ww2. then you guys couldnt wait to be saved. oh, by the way, i was stationed there in the early 70s, and had to step over all the drunks in the street after closing time. remind your citizens to pee inside, not in their pants or on the walkways. by the way, we still have many thousands of military in your country, probably because you cant afford a 1st rate military. it didnt shock me that your captured men [by the iranians] talked and surrenderred without firing a shot. britannia rules the waves my ass. keep madonna, we dont want her back, she a skank, like most of you. one more thing. do you guys have dentists yet? if so, use them.
GRANDMA wants still entertain fifteen year old kids.
This what they call: COCAINE-ADDICT-DESPERATE(C.A.D.), folks!!
Fuck you American cunts. Your country sucks, your people suck, your army sucks, your sports suck, your politicians suck, your cars suck, your food sucks, your beer sucks, your fashion sucks, your music sucks, and your movies suck. DIAF you fat, greasy maggots.
#62
Shut up. This is the best (and one of the youngest) countries in the world.
And the stupid FRENCH helped us kick your lame British asses during the Revolutionary War…yes, the frogs had their self serving motives..but still.
Brittania hasn’t “ruled the waves” for a LONG time. America does.
Blow me.
Oh, and Madonna? There is a reason she lives in England. SHE’S INSANE.
#62 you better hope the american army is good, because if its not you better brush up on your russian or farsi, and if its not, the west is doomed. only difference is, you will go long before us yanks do.
She has to have a mad case a flesh-eating bacteria. No amount of exercise in the world makes your arms and thighs look like that.
“The woman should be put into an institution where her body can be cared for properly.”
@44, She should be put into a pyramid where her body can be cared for properly. It’s already mummified, so let the ancient Egyptians take it from there.
BTW, why did an innocent Les Paul have to suffer in the making of these pics? Or for that matter, an innocent camera? Inanimate objects have rights, too!
fucking zombie
What is going to happen when madonna’s kids get older and they realise that there Mom was a whore ? Wow she really is a pig.
What is going to happen when madonna’s kids get older and they realise that there Mom was a whore ? Wow she really is a pig.
WHAT DO YOU THINK MADONNA’S KID’S ARE GOING TO THINK WHEN THEY REALISE THERE MOM WAS A WHORE?
mott the hoople in drag.
madonna is my bicht!!!
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That’s why America is in a world of shit right now. Self righteous attitudes like #59, 60. Step outside of the American borders and you’re hated, all because a small number of americans spew shit like that. Can’t you people understand how the rest of the world is sick and tired of hearing about how you’re better than everyone else, and its the best country, and we’re the best. We’re all sick and tired of hearing your self righteous diatribes…narcissists. Humility is not in your vocabulary. Wake up AMERICA! You’re not the best anymore….don’t think you ever were. Wake up…you’re going down, you’re going down hard and its all your own doing.
Funny how Robyn denied ever saying this, I met Madonna once (I have cancer) and she gave me pit passes to one of her shows (and she covers over 35,000 a month in meds for me not to mention countless others who she helps) So calling hera bitch is not true! She was a true lady to all of us who were there. Madonna is not past her expiration date either, its so strange how so many people attach her –yet have never met her its puzzling to me. Madonna has given millions away from day 1 to help other with cancer, AIDS and more yet gets trashed while others far less impressive get praised. Madonna may be tough she had to be to make it in what was then a mans business, no one lsts 25 years on top by allowing other to walk all over her ..this should be admired not attacked. And her heart has always been gold ask the millions who she has helped, over 1 million kids eat now and get medical care because Madonna pays out of her own pocket, so call her what you want the truth is she is far better than the moral majority anymore and she is an angel where it counts.
Long live the Queen!