Madonna gets fully screwed out of adopting Mercy

April 7th, 2009 // 49 Comments

Madonna just got extra screwed by Malawi. Turns out the father of the four-year-old girl she was trying to adopt has surfaced and wants to raise her. He assumed Mercy died with her mother, but thanks to Madonna’s visit, he learned she’s still alive. People reports:

The young man, James Kambewa, tells PEOPLE he didn’t even know his daughter was alive until her name surfaced in the Madonna adoption case. Now a security guard, Kambewa says he learned the girl’s mother, 15-year-old Mwandida Maunde, had died – and assumed their child was dead too.
“Now that I know [Mercy] is alive I am willing to support her,” Kambewa says. He and Maunde were both high school students when they conceived the child. “Her parents were furious that I had messed up their daughter. They caused hell for me so I left town,” says Kambewa.

Hey, these things happen, and I’m sure Madonna will take it like an adult. Not counting she’s up on her roof with a giant black cauldron and a dragon. Besides that.

EDIT: Added some pics of Madonna in London last night. Whee.

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  1. dooley

    Am I first?

  2. Jesus. I thought she was Keith Richards at first.

  3. Dooley

    I have been spending much to much time here. Note to self: Find something better to do.

  4. sebastian

    the father is a high school student?
    Why don’t Madonna just adopt both of them at the same time??

  5. chupacabra

    why the hell can’t she adopt an actual orphan? David her little black baby, has a dad that is alive somewhere in that country.

  6. Jesus Cruz

    Doesn’t that face say cunnilingus to you? It does to me.

  7. Where's Darkwing Duck?

    Didn’t she used to have a mole a la Marilyn Monroe/Cindy Crawford on her face? Seriously, did she accidentally shave it off? When did that happen?

  8. Angelina Jolie

    Take that bitch! I am the undisputed queen of adopting foreign children in morally and legally questionable ways!

  9. One of her eyebrows is giving us the finger.

  10. Jeebus she’s a fright to behold…. Psst… Madge, the bathing in virgin’s blood ain’t working.

  11. Janey? is that you?

  12. zorgon king of lizards

    Maybe the aliens will come back and reclaim Madonna. We can only hope.

  13. It's Me Fuckers

    I am sure the girl will have a great chance at life now. Everyone bashes Madonna for adopting, can you imagine what kind of a life her kids have? Wtf is wrong with giving kids a chance to live the “American” dream? At least she’s not Michael Jackson (it’ll be interesting to see how fucked up HIS kids turn out- at least they will be able to get book deals when they are older). Her kids will get the best education and the best of everything! Now this kid is just going to end up another victim of poverty.

  14. lol@4 why dont you reread the story again…

  15. Meelissa

    Wtf is wrong with her… she knows she is not supposed to get a kid from Malawi, and that the first one she got was pure luck and $ involved. There are plenty of countries with needy children. I can’t help to think that all the drama and legal disputes she is causing is on purpose… get eyes on her, since her body is not going to do it anymore.

  16. Angry Face

    can we please stop with the close-ups of madonnas face. She looks terrible.

  17. nomai

    This is actually a real happy ending. It sucks for Madonna, but she did help reunite a family, and if it hadn’t been for her they never would have found eachother.

  18. Rhialto

    Weird like usual

  19. Darth

    business like usual?

  20. Dirk the Impailer

    He is either about to become very RICH or very DEAD, depending on the answer that he gives Madonna…

  21. May

    I feel sorry for Madonna as she has been building a relationship with this girl now for two years. What a dick this father is though.. he just smells money! I mean surely if you heard that the pregnant girlfriend you deserted had died giving birth and you gave a damn you’d go check to see what happened to the baby? And as for the rest of the family that are against the adoption. If they were looking after her why the hell is she living in an orphanage? I hate people! I hope the judge actually does what is best for Mercy in the end. And when all is said and done she’d be better off with Madonna.

  22. allenlove

    She’s no doubt beautiful; but I gotta say, hot and sensual models on ___Tallmingle.com___ are more attractive to me! Man, tell ya what? If you dig hot Milfs, that’s the place!! LOL

  23. savalas

    See, a happy ending after all!

  24. smarg

    Bottle blonde hairdo needs a root job.

  25. lovebugaltercation

    Hmmmm…. Papa suddenly pops up to claim missing daughter… We all know that little Mercy will to be taken care of for life even if Madonna doesn’t get to adopt her. Hmmmm…. One plus one = gold digger

  26. Joe

    Madonna looks old as fuck.

  27. JungleRed

    I think the only person getting fully screwed by Malawi here is Mercy.

  28. JungleRed

    Oh, and Malawi has been screwing itself for years now.

  29. Bawmie O'commie

    Who is sacrier, Obama or Madonna?

  30. Danklin24

    Hmmm he wanted nothing to do with her when the mother was alive but now all of the sudden its like oh hell i guess i’ll take care of her since no one else will. Oh wait.

  31. Man, what has the world come to when over the hill white chicks can’t go to Africa and buy black babies anymore.

  32. jane

    Madonna may be unhappy about this adoption but her Brazillian baby Jesus is probably very happy to have more time with his love…….see http://www.whatsablog.com for a very funny commentary on this topic

  33. Snivellus

    Aaaaaaiieeeeee!!!!!! *runs and jumps through window on 31st floor*

  34. balls

    Man, madonna is one ugly bitch….

  35. Idontwannamadonna

    Is it me, or is she starting to resemble Bette Davis? (pic #3)

  36. I wonder, WE MUST CALL AN AMBULANCE, folks?

  37. martiniman

    madonna is gorgeaous and hot.no one at 50 looks as good as her.ugly is shitney

  38. Madonna

    All of you BASTARDS can laugh at me as much as you want. I’ll just go out and get another niglet for my niglet collection. So there! Hmmph!!!

    Racist BASTARDS!!!

    BAAAAAAASTAAAAAAAAAARRRRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *sound of weeping and sobbing mixed with the clicking of fuck-me boots on the pavement as the old bag runs away*

  39. buckyh8

    HA HAHA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    and whats up with her eyebrow? she should trim that one of these days

  40. Bay

    Wow! Madonna has the complexion of a 15 year old hormonal boy. Looks like a facial and shave are a bit over-due.

  41. c45

    she looks like Joaquin phoenix.

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