Madonna has gotten a pair of fake eyelashes made from mink and studded with diamonds from Japanese makeup artist Shu Uemura. The Scoop alleges that the mink is real but they’re not sure about the diamonds. I’ll just go ahead and assume the diamonds are real as well though, because the more ridiculous the story the better. I’m surprised Madonna doesn’t just have humans murdered so she can harvest actual eyelashes. Sure, you could probably just pluck them, but why pull eyelashes from somebody who’s alive when you can do it from somebody that’s dead? Just do the math, man.
Madonna has fake eyelashes
February 27th, 2006 // 38 Comments
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HollyJ | February 27, 2006 at 1:45 pm
Is it just me, or has she had a face lift? She looks different.
Ez-EEEE | February 27, 2006 at 1:51 pm
nah no face lift. semen is great for the skin. and nobody takes it in the face like madonna.
not-one-of-you | February 27, 2006 at 2:02 pm
she has had something done, if not a facelift. she fugly.
jennifer11 | February 27, 2006 at 2:03 pm
uh… yeah.
i got nothin’
beautysofa | February 27, 2006 at 2:04 pm
She got them from Shu Uemura the makeup BRAND not the makeup artist. Duh! They had a massive PR move by offering these ridiculous sets of mink eyelashes to celebs, usually put in the goodie bags given at various awards and bashes.
Xanthia | February 27, 2006 at 2:04 pm
She needed those fake eyelashes to go with her fake British accent and fake personality.
Does anyone else ever look at her and want a twinkie just to keep from looking like that????
Tha-Flash | February 27, 2006 at 2:07 pm
I’d heard about this before.
ihatecelebs | February 27, 2006 at 2:11 pm
Madonna’s a self-centerd pig – always has been. I don’t buy her “spirituality” for a second. Doesn’t that dopey, half-ass religion of hers teach anything about killing animals to make your old, tired, saggy face look better? Stupid cunt. Someone off her, please.
ESQ | February 27, 2006 at 2:17 pm
Great, just what I want to see a Madonna looking like herself in drag.
gogoboots | February 27, 2006 at 2:24 pm
i think Madonna is morphing into a drag queen. who else would want mink eyelashes encrusted in diamonds? maybe she’s trying really hard to set a trend here, like she did in the 80s. sorry maddie, you’re not the trendsetter you used to be, in fact, you’re more like that weird grandmother who wears leotards in public.
SuperSpence | February 27, 2006 at 2:28 pm
It’s only a matter of time before Madonna begins to bathe in the blood of virgin maidens.
Mary45 | February 27, 2006 at 2:29 pm
WTF??? Get an eyelash weave and get over it already. Gross hag!
Devil Is Chrome | February 27, 2006 at 2:43 pm
Oxygen machines in the house – mink eyelashes – bizarre cult associations – Farah Fawcett hairdos…
This train wreck is going to be awesome.
Madonna isn’t growing old as gracefully as she would like everyone to think.
LoneWolf | February 27, 2006 at 2:50 pm
I had heard about this before too, but I think it was J-Lo, not Madonna. Sounds like she’s behind the curve. Or maybe mink diamond studded eyelashes are standard issue for fading has-been’s. Does Sharon Stone have a set?
Xanthia | February 27, 2006 at 3:03 pm
LoneWolf: Rumor has it that Sharon Stone has a pair as well. She just wears them in the nether regions so they can be seen more.
smartass | February 27, 2006 at 3:05 pm
Totally agree #8. I read that her husband is getting sick of her high maintenance control freak attitude & wants to do what he wants to do once in awhile. What a puss.
Zanna | February 27, 2006 at 3:06 pm
Ohhh, Xanthia you took my joke!!! Great minds think alike…..
Xanthia | February 27, 2006 at 3:35 pm
HA!! Scary ain’t it Zanna????
senin | February 27, 2006 at 4:02 pm
Whatever – all I can say is she looks a whole lot better than Janice Dickinson.
Jacq | February 27, 2006 at 4:15 pm
Her skin looks pulled tighter than a drum. She’s all powdery, too. I bet she’s gone so far as to turn Bitish fop, wig and all. Hope she smells better than she looks.
happy_bunny | February 27, 2006 at 4:23 pm
Only assholes wear fur.
cibby | February 27, 2006 at 4:48 pm
Ah, Madonna… there’s no better way to show that you haven’t aged gracefully…
Cat | February 27, 2006 at 5:01 pm
It was J-Lo but the eyelashes were fox not mink and this was YEARS ago. Madonna is definatley behind on this one.
Zanna | February 27, 2006 at 5:38 pm
I’ll tell you what we’ve got here….we’ve got a “Norma Desmond” case on our hands. Read the first paragraph and substitute Norma Desmond for “Madonna”. And it works!
http://www.enterstageright.com/archive/articles/0505/0505closeup.htm
and here is the picture to back it up:
http://pwp.netcabo.pt/0210980301/m/sunset.jpeg
I’M READY FOR MY CLOSEUP MR. DEMILLE!
HughJorganthethird | February 27, 2006 at 5:47 pm
Somewhere, trapped in a Siberian mink farm, a freezing, caged mink tries to cry itself to sleep but can’t, because Madonna has harvested it’s eyelids.
Slut
HollyJ | February 27, 2006 at 9:31 pm
WHORE!!!
Sorry about the outburst. Yelling profanities seems to be the “Monday thing” around here, and I hadn’t had a chance to try it yet.
I must say, I feel that I’ve been missing out. …Feels pretty good…
SLUT!!!
HollyJ | February 27, 2006 at 9:34 pm
http://surgerynews.net/news/0204/celeb020401.htm
in case you’re interested
hafaball | February 28, 2006 at 1:37 am
That’s probably just about the way she’ll look when she’s dead. There’s pale, like me, and then there’s “I seest to exist pale.” Plus, what was diamond? her eyelashes? When you have diamond eyelashes…you’re very fucking rich.
slinkhard | February 28, 2006 at 4:43 am
I’m sure she has had work done, but Hollyj, that article is written by a Daily Mail writer, and they’re certifiably insane. Like, Ann Coulter level. I wouldn’t trust that paper to tell me the sky was blue.
Madonna | February 28, 2006 at 7:13 am
This is really old news, and I said that the diamonds were NOT real on Entertainment Tonight like 5 months ago.
jugsgirl | February 28, 2006 at 9:52 am
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nutt is natures botox.
nutt is natures conditioner.
dodah1 | February 28, 2006 at 11:05 am
Even though I’m crazy about Madonna, I’m not crazy about the eyelashes. They were made for her and she put the diamonds on herself.
I read the guy who made them was upset that she didn’t credit him after all the publicity they got. Tough shit!
Don'tPanic | February 28, 2006 at 11:28 am
Great post #6 I was thinking the same thing!
Mr. Fritz | February 28, 2006 at 2:24 pm
Number #13, LMAO with that one. Madonna is getting scarier as she gets older. I wonder what her daughter is going to turn into when she is a teenager. This will be fun.
HughJorganthethird | February 28, 2006 at 7:11 pm
I love how in her last two videos she has tried to start a “ridiculous leotard and feathered hair” trend. I guess to no avail since I haven’t seen anyone retarded enough yet to dress like that. But again, I live aound the Amish so..
TheLusciousDeluxe | March 2, 2006 at 4:48 pm
Funny how she’s willing to do just about anything for attention these days, even fall off her horse and injure herself, but the general public still doesn’t care.
dodah1 | March 4, 2006 at 7:12 pm
The feathered hair is in, and Madonna is getting more PR than ever. Suck it up!
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so what?