If you’re like me, you lie awake at night wondering if Madonna’s arms are still continuing their trek to becoming emaciated pythons of doom. Look no further, friend. To be honest, I’m glad she’s on our side. If danger ever sets foot in America, I know Madonna will unleash her Kaballah uppercut and send those terrorist bastards into orbit. Provided we always have dinner on the table and don’t ask where she goes at night. (Hint: Underground arm wrestling competitions – with cyborgs.)
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Looks like Bruce Springsteen
dude looks like a lady? she is a lady dumb ass
she can curl 50 pounds each arm. Read that a couple of years ago.
Men usually dont like women who seem more powerful. It’s threatening. Blah Blah, unattractive blah. Yeah, but it’s still threatening.
Her arms are repulsive. You can actually see the individual tendons!
I’d take Janice over her any day.
I just got that about the two tickets to the gun show.
she’s so gross. Its pathetic how she’s always flexing those things to try and show them off. I bet her dick is shrunken from all the steroids.
good call whoever said she looked like carrot. With gap-teeth.
Nobody has anything to say about the dead animal wrapped around the most swelled head in the world?
She’s such a hypocrite. For years she was so proud to be a vegetarian, but now she wears fur and has hunts on her property.
Every time she passes a normal steppingstone in a human’s life, she acts like she was the first person to discover it. She was the first person to discover the joys of being a mother. She was the first person to expand her Catholic upbringing by exploring different religions. She was the first person to go bisexual for a minute. Then, she was the first person that decided it’s more mellow to settle down with a fellow and 2.5 children.
i can’ wait til she’s the first person who discovers going away and letting the rest of the world have a day without having to see her ugly mug.
Madonna is hot and extremely talented. And the best part is that she wouldn’t give a shit what a bunch of losers trolling the internet have to say about her.
@44 Arrrrgggg…you got me with the Englishman comment. Shiver me timbers.
And why did I type that like a pirate, I’ll tell you why; I don’t know. Happy April Fools Day everyone.
if you really wanna compete with mary-kate
the fur is gonna need bloody edges
however…
here’s hoping
that
you wont feel the need…
oh and 44… no he’s not…
he’s a snot nosed baby who wished he was
but he’s getting treated as if he was
which… of course…
could be part of the problem…
…not our problem of course
martiniis all round ?
Is that Owen Wilson? His pecs are so impressive they look like man boobs!
So much for Tracey Anderson claiming that her workouts don’t result in bulk (she the trainer walking alongside She-Man, Mastress of The Universe)
That woman she’s with? Her name’s Tracy and she’s from Noblesville, IN. She’s wanted in Hamilton Cnty for FRAUD. She is a personal trainer, and opened a studio in Carmel a few yrs ago, bilking clients & investers out of 100′s of thousands of $$ to support her “lifestyle”. She also bled dry the man she convinced to leave his wife & kids, marry her, build her a huge house and the prototypes for the exercise machines that she then apparently sold to Madonna and some other celebrities but kept all the $$ herself (thus the fraud charges). She doesn’t come home much anymore. Isn’t that AWESOME??? Madonna hangs out with CRIMINALS!!
@ 43. Um I am Nigerian….what the hell is wrong with you? Freak!
See, I wish I could at least have those abs, and hell, even those arms, but keep my same, feminine face. You know? I mean, kinda mix and match. Keep the d-cups but get a 6 pack just under them? Then, I could get out there, and really, you know, DANCE!
You can almost see her cock in that photo.
She looks damned good, and if she does have a cock, I’d love to ride it ;-)
Madonna clearly doesn’t seem to sweat as much as her trainer does
Guys, Donald Trump Hates the Environment:
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Obviously she needs to keep in shape and look attractive for the industry she’s in. However, her arms are so sinewy and masculine she’s actually doing the opposite and looking unattractive. On her video clips, even though she always wears tights in some form, her legs also look very muscular. Seems like she’s crossed over the line and become obsessive. Toned looks nice on a woman – arms like Madonna’s do not.
Oh my god! Someone get her the number for a vet because those pythons are sick!
I rushed over to see what all the fuss was about. What a beat up! Her biceps should be bigger like a real woman. Who wants to get intimate with a stick? Maybe some of these previous commenters. Ha!
Yeesh. That is quite frightening. She really is turning into a man. If you don’t believe me check this out:
http://www.apollospad.com/webisodes/75
Why are Madonnas gym partners shorter than her? shes only about 5’2! does she pick birds who are even shorter to make her look tall? stupid cow!
Why are Madonnas gym partners shorter than her? shes only about 5’2! does she pick birds who are even shorter to make her look tall? stupid cow!
She’s using steroids lol….don’t worry woman, working out isn’t going to make you look like this or get jacked or manly. It’s very hard to muscle on especially if you’re not using steroids.
She’s probably taking Anavar and HGH, maybe some Winny.