The Daily Mail has shots of Madonna in London with the most horrifying arms I’ve ever seen. Can you imagine the lucky guy that gets to have sex with this thing? He’d just be screaming the whole time, shaking his head side to side with tears streaming down his face. Although to be fair, these pictures came from the Daily Mail, who also claimed that Victoria Beckham’s legs look like this. I’m not saying this is Photoshopped, but if it turns out to be I wouldn’t exactly pee myself in surprise.
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tina | July 23, 2007 at 10:20 am
first bitches!
DI | July 23, 2007 at 10:20 am
daily photoshop
Jolene | July 23, 2007 at 10:21 am
Miss Man…
ouch | July 23, 2007 at 10:22 am
PUKEE!!
wanks | July 23, 2007 at 10:22 am
wow the site looks awesome….madonna looks like a freakn vampire man!
Arianaaaa | July 23, 2007 at 10:23 am
There it is, photoshop .. again. What else is new? BTW i love the new layout.. keep us posted!
ouch | July 23, 2007 at 10:23 am
By the way, the comment was relevant to the post, as I have just puked a little.
my comment | July 23, 2007 at 10:24 am
Is she made of boiled chicken?
long islander | July 23, 2007 at 10:27 am
boiled chicken leg, just like Mom used to make.
man_phat | July 23, 2007 at 10:28 am
I stil fuck her even if she was my mother
Angela | July 23, 2007 at 10:30 am
She looks good for 100. Isn’t she like 100?
guy ritchie | July 23, 2007 at 10:30 am
Yes, she’s made of boiled chicken. Her vagina looks (and smells) like a boiled chicken neck. Why do you think we’re kidnapping instead of having more kids of our own? (fine – “adopting” …)
omar | July 23, 2007 at 10:35 am
first !
woobles frombread | July 23, 2007 at 10:45 am
This is so fake. Her real arms are tentacles covered with octo-suckers.
Borat | July 23, 2007 at 10:45 am
She looks stong in plow to me.
Frank Perdue | July 23, 2007 at 10:46 am
Mommy???
schack | July 23, 2007 at 10:46 am
oh god
why doesn’t she cover herself like a granny with some class.
no one wants to see that. it gives me nightmares of rotting flesh and leprosy
Tim | July 23, 2007 at 10:47 am
Definitely free-range.
Winslow | July 23, 2007 at 10:47 am
Crappy photoshop. Tentacles! Hee!
Dirty Sanchez | July 23, 2007 at 10:47 am
That looks delicious.
schack | July 23, 2007 at 10:49 am
YOU look delicious, dirty. yes, i can see YOU.
Realio | July 23, 2007 at 10:49 am
It’s totally fake. Unless the bag she’s holding weighs 75 pounds, there’s no reason for her muscles to be flexed like that. However, I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that she’s immigrating illegal mexican babies in that thing and that it is, actually, quite heavy.
schack | July 23, 2007 at 10:51 am
well, Realio, you cannot see the bag, now can you? So you have no reason to believe it doesn’t weigh 70 lbs.
Shut Up! | July 23, 2007 at 11:00 am
sigh, the fish gets a new format, but we still get losers like #1 making first posts. yup, clearly we’re the bitches, you showed us, loser.
gomilk? | July 23, 2007 at 11:04 am
even if this is photoshopped, i’m sure the real thing is that for off from looking like this. she’s been pretty gross for a while. poor guy ritchie.
gomilk? | July 23, 2007 at 11:04 am
even if this is photoshopped, i’m sure the real thing isn’t that for off from looking like this. she’s been pretty gross for a while. poor guy ritchie.
sal | July 23, 2007 at 11:06 am
Poor Guy Ritchie. He’s definitely the chick now. And he’s in bed with the Grim Raper.
Marta Kelling | July 23, 2007 at 11:07 am
Goddamn! It’s like looking at my own grandmother’s arm! GAH! Look away!!!
lapet | July 23, 2007 at 11:14 am
That bitch stole ole grandpappy’s arm. Goddam grave robber.
my comment | July 23, 2007 at 11:15 am
Besides her stringy death-like arms, how come nobody mentioned her face or her hair? How many chemical fryings does it take to get it to that burned orange color?
ncebula | July 23, 2007 at 11:25 am
you know- I always loved Madonna, but she has taken it way too far! Though, I am sure this is photoshopped, she has looked manly for quite some time now.
anita | July 23, 2007 at 11:30 am
she has muscle in her arm but the arm shown in the pic is photoshop fake!!
Give her a break she turns 50 y.o. next year !!! She looks better than good, has talent, money, geeze
???????krazihottkelli??????? | July 23, 2007 at 11:31 am
I knew there waz
a dick
between her legz??
Christ on a Crotch | July 23, 2007 at 11:31 am
Looks great, if I’m looking to have sex with a wiry, muscly man.
There comes a point where a woman passes from fit strong and healthy to just gristle and bones and blood. Not a good look for women as they grow older.
It’s nice to be fit, but I still wanna look like a girl, y’know?
Bern | July 23, 2007 at 11:32 am
Madonna has never been attractive — she was just slutty. Somehow people always seemed to confuse her sluttiness for attractiveness, while completely ignoring that she had the face of a sewer rat, complete with a revolting, giant mole.
Yum.
my comment | July 23, 2007 at 11:33 am
Not photoshopped. How hard is it to understand a simple equation.
She’s lost all her fat due to her depraved addiction to her body. Add old age and viola! Instant fug.
lambman | July 23, 2007 at 11:53 am
That’s so fake looking, its not even funny. There isn’t even a muscle in your forearm there to be popping out like that.
Superfish | July 23, 2007 at 11:59 am
37th!
Superfish | July 23, 2007 at 12:00 pm
well…almost.
In case you guys didn’t know, Madonna’s already dead. isn’t it obvious? Either she’s dead or she’s slowly turning into a man…it can happen. just ask Paris Hilton. she’s there (prison, dope, cocaine, etc.)
pointandlaugh | July 23, 2007 at 12:06 pm
cryptkeeper!
schack | July 23, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Presto, change-o! Madonno!
schack | July 23, 2007 at 12:10 pm
*pointing and laughing*
my comment | July 23, 2007 at 12:13 pm
#37. Wrong!
There is a muscle in the forearm that does that.
http://www.paddleball.com/paddles/Accessories/wristbuilder/anatomy1.jpg
Rancid Dead Squirrelman | July 23, 2007 at 12:28 pm
@35 Bern the Boob Shot on your site today almost knocked me out of my chair!
Thank god for the swivel action.
Madonna is a whore.
Cat | July 23, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Hey! omg! check out what i did to the photo at http://www.photocrank.com/imgview.aspx?arg=8039,85,,,478,450,3,4,1,-1 !!!!!
perdue chicken anyone?
joeyb | July 23, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Gross! She looks as bad as some of the folk in those 3rd world countries she loves to adopt from!
Christ on a Crotch | July 23, 2007 at 12:42 pm
When the ONLY fat on your body is your breasts, your musculature looks like that.
She’s a psycho-obsessive-”has to be better than everyone”-overindulgent-haggy-hasbeen.
Dedication is great but this is ridiculous!
Oh, and I forgot pretentious….
Christ on a Crotch | July 23, 2007 at 12:43 pm
The “fish” is swimming rather slowly today, eh?
Hash | July 23, 2007 at 12:54 pm
MILF! Madonna Is Like, Fugly!!!
Hash | July 23, 2007 at 12:55 pm
MILF! Madonna Is Like, Fugly!!!