Jesus Luz’s relationship is apparently a gold mine. A dusty, scary, 5 million year old goldmine, but a goldmine nonetheless. InTouch reports:
According to a friend, Jesus, 23, put his modeling career on hold in order to accompany Madonna around the world — and that move is definitely paying off. “Jesus basically lived paycheck to paycheck before he met Madonna, and he, like most people, had bills,” a friend explains. But now, his money worries are a thing of the past. “Madonna gives him about $10,000 a month to cover his expenses, including his cell phone, insurance and credit card payments,” adds the pal.
So basically Madonna solicits male prostitutes. This explains so much except for why she doesn’t just use her sorcery to coerce their penises into her. Is it not as kinky? I’m not versed in the dark arts.
Wish I got an allowance from Madonna.
That is not enough money, considering what he has to do for it (shudder). Seriously, Madonna seems like a total cheapskate anyway, but maybe she needs her money for the next “adoption”.
Yea I’m with #1 I want an allowance from Madonna too!
That totally makes economic sense. One of them has to give up their career so that they can be together and keep the relationship going.
HE IS FIONE!
Technically, if the person is hispanic, it’s not prostitution.
She’s got the money, she can pay for the guy and the guy agreed to (fill in the blank here) …yeah thats cheap, the guy is a bargain though.
so madonna is doing the same thing that hue heffner does.
LOL Hue.
Men do the same thing every day and no one says anything about. If she wants him to be with her and travel with her she should help him with his bills. $10,000 a month is nothing to her. It’s like me giving someone 20.00 a week. Give me a break.
Damn sexy. If I were an old rich lady I might invest in a couple of these too.
10 Gs ain’t nearly enough though. He should demand 20 just for putting up with all her fake ass Kabbala mumbo jumbo.
Damn sexy. If I were an old rich lady I might invest in a couple of these too.
10 Gs ain’t nearly enough though. He should demand 20 just for putting up with all her Kabbala mumbo jumbo. Guy Ritchie got PAID OUT, this dude needs to hop on the gravy train already.
Mmm…
Nothing like pimping yourself off to an old rich whore.
But I agree with everyone else, he should have held out for more money.
First time I see a guy wearing long shorts who actually looks GOOD in them.
Especially on this site.
He must have a terrific body.
For sure, he is not the North American type.
Maths ? $10k/month = $120k/year. Not sure where the $5m comes from.
I think Hugh Heffner pays his whores $50k/year.
There is no amount of money which would make me give up my early 20′s and the girls that go with it.
Even more so if I was a model and had a choice of more than just drunken fat pigs.
He has the worst profile, you can really see his under developed, feminine chin. I curse Madonna for making us look at this curly headed freak.
Oh, yeah, I knew there was a reason I admired Madonna, I just hadn’t seen it sleevless.
He is underpaid in my estimation. He looks sweet.
@16 My point exactly…. 120K a year. Where’s the rest of these so called 5 Mil?
On the other hand….I’m pretty sure I’d bang some 50 old hag for 10 G’s a month. Not Maddona of course…that’s like banging the devil from behind….But any other hag will do.
He’s the COSTCO version of a Male Whore—buy it cheaper in bulk ;)
Pretty generous. Most wives aren’t getting $120k per year for putting out.
No one gets the hilarious irony of Madonna fucking Jesus? You people.
I know right? She probably is dating him due to his name like paris hilton dated another paris. It is all about attention
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Well, she has money so why not? But man, that is a LOT of money.
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@ 10. Susan
“Men do the same thing every day and no one says anything about.”
I don’t know about that. If I found out a guy close to me was forking over cash for sex, I would look at him in a whole different light.
Agree with the poster who doesn’t think Luz is all that hot. I am Madonna fan and I have seen one too many photos of this guy and there are reasons why he was a C-list model before Madonna: his cock-eyes/bug-eyes/wonky right eye render him expressionless, he doesn’t know how to pose or walk the catwalk properly either. So, I’m thinking is this the best Madonna can do? A nobody model from Brazil hmmm who looks like Frodo Baggins. He looks like a man-child next to her. Just because of his name uggghhh. I blame it on Kabbalah for bringing these to together. By the way, I still think he is gay.
10. Susan – October 14, 2009 2:44 PM
Men do the same thing every day and no one says anything about. If she wants him to be with her and travel with her she should help him with his bills. $10,000 a month is nothing to her. It’s like me giving someone 20.00 a week. Give me a break.
– Susan, we need to talk. But I might cost a little more than 20 bucks. Not much, but a little. : ) I’m worth every penny of it.
So cool look.Is he going for jog.
He should milk that hag for every penny.
Like we didn’t know already.We didn’t joke about his ‘monthly check’.
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he is not even that hot? I don’t get it?
Wow seriously?
I agree that he is a terrible model and not very hot and a man child. However, she is an old scary woman, so they are good for each other.
Only 10k a month? I had a sugar daddy ceo who has nowhere near the money of her and I got 10k a month plus a lotus sports car and land rover and all student loans paid off. And I look no where near as good as Jesus. Wow she is cheap!