The Daily Mail has shots of Madonna in London with the most horrifying arms I’ve ever seen. Can you imagine the lucky guy that gets to have sex with this thing? He’d just be screaming the whole time, shaking his head side to side with tears streaming down his face. Although to be fair, these pictures came from the Daily Mail, who also claimed that Victoria Beckham’s legs look like this. I’m not saying this is Photoshopped, but if it turns out to be I wouldn’t exactly pee myself in surprise.
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first bitches!
daily photoshop
Miss Man…
PUKEE!!
wow the site looks awesome….madonna looks like a freakn vampire man!
There it is, photoshop .. again. What else is new? BTW i love the new layout.. keep us posted!
By the way, the comment was relevant to the post, as I have just puked a little.
Is she made of boiled chicken?
boiled chicken leg, just like Mom used to make.
I stil fuck her even if she was my mother
She looks good for 100. Isn’t she like 100?
Yes, she’s made of boiled chicken. Her vagina looks (and smells) like a boiled chicken neck. Why do you think we’re kidnapping instead of having more kids of our own? (fine – “adopting” …)
first !
This is so fake. Her real arms are tentacles covered with octo-suckers.
She looks stong in plow to me.
Mommy???
oh god
why doesn’t she cover herself like a granny with some class.
no one wants to see that. it gives me nightmares of rotting flesh and leprosy
Definitely free-range.
Crappy photoshop. Tentacles! Hee!
That looks delicious.
YOU look delicious, dirty. yes, i can see YOU.
It’s totally fake. Unless the bag she’s holding weighs 75 pounds, there’s no reason for her muscles to be flexed like that. However, I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that she’s immigrating illegal mexican babies in that thing and that it is, actually, quite heavy.
well, Realio, you cannot see the bag, now can you? So you have no reason to believe it doesn’t weigh 70 lbs.
sigh, the fish gets a new format, but we still get losers like #1 making first posts. yup, clearly we’re the bitches, you showed us, loser.
even if this is photoshopped, i’m sure the real thing is that for off from looking like this. she’s been pretty gross for a while. poor guy ritchie.
even if this is photoshopped, i’m sure the real thing isn’t that for off from looking like this. she’s been pretty gross for a while. poor guy ritchie.
Poor Guy Ritchie. He’s definitely the chick now. And he’s in bed with the Grim Raper.
Goddamn! It’s like looking at my own grandmother’s arm! GAH! Look away!!!
That bitch stole ole grandpappy’s arm. Goddam grave robber.
Besides her stringy death-like arms, how come nobody mentioned her face or her hair? How many chemical fryings does it take to get it to that burned orange color?
you know- I always loved Madonna, but she has taken it way too far! Though, I am sure this is photoshopped, she has looked manly for quite some time now.
she has muscle in her arm but the arm shown in the pic is photoshop fake!!
Give her a break she turns 50 y.o. next year !!! She looks better than good, has talent, money, geeze
I knew there waz
a dick
between her legz??
Looks great, if I’m looking to have sex with a wiry, muscly man.
There comes a point where a woman passes from fit strong and healthy to just gristle and bones and blood. Not a good look for women as they grow older.
It’s nice to be fit, but I still wanna look like a girl, y’know?
Madonna has never been attractive — she was just slutty. Somehow people always seemed to confuse her sluttiness for attractiveness, while completely ignoring that she had the face of a sewer rat, complete with a revolting, giant mole.
Yum.
Not photoshopped. How hard is it to understand a simple equation.
She’s lost all her fat due to her depraved addiction to her body. Add old age and viola! Instant fug.
That’s so fake looking, its not even funny. There isn’t even a muscle in your forearm there to be popping out like that.
37th!
well…almost.
In case you guys didn’t know, Madonna’s already dead. isn’t it obvious? Either she’s dead or she’s slowly turning into a man…it can happen. just ask Paris Hilton. she’s there (prison, dope, cocaine, etc.)
cryptkeeper!
Presto, change-o! Madonno!
*pointing and laughing*
#37. Wrong!
There is a muscle in the forearm that does that.
http://www.paddleball.com/paddles/Accessories/wristbuilder/anatomy1.jpg
@35 Bern the Boob Shot on your site today almost knocked me out of my chair!
Thank god for the swivel action.
Madonna is a whore.
Hey! omg! check out what i did to the photo at http://www.photocrank.com/imgview.aspx?arg=8039,85,,,478,450,3,4,1,-1 !!!!!
perdue chicken anyone?
Gross! She looks as bad as some of the folk in those 3rd world countries she loves to adopt from!
When the ONLY fat on your body is your breasts, your musculature looks like that.
She’s a psycho-obsessive-”has to be better than everyone”-overindulgent-haggy-hasbeen.
Dedication is great but this is ridiculous!
Oh, and I forgot pretentious….
The “fish” is swimming rather slowly today, eh?
MILF! Madonna Is Like, Fugly!!!
MILF! Madonna Is Like, Fugly!!!