A surprisingly decent looking Madonna went on a date last night with an unidentified mystery man, and this guy doesn’t even look like he’s alive. Oh, she touched him with the death hands; He’s not. Wow. Nothing like starting your night thinking you’ll be banging a dolled-up Madonna only to be fed to giant scarabs in her basement instead. But then again, who wouldn’t prefer that outcome? A-Rod, sit down.
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she really looks amazing again.but he is not a misterious guy.its her pall steve klein.her photographer.he did her sex book and the new louis vuitton campaign.they are probably talk about business.but he looks like sean penn
she looks sexy.but she is not dting him.guy is in nyc too.ahah.lov u madonna
Egads!
Whats wrong with that guys head??
She looks like she was going for a kate winslet look from the neck up. Scary hands, reminds me of Gollum choking a fish to death before eating it cold and wet.
jiminny crickets look at those hands of hers!
Hahahahahaha! You know what that guy reminds me of in the first picture? Remember when you were a teenager and you would be in your room getting drunk or stoned or both with your friends and your Mom would call you for dinner and ask your friends if they wanted to eat over? And most of your friends could pull the “straight” act off pretty good but there was always that one guy who was so wasted that you all just sat there hoping Mom was so blind she wouldnt notice? Yeah! It’s THAT GUY! hahaha.
Madonna looks pretty good in this pic. Every dog has its day.
hot
He isn’t an unidentified man, he is Steven Klien a photographer who she has worked with for years, get a better photo service if yours doesn’t identify ppl
I wonder if she has any feeling left in her face. She has that paralyzed-face look.
Yikes, grow old gracefully ya silly old woman!
Spider man meets Barack Obama!
http://www.zacktaylor.ca/photos/uncategorized/2009/01/08/spidermanobama.jpg
Veiny hands are genetic. She can’t help it. But she only has herself (and her plastic surgery team) to blame for the rest of her hideousness. She’s a scary, evil looking creature.
WTF? Decent? Madonna’s cheeks look as if they have been storing nuts for the past decade. Madonna, Halloween is over, take your mask off.
And what is with Pierre. That mustache and jacket, he is obviously one of her army of gay male stylists. Really, dating this guy would do nothing for her credibility.
lol@#1
He MUST be brainwashed.
is that Julia Roberts’ ex Lyle Lovett she’s with ?
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/21/LOVETT_narrowweb__300x383,0.jpg
#51 Sex book was photographed by Steven Meisel.
hey babe…
can we all say… “hard to find”
“to find… hard…”
[what?]
[[[go fff*** yourselves, think we care anymore?]]]]
Wow, the time when the site updates over the weekend remember I wasn’t … So I assume that you dont have one who lives longer, fish? Im kinda sorry, but its more fun for readers. Theyre the only ones, you do not, (
Who is she dating from fla merwin george?