Madonna has chin hair. So hot.

February 22nd, 2009 // 188 Comments

Madonna stopped by an LA Kabbalah center Friday night sporting some noticeable facial hair on her chin. After seeing these pics, I take back everything I’ve ever said about her. She is totally getting hotter! For real, if Madonna grows a goat beard, I’m going to be so jealous of Jesus Luz. Talk about finding a treasure trove of sexy, you lucky bastard.

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  1. Shaun

    First! Yuck, what a beast. Jesus must be gay if he likes hairy women like that.

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  3. lauren

    ewww

  4. hmm. .

    huh?

  5. Not CandyO

    Photo-shopped.

  6. Bless my soul, bless God. From head to toe, I’ll bless his holy name!
    O my soul, bless God,
    don’t forget a single blessing!

    3-5 He forgives your sins–every one.
    He heals your diseases–every one.
    He redeems you from hell–saves your life!
    He crowns you with love and mercy–a paradise crown.
    He wraps you in goodness–beauty eternal.
    He renews your youth–you’re always young in his presence.

    6-18 God makes everything come out right;
    he puts victims back on their feet.
    He showed Moses how he went about his work,
    opened up his plans to all Israel.
    God is sheer mercy and grace;
    not easily angered, he’s rich in love.
    He doesn’t endlessly nag and scold,
    nor hold grudges forever.
    He doesn’t treat us as our sins deserve,
    nor pay us back in full for our wrongs.
    As high as heaven is over the earth,
    so strong is his love to those who fear him.
    And as far as sunrise is from sunset,
    he has separated us from our sins.
    As parents feel for their children,
    God feels for those who fear him.
    He knows us inside and out,
    keeps in mind that we’re made of mud.
    Men and women don’t live very long;
    like wildflowers they spring up and blossom,
    But a storm snuffs them out just as quickly,
    leaving nothing to show they were here.
    God’s love, though, is ever and always,
    eternally present to all who fear him,
    Making everything right for them and their children
    as they follow his Covenant ways
    and remember to do whatever he said.

    19-22 God has set his throne in heaven;
    he rules over us all. He’s the King!
    So bless God, you angels,
    ready and able to fly at his bidding,
    quick to hear and do what he says.
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    alert to respond to whatever he wills.
    Bless God, all creatures, wherever you are–
    everything and everyone made by God.
    And you, O my soul, bless God!

  7. lauren

    I love Madonna!

  8. Jessica

    Well…we all knew she was on steroids, right?

  9. Jessica

    Well…we all knew she was on steroids, right?

  10. Shaun

    I want to date Madonna and study Kaballah!

  11. sushi

    Now I see what she has in common with A-Rod besides fucking anything that walks.

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  14. Jessica

    This website is stupid!

  15. anthonyOA

    holy shit look at her hands!

    hands of the fucking crypt keeper.

  16. Jessica

    WHAT? That last post wasn’t me!

  17. Jessica

    O, yes I AM!

  18. anthonyOA

    I am mimi!

  19. Steve

    After a day like today… you deserve to take a day off, Fish-Man!

  20. Fati

    There is nothing strange about a 50-something woman having facial hair. However, when you have millions of dollars, why the hell wouldn’t you get a laser hair removal? Is Kaballah against hair-removal? Hahaha.

  21. Fati

    I had total body laser hair removal myself.

  22. chilly

    I’m her big fan. I have invited over 5.000 fans to a celebrity&millionaire romance site called’ MillionaireLoving. C O M ‘ we built a big fan club for her at the forum, it is very hot, guys, let`s join if you are her fan too.

  23. anthonyOA

    I want to date Madonna and study Kaballah!

  24. Big Al

    Q: What is the difference between and Italian woman and a catfish?

    A: One has whiskers and smells and the other is a fish.

  25. Big Al

    Q: What is the difference between an asshole and Big Al?

    A: NOTHING!

  26. ed

    That’s her jaw, you idiot.

  27. nursey

    Those are veins on her jaw.

  28. poetryfan

    Forget this crap!

    I WANT POETRY!

  29. Kellyy

    The braided-donut hairstyle really adds to the whole “I am Olga, a weightleefting chompion” that the chin hair entails. Yumm.

  30. lulz

    Meh, people shouldn’t complain about the celebrities’ obsession with botox and plastic surgery, seeing how famous people get bitched at for some hair on their cheeks, which isn’t gross or abnormal at all for + 50 years old people, ffs. -_-

  31. poetryfan

    BTW… Jesus loves me. (Not Madonna’s jesus)

  32. poetryfan

    Where did all the trolls come from?

  33. troll

    We’ve always lived here under the bride poetryfan!

  34. poetryfan

    Don’t you mean bridge?

  35. troll

    I mean BRIDE!

    Get back under the bridge before I smack you, Mrs. Troll!

  36. Adam

    Good thing that she still has money. Otherwise I doubt she would still be able to attract ethnically correct young gigolo’s.

  37. poetryfan

    CRUNCH…. SMACK… STAB!!!!

    AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!

    I did it! I killed the troll!

    Don’t you wish it were that easy Fish-Head?

  38. Adam

    No… EVE… get back…

    SMACK!

    I’m sorry! The apple was all my fault!

    Have a nice necterine!

  39. Face It

    There are two people posting. I know who I am and you know who you are.

    Maybe if you leave me alone I’ll leave you alone.

  40. sin

    She has enough facial hair to make every 13 year old boy jelous.

  41. sin

    But I’m still 10 years old and sleep with my mommy… so spank me!

  42. God loves Madonna and Jesus wants her back.

  43. darth vader

    whats up with all the trolls?

  44. Cassie

    Looks photo shopped. You’d think if she would have such a problem, that it would have been taken care of. I doubt, seeing how disciplined she is with her body and music, that she would not let something like that go un taken care of.

  45. Sasha

    Ummm everyone has faint chin hair like that. Let me guess, you think female mustaches are non-existent, too? I just waxed mine the other day.

  46. darth vader

    I’m a troll and you’re a troll and everybody is a troll,

    Wouldn’t you like to be a troll too?

  47. Cassie

    Fish could stop it if he wanted to…. but Fish is here as a troll.

  48. I’m Fish too!

  49. Steve

    No shit? No wonder it’s getting so weird. And I thought it was all mimi!

  50. Fish eater

    We are actually alone here and we both know it!

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