Madonna has chin hair. So hot.

February 22nd, 2009 // 188 Comments

Madonna stopped by an LA Kabbalah center Friday night sporting some noticeable facial hair on her chin. After seeing these pics, I take back everything I’ve ever said about her. She is totally getting hotter! For real, if Madonna grows a goat beard, I’m going to be so jealous of Jesus Luz. Talk about finding a treasure trove of sexy, you lucky bastard.

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Comments (188)

  1. Shaun | February 22, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    First! Yuck, what a beast. Jesus must be gay if he likes hairy women like that.

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  2. theSuperficalWriter | February 22, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    I apologize for offensive comments on this website, but I am not responsible.

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  3. lauren | February 22, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    ewww

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  4. hmm. . | February 22, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    huh?

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  5. Not CandyO | February 22, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    Photo-shopped.

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  6. Bibleguy | February 22, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    Bless my soul, bless God. From head to toe, I’ll bless his holy name!
    O my soul, bless God,
    don’t forget a single blessing!

    3-5 He forgives your sins–every one.
    He heals your diseases–every one.
    He redeems you from hell–saves your life!
    He crowns you with love and mercy–a paradise crown.
    He wraps you in goodness–beauty eternal.
    He renews your youth–you’re always young in his presence.

    6-18 God makes everything come out right;
    he puts victims back on their feet.
    He showed Moses how he went about his work,
    opened up his plans to all Israel.
    God is sheer mercy and grace;
    not easily angered, he’s rich in love.
    He doesn’t endlessly nag and scold,
    nor hold grudges forever.
    He doesn’t treat us as our sins deserve,
    nor pay us back in full for our wrongs.
    As high as heaven is over the earth,
    so strong is his love to those who fear him.
    And as far as sunrise is from sunset,
    he has separated us from our sins.
    As parents feel for their children,
    God feels for those who fear him.
    He knows us inside and out,
    keeps in mind that we’re made of mud.
    Men and women don’t live very long;
    like wildflowers they spring up and blossom,
    But a storm snuffs them out just as quickly,
    leaving nothing to show they were here.
    God’s love, though, is ever and always,
    eternally present to all who fear him,
    Making everything right for them and their children
    as they follow his Covenant ways
    and remember to do whatever he said.

    19-22 God has set his throne in heaven;
    he rules over us all. He’s the King!
    So bless God, you angels,
    ready and able to fly at his bidding,
    quick to hear and do what he says.
    Bless God, all you armies of angels,
    alert to respond to whatever he wills.
    Bless God, all creatures, wherever you are–
    everything and everyone made by God.
    And you, O my soul, bless God!

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  7. lauren | February 22, 2009 at 6:06 pm

    I love Madonna!

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  8. Jessica | February 22, 2009 at 6:06 pm

    Well…we all knew she was on steroids, right?

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  9. Jessica | February 22, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    Well…we all knew she was on steroids, right?

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  10. Shaun | February 22, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    I want to date Madonna and study Kaballah!

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  11. sushi | February 22, 2009 at 6:09 pm

    Now I see what she has in common with A-Rod besides fucking anything that walks.

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  12. CandyO is BACK with a vengeance! | February 22, 2009 at 6:09 pm

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  13. sushi | February 22, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    I confess! I CONFESS!

    I am theSuperficalWriter and I am making up these posts all by myself!

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  14. Jessica | February 22, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    This website is stupid!

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  15. anthonyOA | February 22, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    holy shit look at her hands!

    hands of the fucking crypt keeper.

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  16. Jessica | February 22, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    WHAT? That last post wasn’t me!

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  17. Jessica | February 22, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    O, yes I AM!

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  18. anthonyOA | February 22, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    I am mimi!

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  19. Steve | February 22, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    After a day like today… you deserve to take a day off, Fish-Man!

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  20. Fati | February 22, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    There is nothing strange about a 50-something woman having facial hair. However, when you have millions of dollars, why the hell wouldn’t you get a laser hair removal? Is Kaballah against hair-removal? Hahaha.

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  21. Fati | February 22, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    I had total body laser hair removal myself.

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  22. chilly | February 22, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    I’m her big fan. I have invited over 5.000 fans to a celebrity&millionaire romance site called’ MillionaireLoving. C O M ‘ we built a big fan club for her at the forum, it is very hot, guys, let`s join if you are her fan too.

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  23. anthonyOA | February 22, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    I want to date Madonna and study Kaballah!

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  24. Big Al | February 22, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    Q: What is the difference between and Italian woman and a catfish?

    A: One has whiskers and smells and the other is a fish.

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  25. Big Al | February 22, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    Q: What is the difference between an asshole and Big Al?

    A: NOTHING!

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  26. ed | February 22, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    That’s her jaw, you idiot.

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  27. nursey | February 22, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    Those are veins on her jaw.

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  28. poetryfan | February 22, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    Forget this crap!

    I WANT POETRY!

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  29. Kellyy | February 22, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    The braided-donut hairstyle really adds to the whole “I am Olga, a weightleefting chompion” that the chin hair entails. Yumm.

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  30. lulz | February 22, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    Meh, people shouldn’t complain about the celebrities’ obsession with botox and plastic surgery, seeing how famous people get bitched at for some hair on their cheeks, which isn’t gross or abnormal at all for + 50 years old people, ffs. -_-

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  31. poetryfan | February 22, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    BTW… Jesus loves me. (Not Madonna’s jesus)

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  32. poetryfan | February 22, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    Where did all the trolls come from?

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  33. troll | February 22, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    We’ve always lived here under the bride poetryfan!

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  34. poetryfan | February 22, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    Don’t you mean bridge?

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  35. troll | February 22, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    I mean BRIDE!

    Get back under the bridge before I smack you, Mrs. Troll!

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  36. Adam | February 22, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    Good thing that she still has money. Otherwise I doubt she would still be able to attract ethnically correct young gigolo’s.

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  37. poetryfan | February 22, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    CRUNCH…. SMACK… STAB!!!!

    AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!

    I did it! I killed the troll!

    Don’t you wish it were that easy Fish-Head?

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  38. Adam | February 22, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    No… EVE… get back…

    SMACK!

    I’m sorry! The apple was all my fault!

    Have a nice necterine!

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  39. Face It | February 22, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    There are two people posting. I know who I am and you know who you are.

    Maybe if you leave me alone I’ll leave you alone.

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  40. sin | February 22, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    She has enough facial hair to make every 13 year old boy jelous.

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  41. sin | February 22, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    But I’m still 10 years old and sleep with my mommy… so spank me!

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  42. Bibleguy | February 22, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    God loves Madonna and Jesus wants her back.

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  43. darth vader | February 22, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    whats up with all the trolls?

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  44. Cassie | February 22, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    Looks photo shopped. You’d think if she would have such a problem, that it would have been taken care of. I doubt, seeing how disciplined she is with her body and music, that she would not let something like that go un taken care of.

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  45. Sasha | February 22, 2009 at 7:18 pm

    Ummm everyone has faint chin hair like that. Let me guess, you think female mustaches are non-existent, too? I just waxed mine the other day.

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  46. darth vader | February 22, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    I’m a troll and you’re a troll and everybody is a troll,

    Wouldn’t you like to be a troll too?

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  47. Cassie | February 22, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    Fish could stop it if he wanted to…. but Fish is here as a troll.

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  48. Sasha | February 22, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    I’m Fish too!

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  49. Steve | February 22, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    No shit? No wonder it’s getting so weird. And I thought it was all mimi!

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  50. Fish eater | February 22, 2009 at 7:27 pm

    We are actually alone here and we both know it!

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