Madonna forking over $60 mil to Guy Ritchie

October 19th, 2008 // 58 Comments

Guy Ritchie is reportedly going to walk away from his marriage to Madonna with $60 million along with their British retreat Ashcombe and the Punchbowl pub (which he owned to begin with.) But Skeletor Barbie is going nuclear and claiming that Guy is a gold-digger, according to The Sun:

Queen of Pop Madonna, who famously follows the mystical Jewish religion Kabbalah, told a friend: “I’m totally devastated that Guy’s turned out to be such a gold-digger.
“I thought we’d been on a spiritual journey together for the past ten years — but obviously I was wrong. He’s just after my money. I’ve worked my ass off for the last 30 years to get what I have, and now this gold-digger wants to take it from me.
“Kabbalah philosophy teaches that you don’t take what you haven’t earned. Well that’s exactly what Guy is doing. He hasn’t earned a penny of it, yet wants to take, take, take. He keeps upping his demands — he just wants more, and more, and more from me. It’s unbelievable.”

On the flip side, sources for Guy Ritchie say he’s merely recouping his financial losses and could’ve taken her to the cleaners:

Guy’s camp are insisting he is NOT a gold-digger — pointing out that, had he wanted, he could have got more than five times the figure involved. They put that sum at around $60million of property — equivalent to about £34.5million. But Madonna’s camp disputes the figure — insisting her husband is after much more than that.
One source added: “The divorce is not a done deal yet. Guy will definitely keep Ashcombe and he gets the cash equivalent of all their London properties and the Punchbowl pub, which was always his anyway.

Does anyone remember Swept Away the movie Guy directed starring Madonna? If you do, first off, my apologies. Second, that thing was a gaping head wound to Guy Ritchie’s career and, frankly, I’m surprised he’s legally allowed near a film camera. Which is why, in the court of public opinion, I doubt anyone’s going to begrudge the man a dime that he gets from Madonna. I mean, look what she turned into! I almost feel like Guy Ritchie deserves half of my money for bedding that thing.

Photos: Splash News

  1. the factory floor

    #38 & 39 thank you

  2. If only she’d had a the brains to structure a Pre Nup, none of this would have happened, tsk tsk.

  3. FutureAxeMurderer

    30. PunkA – October 20, 2008 3:49 PM
    What the Hell? Madonna looks exactly like the lead singer of Twisted Sister now. Except Madonna is more cut and has a larger dick. Damn. Sorry Dee Snider.

    Oh man. I fell out of my chair after reading that.

    14. pete – October 20, 2008 11:39 AM
    Guy Ritchie should refuse to settle out of court. He should make it go in front of a judge (in England), so the judge has to sit there and listen to an hour of Madonna speaking in her ridiculous fake British accent. The judge will award Ritchie all of the couple’s assets and add on punitive damages that Madonna has to pay until her penis and balls retract into her body and she starts talking again like a mook from Detroit.

    Not a bad idea at all. Too bad it’ll never happen.

  4. Polly

    After having Madonna pocket his balls for 10 years–he deserves every penny he can get from her!!!!

  5. LiLo For V-Prez 2008

    Wow! Guy is worse than that gay gold digger dude that “How Stella Got Her Groove Back” was about. He played her for 10 years! That’s even longer than Kattans wife!

    @34 -35 Seems like that block is automated inefficiently. It tends to block anything about sociopathic world domination religions that teach to kill all those who do not follow it, for instance.

  6. Shalow Val

    Take some responsibility Madonna….like you didn’t know? I’m sorry but that’s compensation for marying a control freak Nazi like her. I am so sick of her and she has the nerve to cry to the public about something she knew from the get go? See, he thought he was marrying a woman and realized after I DO that he married a robot. A controlling , untalented (aside from the dancing, which shes good at), unstable, heartless, Leo cunt.

    Oh and yeah, he married her for the money and possible career push, I don’t deny that. I’m not THAT blond, uh, I mean blind.

  7. Shallow Val

    And another thing…..

    Shes worth a HALF BILLION DOLLARS, (to the dumbos, that’s 500,000,000.00)…so 60 million is nothing. If I had $500.00 my future ex wanted $60.00, I’m still up by $440.00.

    Greedy fucking cooze!

  8. Wow…, she is so hot and sexy. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.

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