Madonna has fake eyelashes
Madonna has gotten a pair of fake eyelashes made from mink and studded with diamonds from Japanese makeup artist Shu Uemura. The Scoop alleges that the mink is real but they’re not sure about the diamonds. I’ll just go ahead and assume the diamonds are real as well though, because the more ridiculous the story the better. I’m surprised Madonna doesn’t just have humans murdered so she can harvest actual eyelashes. Sure, you could probably just pluck them, but why pull eyelashes from somebody who’s alive when you can do it from somebody that’s dead? Just do the math, man.