Madonna getting visits from ‘a rod?’ I don’t get it…

Madonna is reportedly having late night visits with Alex Rodriquez (a.k.a. A-Rod) of the New York Yankees. He recently attended Madonna’s April 30 Manhattan concert, and she was sitting in his seats at a Yankees game on June 22. Also, a bum saw them do it on a park bench. Okay, I made that up. Or did I? (Answer: I did.) Us Magazine reports:

Rodriguez, married with two young daughters, has already faced speculation about cheating: In 2007, he and a stripper were reportedly spied in Toronto, Miami and Dallas.
A-Rod’s Yankees rep, when reached for comment, referred Us to their shared manager Guy Oseary. When reached by Us, Oseary hung up the phone.

However, Madonna’s rep Liz Rosenberg responded to People this morning on these recent allegations of Yankee on Old Lady sex. So you know it’s true:

“Madonna and Alex have the same manager, Guy Oseary. They have met. They know each other and Madonna took her kids to a Yankees game last week. There’s really not anything to comment on beyond that.”
Adds Rosenberg: “It’s nothing new that people are airing tons of dirty laundry Madonna’s way lately – much of it untrue.” She joked: “By the way, rumors of Madonna and Lil Wayne are quite exaggerated as well.”

Oh, wow, Madonna’s banging Lil Wayne? Time for a new post: “Lil Wayne hates his penis, also possibly blind.” Oh, how I love the smell of journalism in the morning.