Madonna has beautiful arms

July 23rd, 2007 // 116 Comments
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The Daily Mail has shots of Madonna in London with the most horrifying arms I’ve ever seen. Can you imagine the lucky guy that gets to have sex with this thing? He’d just be screaming the whole time, shaking his head side to side with tears streaming down his face. Although to be fair, these pictures came from the Daily Mail, who also claimed that Victoria Beckham’s legs look like this. I’m not saying this is Photoshopped, but if it turns out to be I wouldn’t exactly pee myself in surprise.

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  1. noangel

    @78 — you got me there! Here I was thinking, of all things, logically about how arms look under the muscles and other stuff, and I forgot that Madonna is basically stringy fake English chicken.

    I should take a class in photoshop. That could be fun, and land me a lucrative job at an English tabloid. Then I could leave my boring Midwestern existence and enjoy myself a little!

  2. imyourangel

    this is so fake.. i dont think there’s a human being has this kind of arm.. its so obvious that this is photoshopped…

  3. Me

    This is what body obsessed Kelly Ripa is going to look like. Gross.

  4. coco

    photoshop or not ppl know she does has muscular arms but in here they just look very ugly.

  5. Harry

    ARGH! It’s Voldemort!

  6. lolwut

    This is so stupid, why you would bother putting up photoshopped (and badly shopped I might add) pictures as news is beyond me.

  7. MonaLisa

    Why would they photoshop her arms?
    They’ve looked like this for years and years…..too much exerxise and human (?) growth hormone, and Madonna: Please stop beating your husband, you knew he made bad films before you married him!

  8. wtfdude

    It’s all those freaken drug-er- vitamin injections she takes.

  9. silvia

    Madonna is beautiful if you don`t see is your problem.Her eyes are like the spring, her mouth is sensual and has a nice body.And she`s a great artist with a amazing personality. Your commentarys about her arms are stupids.

  10. silvia

    Madonna is beautiful if you don`t see is your problem.Her eyes are like the spring, her mouth is sensual and has a nice body.And she`s a great artist with a amazing personality. Your commentarys about her arms are stupids.

  11. silvia your correct she is beautiful and her songs are tooo…

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  12. john

    oh guys u discust me.madonna lokks beautiful.sha got an amazing body as everyone knows.u are all jealous becouse she looks stunning at 50.mariah is a fucking ugly and she diddntt turns 40.get real madonna is freaking hot.

  13. She is still beautiful in her 50′s as she was in the 80′s

    http://dhivehi-songs.blogspot.com/

  14. PBJLBP

    you guys are so mean. leave Madonna alone.
    sure her arm is a little photoshoppedin the picture.
    but your not perfect either there is probably parts of you
    that people coudl say OMG SICK DISGUSTING.
    and post on and on about it.

    so lay off.

  15. the Boss Lady

    She looks like she over exercises and diets or doesn’t eat.

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