Madonna flees Malawi, vows revenge

By: The Superficial / April 5, 2009

After her bitchin’ party didn’t garner the immediate adoption rights to four-year-old Mercy, Madonna fled Malawi this morning on her private jet. The AP reports:

Police roadblocks prevented reporters from approaching the airport but one police officer said Madonna carried David, her adopted Malawian son, up the steps of the Gulfstream jet.
It was bound for London’s Gatwick Airport, air traffic officials said, speaking on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak to journalists.

During take-off, onlookers reported a man in a fedora swinging from the landing gear with a whip. He was also heard yelling “That woman belongs in a museum!”

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