Madonna forking over $60 mil to Guy Ritchie

October 19th, 2008 // 58 Comments

Guy Ritchie is reportedly going to walk away from his marriage to Madonna with $60 million along with their British retreat Ashcombe and the Punchbowl pub (which he owned to begin with.) But Skeletor Barbie is going nuclear and claiming that Guy is a gold-digger, according to The Sun:

Queen of Pop Madonna, who famously follows the mystical Jewish religion Kabbalah, told a friend: “I’m totally devastated that Guy’s turned out to be such a gold-digger.
“I thought we’d been on a spiritual journey together for the past ten years — but obviously I was wrong. He’s just after my money. I’ve worked my ass off for the last 30 years to get what I have, and now this gold-digger wants to take it from me.
“Kabbalah philosophy teaches that you don’t take what you haven’t earned. Well that’s exactly what Guy is doing. He hasn’t earned a penny of it, yet wants to take, take, take. He keeps upping his demands — he just wants more, and more, and more from me. It’s unbelievable.”

On the flip side, sources for Guy Ritchie say he’s merely recouping his financial losses and could’ve taken her to the cleaners:

Guy’s camp are insisting he is NOT a gold-digger — pointing out that, had he wanted, he could have got more than five times the figure involved. They put that sum at around $60million of property — equivalent to about £34.5million. But Madonna’s camp disputes the figure — insisting her husband is after much more than that.
One source added: “The divorce is not a done deal yet. Guy will definitely keep Ashcombe and he gets the cash equivalent of all their London properties and the Punchbowl pub, which was always his anyway.

Does anyone remember Swept Away the movie Guy directed starring Madonna? If you do, first off, my apologies. Second, that thing was a gaping head wound to Guy Ritchie’s career and, frankly, I’m surprised he’s legally allowed near a film camera. Which is why, in the court of public opinion, I doubt anyone’s going to begrudge the man a dime that he gets from Madonna. I mean, look what she turned into! I almost feel like Guy Ritchie deserves half of my money for bedding that thing.

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  1. sameshitdifferentyear

    What an embarassment for a dude. Getting lunch money from mommy.

  2. blah

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  7. This is an outrage!
    if he doesnt get half of that piece, this is going to feel like a second Lorena Bobbit…
    grow some ballz Guy!

  8. Insatiable Peter

    Madonna probably wishes he was a gold-digger. It appears to be a sad smear campaign to win public opinion. Truth is, he doesn’t want any more money than what’s fair, and he doesn’t want to be with those old bologna curtains, any longer. Rejection’s a bitch… i.e. so is Madonna.

  9. Chenush

    She is right!!! but she looks nasty…

  10. cos we are liiiiiiving in a material world…

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  11. ph7

    Funny to see a woman get taken to the cleaners in a divorce – for once.

  12. chorobot

    I think she should just shut up and keep the thing private and get a normal life.

  13. James

    Just make these changes:

    “In kindergarten, everybody learns that you don’t take what you haven’t earned. Well that’s exactly what Girl is doing. She hasn’t earned a penny of it, yet wants to take, take, take.”

    …and have that read in court in the other 99.99% of divorce cases.

  14. pete

    Guy Ritchie should refuse to settle out of court. He should make it go in front of a judge (in England), so the judge has to sit there and listen to an hour of Madonna speaking in her ridiculous fake British accent. The judge will award Ritchie all of the couple’s assets and add on punitive damages that Madonna has to pay until her penis and balls retract into her body and she starts talking again like a mook from Detroit.

  15. cball

    Madonna is a stain on Humanity’s boxer shorts. Any money she has she most assuredly doesn’t deserve.

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  17. Ali

    “Here I am! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!!!”

    Please tell me thagt this is actually a picture of Dee Snyder?

  18. G.Love

    Will someone please tell this women no one gives a fuck about her anymore. She is a moron. GUY should get half of her fucking money cause he put up with her sorry ass for way to long. She continues to embarrass herself and her family. She looks like something out of Tails from the Crypt. Give it up already.

  19. Geezus! Look at that picture! Look at that heinous face! Those veiny sinewy arms! Those thick repulsive steroidal horse-like thighs! Guy deserves every penny for the time he had to serve with that thing! Yikes! :O

  20. Poor Guy Ritchie

    Poor Guy Ritchie! I think if all he got out of Madanna is $60 million then he got ripped off. Who would want to stick their boner into that old bone. It’d be better to stick it into a meat grinder . . . or maybe it’d be the same . . . I dunno . . .

  21. Joey

    Let me get this straight: Madonna believes that “you don’t take what you haven’t earned” and is supporting Barrack Obama for president? Is this a joke, or is she really that freakin stupid? Obama wants to take what all Americans earn to use it for his massive wrongheaded entitlement programs. Like giving “tax cuts” to people who don’t pay any taxes. Or destroying our country by implementing government mandated and controlled health insurance (down the drain we go).
    Speaking of which – Madonna sounds a bit like Joe the plumber when she says:
    “He hasn’t earned a penny of it, yet wants to take, take, take. He keeps upping his demands — he just wants more, and more, and more from me. It’s unbelievable.”
    A perfect description of the future for all hard-working Americans under an Obama admin/Dem congress.
    A scarier nightmare even than seeing Madonna buck naked.

  22. Vince Lombardi

    Jeezus! How many times do I have to tell you, Monday morning before my coffee is waaaay to early for zombie pics.

    What?

    That’s Madonna?

    How much HGH is that… that…. okay, technically I guess she’s a “woman….” taking? A-Rod should probably *not* get his hopes up that she’s going to share any of her ‘roids with him. He’s going to have to score them from Jose Canseco’s second cousin (once removed) in the sleazy barrio of Miami, just like Barry Bonds.

  23. 10 Years = after money?!?!

    Hmmmm….

    Apparently, Guy’s awesome plan was to stay with her for 10 years so he could ger her money.

    Now THAT is a looooooooong con.

    It’s too bad that Guy doesn’t have a career of his own.

  24. Eddie Murphy

    Half!
    Mr. Fuckyouman, I want half.

    Why would he settle for less.
    There have been MANY before, of the female persuasion, receive a lot more for doing absolutely nothing.
    Hell, look at her skelator ass, she married WAY UP anyways….

  25. Reality Check

    It is rather funny to see Madonna begrudging Guy Ritchie 10% of her assets because he “didn’t earn them” and yet supporting Obama for president. I absolutely agree that Ritchie is not entitled to her money (people have a right to the fruits of their labor), but she is a filthy hypocrite for not applying that rule to the rest of us. After her divorce, she’ll be left with 590 some-odd million dollars…but after Obama’s corporate, capital gains, social security, homeowner’s etc tax hikes are done ruining our economy, I won’t be able to own even the tiniest of houses. She is the consummate dumbass committing dumbass-ery.

  26. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason

    guy deserves more than that, for too many years he/we have had to put up with at thing trying to be English and trying to talk in an English accent and failing dismally, how the hell he put up with her for that long I am clueless. The upside is that hopefully she will now go back to the US and keep the hell away from our shores.

  27. Biff

    I say, it’s rather inappropriate, don’t you say, for Madonna to be jerking off in our faces.

  28. Beav

    “Hasn’t earned a penny”???

    I’d say after having to stick his dick in her muscular vagina for the last decade, Guy’s earned every bit of 60 million.

  29. It looks like her head was photoshopped onto on 80′s metal singer.
    And check out those child-bearing hips…

  30. PunkA

    What the Hell? Madonna looks exactly like the lead singer of Twisted Sister now. Except Madonna is more cut and has a larger dick. Damn. Sorry Dee Snider.

  31. Dr.

    Funny when it works out this way for a man. He’s such a low human being because he’s trying to get something out of a marriage like ANY OTHER WOMAN has done before. Look at Michael Jordan’s wife. WTF did she do to ear over $200 million of his money??? Sometimes it works out the way that equal opportunity thing states. But women get pissed off when it’s a guy or a Guy seeking something.

    And yeah, he had to look a that thing off-and-on for years. JEEESUS! He’s not even seeking half. Think about what she is like in the morning. Nightmare! Go preach your cosmetic religion to someone else.

  32. Dr.

    Funny when it works out this way for a man. He’s such a low human being because he’s trying to get something out of a marriage like ANY OTHER WOMAN has done before. Look at Michael Jordan’s wife. What the hell did she do to ear over $200 million of his money??? Sometimes it works out the way that equal opportunity thing states. But women get pissed off when it’s a guy or a Guy seeking something.

    And yeah, he had to look a that thing off-and-on for years. JEEEZE! He’s not even seeking half. Think about what she is like in the morning. Nightmare! Go preach your cosmetic religion to someone else.

  33. UpChuck

    “Kabbalah philosophy teaches that you don’t take what you haven’t earned.”

    And she’s gonna vote for Obama!

    That’s irony!

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  36. Madonna

    Hey Guy! I’ve got your 60 million right here.

  37. jim

    A rich strident martinet doesn’t get 100% of her own way, even though she follows the Kabblah.

    Justice exists.

  38. jim

    Obama wants to take what all Americans earn to use it for his massive wrongheaded entitlement programs. Like giving “tax cuts” to people who don’t pay any taxes.

    So people who make under $250K a year, don’t pay taxes?

    Try that line on a factory floor and see how far that gets you. You’d have better luck surviving sex with Madonna.

  39. jim

    “After her divorce, she’ll be left with 590 some-odd million dollars…but after Obama’s corporate, capital gains, social security, homeowner’s etc tax hikes are done ruining our economy, I won’t be able to own even the tiniest of houses.”

    Mrs. McCain, you’re not fooling anyone. But thank you for not appearing here in a bikini.

  40. guy

    Madonna really sucks and her body looks like shit.

    And #34 & 35 came out of Madonnas crusty ass.

  41. Lauren

    HA HA HA! It will be harder to “rule the world” when you are $60mill short. She must hate Oprah.

  42. Jethro

    10 years of marriage………….. $60 million
    A year of counseling on what a woman should really look like……….$250,000
    Age 40 and looking forward to banging younger chicks…………priceless!

    Geeze why do American entertainers think that the rest of the world really gives a hoot about what they have to say? The should just STFU!!!!

  43. meh

    Good god she switched bodies with A-rod. And to think one time she was actually fuckable. Remember this folks?:
    http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i246/sexyloverxx/likeavirgincoverlpcolorkz4-1-1.jpg
    I don’t I wasn’t alive but damn.

  44. herbiefrog

    we havent checked the picture
    …however
    …sounds sad to us
    such an opportunity
    to open life up

    to open life up…

    and we didnt mean a y autopsy dissection

    what ? we said nothing

  45. kevTHA

    I LIKED SWEPT AWAY

  46. arroyo

    Madonna earned about half a billion dollars while they were married – I think Guy should get as much as he can.

    Women have been taking advantage of divorce for years, why not men?

  47. Maybe he got Sixty Million, but his “husband” is gone, folks!!
    (grandma has spoken.)

  48. Beastman AIDS

    Lock Stock and Snatch redeem any of Guy Ritchies shit movies a thousand times over

  49. Stiles

    “Kabbalah philosophy teaches that you don’t take what you haven’t earned. Well that’s exactly what Guy is doing. He hasn’t earned a penny of it, yet wants to take, take, take.”

    Guess I’m Kabbalah, cuz that sounds like Obama.

  50. hannah

    I bet his next girlfriend will be 23

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