Madonna getting visits from ‘a rod?’ I don’t get it…

July 1st, 2008 // 48 Comments

Madonna is reportedly having late night visits with Alex Rodriquez (a.k.a. A-Rod) of the New York Yankees. He recently attended Madonna’s April 30 Manhattan concert, and she was sitting in his seats at a Yankees game on June 22. Also, a bum saw them do it on a park bench. Okay, I made that up. Or did I? (Answer: I did.) Us Magazine reports:

Rodriguez, married with two young daughters, has already faced speculation about cheating: In 2007, he and a stripper were reportedly spied in Toronto, Miami and Dallas.
A-Rod’s Yankees rep, when reached for comment, referred Us to their shared manager Guy Oseary. When reached by Us, Oseary hung up the phone.

However, Madonna’s rep Liz Rosenberg responded to People this morning on these recent allegations of Yankee on Old Lady sex. So you know it’s true:

“Madonna and Alex have the same manager, Guy Oseary. They have met. They know each other and Madonna took her kids to a Yankees game last week. There’s really not anything to comment on beyond that.”
Adds Rosenberg: “It’s nothing new that people are airing tons of dirty laundry Madonna’s way lately – much of it untrue.” She joked: “By the way, rumors of Madonna and Lil Wayne are quite exaggerated as well.”

Oh, wow, Madonna’s banging Lil Wayne? Time for a new post: “Lil Wayne hates his penis, also possibly blind.” Oh, how I love the smell of journalism in the morning.


  1. intermission

    you can see her nipple in that dress

  2. bb

    I could be first, but who the fuck cares!

  3. some man hating chick

    I could use a rod

  4. Scared

    I doubt Old Lady Madonna ever has sex, even with Guy Ritchie. She probably needs to review her book “Sex” for tips and love advice every now and then.

  5. granada

    Wrinkly old nipples!

  6. Feel_the_velvet

    Blech. Handjobs from Ol’ Prune Hands herself?

  7. isitin

    Hey, I’d still have sex with Madonna. She’s worth over 600 million.

  8. CH

    Gross, this nasty old skank is a total cockholster!

  9. James

    Sheesh. She looks like that Olsen thing.

  10. LIl Wayne kisses his own manager, a guy, on the lips, so I think he’d prefer Guy.

  11. Barak Obama

    She used to look so hot when she was younger and dressed like a slut. Now, she has lost all MILFness.

  12. some regular

    I want to know what Deacon Jones looks like. Oh Deacon!! Where are you? Describe youself please.

  13. Not that most of you fags would know, but A-Rod’s affair was with a stripper who looked like a weightlifting shemale. So I think, yeah, he might be interested in Madonna, since she’s looking very post-op these days.

  14. SilkyC

    You know…I really dont like seeing 50 y/o nipples! *shudder*

    Hahahahahahah Jimbo – that’s hilarious!!!!!!!! She is looking post-up but i dont know why i still got love for her…ahhh maybe because she looks like she is in better shape than ME – and she old – what the hell!?! lol

  15. Ted Mosby

    She’ll tell the world that A-Rod’s bat is corked.

  16. veggi

    Mary-Kate Ciccone, I presume?

  17. UKiddinMe?

    I don’t get all the Madonna bashing, I’d still give at least one of my toes for a shot at her.

  18. I’d still do her. I’ll show her my rod.

  19. p0nk

    Madonna is the real life version of that psycho-witch from ‘the Natural’. just ask Jose Canseco.

  20. Flower


  21. JimmyBachaFungool

    I guessed it last week. She missed black & latino meat. This backs up my claim. ARod could be doing much more hotter women than this skank. His teammate, Derek Jeter, is banging Lance Bass so ARod wanted to break into the music industry.

  22. Tom

    She reeeallllyyy old these days. Isn’t she in her fifties? Yikes.

    That having been said, I would rather fuck her than Britney Spears or Winehouse, that’s for sure. Age isn’t everything.

    Seriously, can you imagine what Britney Spears is going to look like when she’s Madonna’s age? *shudder*

  23. Deacon Jones

    Im right here sweetie

    Where’s Madonna’s cock under that dress, yikes.

    Jimbo, that stripper was fucking hot! Someone put the link up

  24. Depends on your point of view I suppose…
    (her arm is as big as his)
    (manface, straw hair, terrible implants, muscle, no fat)

  25. Mo


    A-Rod is HIS woman. He’s not supposed to go out and find his OWN.

  26. Deacon Jones

    Here’s a better pic, I think she’s hot

    It took my 5 attempts to find one since my work firewalls anything remotely pornographic. If I get fired tomorrow it’s your fault

  27. Your Fat Mom

    Madonna has always been an annoying, pretentious, untalented idiot, but now she’s an OLD annoying, pretentious, untalented idiot who’s always had a weird body that’s only getting weirder as she gets older and more haggish, and she wouldn’t know “singing on key” if it shot her in the face and taught her how to dance.

    The gays seem to like her, though, but then again, the gays like pastel wallpaper.

  28. Guest

    Wow. I don’t get why she’s still famous. She can’t sing, she’s not good-looking, she’s OLD – she’s OLD trying to act YOUNG which is not good. And who in God’s name would wear *that* dress. OMG. I’m embarrassed just looking at her.

  29. JimmyBachaFungool

    Jeter is too busy with Lane Bass to notice

  30. Jimbo

    I have a dream….Britneys hairy bunghole being held open with Madonnas tongue, then me filling it full of pee. Then screwing it, spewing in madonnas mouth and french kissing her.

  31. Yeah, well, this is Madonna nude – BEFORE she got old and hairy:

  32. #30 – please, go back to the CBA of trolling.

  33. You can see from my prior posts, I do like the hairy pits and bunghole…especially sweaty and dirty.

  34. BaCrock Osama

    Once you go mulatto you’ve won the lotto.

  35. guymad4madge

    she is danm hot.oh my God.that woman drives me crazy.she still got the moves.she is so sexy.the person that right this news of madonna must be gay because he is always sayin bad things about her.cant u see how is her body ?is amazing.everbody will have 50th some day and we all want to get young as well.madonna is fine very beautiful

  36. gotmilk?

    20, who cares about some old dude’s nipple?

  37. Mynheer Peeperkorn

    Why should she stop fucking? What do you think she has to look forward to — heaven? I’m not sure God looks favorably upon interracial gay Kabbalistic stage shows aimed at 12-year old girls.

  38. v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v......

    Does the rod take double AA’s or tripple?

  39. rob

    @20 – did you fail to learn to read…. (post 1)

  40. Hat

    why is her nipple not censored?

  41. becauseisaidso

    Uh I’m pretty sure that the grown up that is Madonna should have done that her damn self.

  42. Tayzifman

    A-rod’s already shown he’s a money grubbing sellout (Twice! once for Texas, once for New York! so just put another mark in the douchebag column.

  43. Just so, so gross. I guess it’s just a trophy some feel compelled to claim. “I banged Madonna.” Too bad it’s basically like saying “I banned someone’s grandma”.

  44. Wavy

    Aww, I think Madonna’s very pretty, you guys. Obviously, not in this picture, where she has on her pissy bitch-face, but when she smiles she looks good. I’ve always thought she was vaguely exotic-looking and she’s aging well. Other than that, what she does in her personal life is none of my concern; I just hope she looks out for her kids’ feelings, too.

  45. Sunday

    I am really fond of her.She is a cute babe…She was said to have a personal account on a millionaire&celebs online service RICHLOVING.COM with her hot pictures and blogs there. Quite a few fans and hot guys are found in her circle there.

  46. King Wang

    As a Cock Wallet for any Basketball team in existence, I don’t get how she can have sex and even notice it. I mean, having sex with her HAS to be like banging a 5 gallon bucket of wet sand.

    Seriously, we are talking about a gal that bitched about 10″ wasn’t big enough, and I don’t mean for her blowed out ass either. I can only imagine Poor Guy trying to hit the sides of THAT dusty motherfucker……..yo! (At least she is paying him though, even I would hit a gal like her that douches with a fire hose)

    The only thing good about her “aging” is that she skipped the Wine phase, and went straight to Gouda Cheese phase, but not the moldy rind on the edge.

  47. YEP, I think it’s true.
    But only when he’s DRUNK!!

  48. herbiefrog

    not even when he’s drunk…

    you have no idea ?

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