Madonna & Guy Ritchie hold hands in public, that must mean they’re in love

Madonna and Guy Ritchie went out for dinner last night and were spotted holding hands. Because that looks perfectly natural within the confines of a marriage. Jesus. This couldn’t look anymore staged if they were wearing “His” and “Her’s” T-shirts while paddling a canoe. Heidi and Spencer just looked at these pics and went “Pfft. Amateurs.” Then finished putting on their Uncle Sam and Slutty Betsy Ross outfits. (You know it’s coming.)