Madonna flees Malawi, vows revenge

April 5th, 2009 // 44 Comments

After her bitchin’ party didn’t garner the immediate adoption rights to four-year-old Mercy, Madonna fled Malawi this morning on her private jet. The AP reports:

Police roadblocks prevented reporters from approaching the airport but one police officer said Madonna carried David, her adopted Malawian son, up the steps of the Gulfstream jet.
It was bound for London’s Gatwick Airport, air traffic officials said, speaking on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak to journalists.

During take-off, onlookers reported a man in a fedora swinging from the landing gear with a whip. He was also heard yelling “That woman belongs in a museum!”

Photo: Fame

  1. Poor Mercy! Wait till she finds out she’s gotta spend the rest of her life fighting Lions and Tigers when she could have been Partying with Paris and Lindsay in Hollywood! :)

  2. candy

    Good riddance, I reckon.

  3. Randal has AIDS

    I woudn’t fuck Madonna with Sam Ronson’s dick.

  4. Randal has AIDS

    I wouldn’t fuck Madonna with Sam Ronson’s dick.

  5. Has the judge, out-weights the pros and cons of this matter? no good deed goes unpunished Marge…

  6. Rhialto

    Instead of fleeing she should stay for 18 months.

  7. sin

    She should have bought the whole damned nation. Then she could sell off her little slave kids to other rich, white women who want their own pack of slaves to do their bidding.

  8. sin

    She should have bought the whole damned nation. Then she could sell off her little slave kids to other rich, white women who want their own pack of slaves to do their bidding.

  9. sin

    She should have bought the whole damned nation. Then she could sell off her little slave kids to other rich, white women who want their own pack of slaves to do their bidding.

  10. Galtacticus

    Why do they want these kids? Aren’t they satisfied with what they have?

  11. Nero


  12. Gando

    What’s the price of a kid? Anybody knows?

  13. Darth

    These kids are black.But that doesn’t mean they’re little monkeys ofcourse.

  14. Styxchix

    Nice to see common sense prevail and that being a ‘megastar’ and having a squillion dollars doesn’t mean you always get what you want (reports are she is gutted at not getting her own way for about the first time ever). Welcome to the real world Madge!! The judge is right in saying that allowing Madonna to swoop in and adopt whomever she likes opens the door for anyone to do that and child trafficking is the next step. If she is so desperate to adopt an impoverished child then Madonna only has to look in either the UK or the US and unfortunately I am sure there will be plenty of children to choose from.

  15. Sauron

    Why doesn’t she adopt a bunch of Bonobo-apes?

  16. dee

    I just want to know one thing, why why why with all her money does she walk around with dark/orange roots and a bad hair dye job?? Someone please get her an appointment with Ken Paves!!!!!!!!

  17. Darth

    She looks in a very dark mood on this pic.Was this pic taken at the party?

  18. fitzwilly

    To add insult to injury, the Malawi govt. should have taken back the other child as well. I am referring to Lourdes, of course.

    nyuk, nyuk, nyuk

  19. Large Black Man

    Say what you want but Madona has a bigger penis than all of you peckerwoods

  20. Amanda

    Dear Superficial Writer,
    For your hatred of Madonna and your Indiana Jones reference, I have decided that I love you. That is all.

  21. Savalas

    Great headline.

    Madonna: “To the hydrofoil!”

  22. timmy the dying boy

    I doubt that even ol’ Indy himself would be able to find anything of interest anywhere on that nasty wrinkled old hag.


    today- malawi.
    tomorrow- madonnawi.

  24. suzieq

    Oh really, on a private jet? First of all at 50 she is too old to adopt a toddler an being a single mother doesn’t help her case. But isn’t Madge one of those useless celebs that likes to tell the rest of us how to be “green”? I just howl when she or Leo or Clooney or Roberts like to brag about how they re-use coffee cups for example, yet they continue to fly private planes everywhere leaving a larger carbon footprint than any of us could every hope to.

  25. “Madonna flees Malawi, vows revenge”

    Oh no, she’s going to go back to Malawi with a sci-fi ray gun that will turn all their women into skanks!

  26. tc

    She wants these children so she can drink their blood and syphon off their collagen to make some cream to keep her youthful.

    It isn’t working.

  27. we need these people though:
    (these people make tings happen)

  28. justifiable

    #24 EVERYONE knows that celebrity single foreign-adoptive Kabbalist mothers with cheek implants NEVER fly commercial first class! Were you raised by wolves, or what?

  29. EuroNeckPain

    I can’t believe that my post was deleted just because I said she looks good compared to other american celebrities of the same age group.

  30. james

    madonna is great.she will fight for her is sad cause she is back on orphanege alone.she can get aides or africa is very dangerous.madinna is the best and she is a fighter.just hope she can save mercy.of course madonna looks good.she is 50.who other 50 years old woman we see dancing around ?no one.of course she looks damn just sad cause press always respect madonna and now since the divorced they says trash things all the time.and people believe.but dont fotgette that the press writes what she wants.madonna is great

  31. jonnathan

    I’m saddened to read comments like this, I guess people really ARE heartless. It always comes down one thing doesn’t it? They love to hate Madonna and unfortunately that makes them blind to see that something like this is not only saddening to her, but also to little Mercy, who obviously will miss her mother and new family very much.


  32. jonas

    Distgusting comments, attention seeking my eye! If madonna wanted attention all she would have to do is get a new haircut.

    As for “old hag” etc, she’s done a lot more good than a lot of people im sure, i think this just goes to show the level of intelligence of posters here, thankfully some of us know better!

    Poor little girl :-(
    madonna doesnt need atention she is famous enought.the press needs madonbna to sell more magazines.they talk about her all the time.

  33. maniac

    to adopt again in the future. The statement read,

    “Madonna is a fantastic and loving mother who cares deeply about her own children, and children who may need additional help and support. I fully supported Madonna in her decision to apply for this adoption, and I am saddened that her application has been rejected. She is motivated only by being a caring parent who seeks to share some of the advantages and opportunities that her life has given her. This time it did not work out, but there will be other opportunities and I wish her well in them. She is a great mum.”
    says guy ritchie

  34. Mr. Jones

    AIDs and crushing poverty will look like a walk in a park after this witch is done with them.

  35. Is she going parachuting?

    #28 – HAHAHAHA

  36. farty mcshitface

    look at that lousy cunt, arms all folded thinking she’s some hot piece of ass. how dare they deny me my wishes- don’t they know who i am?
    yes vadge they do and thats exactly why you ain’t gonna ruin another life.
    you bitch!

  37. havoc

    During take-off, onlookers reported a man in a fedora swinging from the landing gear with a whip. He was also heard yelling “That woman belongs in a museum!”



  38. DDID

    hey Madonna you go girl…imagine if you were a child like in Slum dog millionaire and some movie star came along and gave you a chance in life. In real life these kids have no chance and I applaud you for your journey Madonna. Best of luck and any body that knocks you has never been out of their local secure little township. let this lady make a difference..think of the child not Madonna

  39. AGD


    You beat me to the comment. Funniest thing I’ve read in days.

  40. Tom

    Yeah #37. I actually laughed out loud for real.

  41. Blackbird

    Fish – HILARIOUS commentary. Loved it!

  42. mikeock

    I think it’s adorable that Madonna has such a crush on herself, but she should be careful – the chick she’s in love with is a real cunt.

  43. mytrueself

    I bet it’s not long until we’ll have an addon to The Sims. It’ll be called “Race to World-Domination”. You’ll be choosing between the two superpowers Brangelina and Madonna and your objective is basically to conquer the world by adopting it. First you start off in Africa, difficulty-level: easy. All you have to do is go there, bring cameras and lolly-pops and whoops, there you go: 10 children adopted. Eventually it get’s a little harder and you have to tip some locals to be able to adopt more of those little attentions-guarantees. Because if your level of public-awareness drops below at least 1000 Newspaper-comments dayly and 50 human-rights-watch lawsuits at the same time you’ll lose big time.
    Well, next step is Asia and Latin America and if you’re real good you even get to Russia, Europe or the U.S.
    But be careful, you also have to have a good street-rep, some charity, eventually some crappy, studio-only-produced songs and marriage to be able to continue playing. Oh and more than two own children will make you the biggest loser ever.
    Enjoy gaming.

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