Madonna has beautiful arms

July 23rd, 2007 // 116 Comments
madonna-monster-arm.jpg

The Daily Mail has shots of Madonna in London with the most horrifying arms I’ve ever seen. Can you imagine the lucky guy that gets to have sex with this thing? He’d just be screaming the whole time, shaking his head side to side with tears streaming down his face. Although to be fair, these pictures came from the Daily Mail, who also claimed that Victoria Beckham’s legs look like this. I’m not saying this is Photoshopped, but if it turns out to be I wouldn’t exactly pee myself in surprise.

superficial

  1. (10) You a sick fucker. So, your saying that you would fuck the old hag and
    your mother. You need to kill yourself right now.

  2. goonly

    Wow. The site looks all fancy. Nice. Anyway, these are totally photoshopped.

  3. Lowlands

    It’s a kind of logical that Madonna her arms are muscular.Imagine yourself carrying day-in day-out heavy bags filled with piles of cash? Great daily workout for the arms.

  4. MrSemprini

    Why did she get ferret implants in her arms like that?

  5. Sauron

    Well,i wouldn’t mind to carry those heavy bags for her.She can trust me,i’ll return the empty bags to her for a reload.

  6. BaldAsBritney

    At least they match her face.

  7. adeliza

    Her arms look like Victoria Beckham’s legs.

  8. Lowlands

    For sure this woman is in top-shape.Anybody knows which sport she’s going to perform on the Olympic Games 2008?

  9. Hey bitchez, ba bzz vrm vrrrrm
    sho za griz flump
    roz piff zme saz baza
    dimz dum plez grup he
    na bur tef
    grippe spleez????????????

    And this is why I think that The universe arose spontaneously, through self-organizing evolution, based on the self-evident principles of variation and natural selection.

  10. zzz Kelli zzz

    Kelli proves Darwin was wrong about evolution

  11. zzz Kelli zzz

    Kelli proves Darwin was wrong about evolution

  12. noangel

    It’s anatomically impossible for arms to look like this.

    Thin, yes, but you’d be seeing bone instead of the the radius and ulna lying parallel to each other. The pronator muscle (which turns your hand upside-down) crosses the bones.

    When arms get thin sunken musculatur doesn’t show up, the bones do. This is so obviously photoshopped even a computer neaderthal like me could see it.

  13. noangel

    It’s anatomically impossible for arms to look like this.

    Thin, yes, but you’d be seeing bone instead of the the radius and ulna lying parallel to each other. The pronator muscle (which turns your hand upside-down) crosses the bones.

    When arms get thin sunken musculatur doesn’t show up, the bones do. This is so obviously photoshopped even a computer neaderthal like me could see it.

  14. dav

    omg !!!!!!!! thats very cruel !!!!! ewwww!!!!

  15. dav

    omg !!!!!!!! thats very cruel !!!!! ewwww!!!!

  16. If anyone sees kelli I must ask you to call me immediately, she has just undergone a lobotomy and is rather unstable.

  17. cHRIST ON A cROTCH

    Ummmm, Mr. Neurosurgeon, sir, if she indeed had a lobotomy, and I don’t doubt she needs one, she wouldn’t be writing anything. She’d be lucky enough to pick up a spoon and eat cornflakes.

    Now, Mr. Drug Dispenser, stop giving Kelli that dust, you bastard!

    Poor poor kelli….

  18. Christ on a Crotch

    Ummmm, Mr. Neurosurgeon, sir, if she indeed had a lobotomy, and I don’t doubt she needs one, she wouldn’t be writing anything. She’d be lucky enough to pick up a spoon and eat cornflakes.

    Now, Mr. Drug Dispenser, stop giving Kelli that dust, you bastard!

    Poor poor kelli….

  19. wedgeone

    #25 – 26: if you’re going to go through the effort to fix your typos, you could all least fix all of them. It’s “far”, not “for”.

    #36 – Add old age and a stringed musical instrument??

    So Photoshopped that this whole article is not even worth posting to the site. Posting gossip, rumor and conjecture I can tolerate, but out-and-out phony shit?

  20. jrzmommy

    Surely those are Tammy Faye’s arms……..

  21. Italian Stallion

    People don’t preach, she’s just losing meat, people don’t preach, she’s just getting weak. Would you look at her arms, their getting boney and flabby. I said, boney and flabby, Ewwww, Uhhhhh………….

  22. nagger please

    I would like to thank Madonna for saving the world. Who would have thought that we could save the world by simply jumping up and down..

    Thank You, Madonna!!!

  23. Jon

    I don’t like boiled. Wake me up when they’re roasted.

  24. herbiefrog

    she seems to have abandoned her quest…

    come on babe…

    thought you were preparing a house for us ?

  25. my comment

    #64 noangel
    nonsense! the arms match the face. BOILED CHICKEN!

  26. dirtymartini

    Amazing shape.. She’s just walking, carrying her heavy bag with her fist clenched.. Anybody who’s been working out for twenty years would look like that when not at rest.. And I guess nobody would be so disgusted in seeing her rock hard butt and abs.. FAT FREE FOR EVER!!

  27. die young and pretty

    Other pictures of madoodoo’s freaky, wrangly arms abound. Doesn’t matter if this one’s photoshopped or not. Check out pictures of aging rockers (e.g. Jagger).

    Jack Lalanne knew how to keep an old bod in shape, but he was nutty for it.

    You can have a few taut muscles encased in an aged arm, but the surrounding dead, old-people stinking skin and flab flaps make it look weird as hell if you work the Jagger-Madonna plan.

  28. restaurant

    Customer: “Waiter! This chicken is tough and stringy! Take it back and bring me something young and tender.”
    Waiter: “Mr. Richie, your food hasn’t been served yet…”

  29. LivewireT

    Kinda looks like she has a snake or 2 in her arms

  30. LivewireT

    Kinda looks like she has a snake or 2 in her arms

  31. Kitty

    I have a close friend who works at a 5 star hotel in Boston…and he told me that he has served Madonna cocktails and he said that her arms are really fleshy and saggy. Poor thing…Sucks to get old.

  32. cl

    I would do her just so I could say I’m that guy–yeah thats right I did madonna-like a virgin

  33. kruzty kelli

    so kelli, did this happen because she had kids too? when you see her on tv next time are ya gonna backflip your hatin? again? Has the lobotomy got your tongue?

  34. Hollywood Agent

    This is what an exercise addict looks like. The older they are the worse they look.

    She has zero fat and all you are seeing is muscle and skin sag.

    Medical students could use her as a model for their classes. Just look at her, the students won’t need to go to the morgue to examine cadavers. They can just look at Madonna.

  35. I have a brain fuckerz…..like I need it
    with the hott bod I got…hate me….
    hate me good…..and real…..?

  36. Hollywood Agent

    What a hag! She can’t roll around on the floor in her little white wedding dress now, or she would be mistaken for a moldy piece of dog poop.

  37. Madonna…worzt mom ever next to mommiedearezt…
    no TV for her kidz…but her manly armz R on TV
    enough….Zpearz…might loze her kidz…not life jacketz
    on in the boat today….both of them zhould of gotten
    married and forget the kidz…..

  38. CrowbarSamurai

    HOLY JEBUS thats fucked up!!!

  39. miss oblivious

    makes me think of some kind of strange creature; I can’t quite put my finger on it. Also kinda reminds me of Angelina Jolie’s veiny arms; minus the muscles. Seriously eeew. Imagine living w/ this freak. I bet she’s a real pain in the ass to be around. I bet she’s got some real strange habits and is very set in her ways. Guy Ritchie is crazy, he’s kinda hot and could do better than her annoying ass. But in her day, I have to say, the bitch could sing a good diddie or two.

  40. Kill Yourself

    It’s fucking photoshopped, morons. It’s a LONDON tabloid…need I say more?

  41. WJP

    Reminded me of Iggy Pop.

  42. Hey bitches, bla hum paz drz ??????????????
    plo grippe zreg spiz
    pli so raz zpaz gliy
    zip diz xim fum fo shu bit
    mil fa bo ro coz xo pluz
    flim flam zuc zoot plimzy wimzy ??????? ???????

    ….Which sums up my political stance and my view on capitalism.

  43. Sarah

    Her arms, look at her ugly hair geez, priorities people!!!

  44. Snatch

    What DID happen to her mole, anyway?

  45. kelly

    OMFG it’s the TERMINATOR’s arm.

    what’s Madonna doing with it?

  46. Hfire3

    Pretty hot for a tranny……or an emaciated cadaver. Hey whats with the big sunglasses. She probably has two big fried eggs where her eyes should be. Nothing like protein for that sinewy, shredded appearance. Hawt.

  47. mfarnswo@hotmail.com

    she’s just wicked wicked strong. baby lifting and beating the crap out of guy.

Leave A Comment